A Moment With Roast Beef.
Added 2024-10-08 23:45:13 +0000 UTCA glimpse into the mind of R. Beef Kazenzakis. Co-starring: a leaf blower, a free day, and a chest cold.
Comments
Why does "emerging from the house in a private garment" crack me up so?
Greg Earnest
2024-10-12 19:25:28 +0000 UTCRoast Beef is the guy who sucks
Amit Katz
2024-10-10 15:15:43 +0000 UTCPretty soon we can all just ask AI if Rockefeller would have liked us and leave it at that
Chris Onstad
2024-10-10 06:06:31 +0000 UTCChris, thank you for saying what needed to be said about large biographies of historical men. They should all come with an introductory brochure.
Dan W
2024-10-09 17:55:16 +0000 UTCThe graphic is actually a trace of my senior portrait
Chris Onstad
2024-10-09 14:45:24 +0000 UTCFun!
Nicholas Williams
2024-10-09 12:46:26 +0000 UTCctrl-c ctrl-v hath laid many a man low among the nations
J
2024-10-09 11:41:34 +0000 UTCLiterally me.
Tom PM
2024-10-09 08:06:53 +0000 UTCIt was mostly written so Molly could have a day off
Chris Onstad
2024-10-09 02:39:31 +0000 UTCShit this was actually my journal, the beef piece is coming tomorrow, sorry damn copy paste function so confusing
Chris Onstad
2024-10-09 02:38:52 +0000 UTCWhy is the end the most upsetting part?
Jacquelyn R Walters
2024-10-09 01:59:18 +0000 UTCDoes what it says on the tin
Anthony Thompson
2024-10-09 01:39:57 +0000 UTC"man why you even got to do a thing" writ large
Stavro
2024-10-09 01:03:47 +0000 UTCI like how this story about a dude's anger at a leaf blower is about a lot more than a dude's anger at a leaf blower
Bungus Bronbo
2024-10-09 00:50:38 +0000 UTCJust two days ago I found out the leaf blowing jackass from every 5 am wake-up was not, in fact, the mustachioed guy across the street my former work crush had admired, but a nice guy from my building.
Joe Rice
2024-10-09 00:08:25 +0000 UTCDoes Roast Beef have the Consumption?😷
Julie (HiDeeHoGal)
2024-10-09 00:07:11 +0000 UTCthis was genuinely painful to read. not in a “this is poorly written” way. in a “the depth and breadth of this man’s suffering is haunting to me” way. i hope that is part of onstad’s schema of success for this.
J
2024-10-08 23:58:28 +0000 UTC
