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A Moment With Roast Beef.

A glimpse into the mind of R. Beef Kazenzakis. Co-starring: a leaf blower, a free day, and a chest cold.

A Moment With Roast Beef. A Moment With Roast Beef.

Comments

Why does "emerging from the house in a private garment" crack me up so?

Greg Earnest

Roast Beef is the guy who sucks

Amit Katz

Pretty soon we can all just ask AI if Rockefeller would have liked us and leave it at that

Chris Onstad

Chris, thank you for saying what needed to be said about large biographies of historical men. They should all come with an introductory brochure.

Dan W

The graphic is actually a trace of my senior portrait

Chris Onstad

Fun!

Nicholas Williams

ctrl-c ctrl-v hath laid many a man low among the nations

J

Literally me.

Tom PM

It was mostly written so Molly could have a day off

Chris Onstad

Shit this was actually my journal, the beef piece is coming tomorrow, sorry damn copy paste function so confusing

Chris Onstad

Why is the end the most upsetting part?

Jacquelyn R Walters

Does what it says on the tin

Anthony Thompson

"man why you even got to do a thing" writ large

Stavro

I like how this story about a dude's anger at a leaf blower is about a lot more than a dude's anger at a leaf blower

Bungus Bronbo

Just two days ago I found out the leaf blowing jackass from every 5 am wake-up was not, in fact, the mustachioed guy across the street my former work crush had admired, but a nice guy from my building.

Joe Rice

Does Roast Beef have the Consumption?😷

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

this was genuinely painful to read. not in a “this is poorly written” way. in a “the depth and breadth of this man’s suffering is haunting to me” way. i hope that is part of onstad’s schema of success for this.

J


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