Upvotes To The Left
Added 2021-01-08 18:25:24 +0000 UTCTo the upvoters of this post, thank you for believing in me. You will be rewarded handsomely. To the downvoters of this post, I appreciate you understanding that criticism is essential to a well-functioning democracy. I value your eager participation more than the upvoters who, quite frankly, I am terrified of. I wake up every day afraid of what they might do. To the upvoters of this post, please ignore that last message, it was likely authored by none other than the downvoters themselves who are desperate to see us fail. They want us to fail so that they don't feel so alone. To the downvoters of this post, what are you even doing here? This post is for the upvoters only. Downvoters are born of trash and will die in trash. Note: I am aware that I just downvoted myself. I was just testing the downvote functionality and that's my bad. If you are an upvoter, kindly forgive me. If you are a downvoter, it wasn't an accident and I'm one of you guys now. Let's fuck some shit up. To the upvoters of this post, thank you for sharing this with your friends, family, and acquaintances. Never give up! To the downvoters of this post, you have succeeded in making me feel bad. Congratulations! Now I have to find out where your house is. I'll know it when I see it, because it will have garbage inside and outside. Stay strong, upvoters! To the downvoters, sorry about calling you guys garbage. You too upvoters, but yes, especially downvoters. You guys are not garbage. You're just regular trash. I hope you find it in your hearts to forgive me. But I have to go now. I just saw another downvoter.
