[Young Master Xian]—❈—76:: There's Nothing Quite Like A Punch To The Face
A/N:: Happy New Year, everyone. Here's to hoping this one turns out better than the shit-show the last one turned out to be.
Wish you the best.
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Once More Into the Breach
So, because I'm a glutton for punishment, and also because Podium Publishing contacted me about adapting Young Master Xian into an audiobook (and they can't/won't work with me unless I have a f...
2025-12-22 12:47:06 +0000 UTC View Post[Young Master Xian]—❈—75:: The Royal Banquet [V]
Xian Qigang
“Qigang!”
“Qigang, can you hear us?”
“Are you hurt? Qigang!”
It is crazy the things your mind will block out if it deems you ...
2025-12-18 18:01:37 +0000 UTC View Post[Young Master Xian]—❈—74:: The Royal Banquet [IV]
Xiuying
In the face of overwhelming power, even the greatest skill and the strongest spirit is trash.
This was common knowledge among cultivators, and while it w...
2025-12-12 19:52:27 +0000 UTC View Post[Artwork] Potential New Poster
As I sit here posting this, my family is currently at my father's village celebrating the end of the mourning period for his death.
It's been six months since his burial, and since his death,...
2025-11-30 14:04:54 +0000 UTC View Post[Young Master Xian]—❈—73:: The Royal Banquet [III]
In this world of cultivation, two things matter above all others: lineage and talent.
And while those with the former but not the latter can bluster, and pretend, and try their hardest to con...
2025-11-23 20:33:19 +0000 UTC View Post[Young Master Xian]—❈—72:: The Royal Banquet [II]
‘How did I get here?’ I wonder not for the first time, as I face the fourteen-year-old girl, 816th Princess, Feng Qiling.
Around us, watching like silent sentinels from the high ...
2025-11-18 21:06:57 +0000 UTC View Post[Young Master Xian]—❈—71:: The Royal Banquet [I]
Xiuying
Xiuying watched in the mirror as she transformed from a plain, mannish woman with wild, untameable hair into a regal and pristine aristocrat, and all it had taken wer...
2025-11-05 12:28:00 +0000 UTC View Post[Young Master Xian]—❈—70:: Family Dinner [IV]
“You don’t know if you want congruence?” Mother asks, voice quiet in that fake calm way people use when they know if they let themselves feel the annoyance they’re feeling, they’ll likely...
2025-10-30 17:25:27 +0000 UTC View Post[Young Master Xian]—❈—69:: Family Dinner [III]
Xian Zexi
“Enmities are pointless, Zexi. They’re stressful and they’re stupid, especially between members of the same family… We all need friends.”
Those were...
2025-10-22 17:43:16 +0000 UTC View PostA Guide (somewhat) On The Layers of Cultivation
Hope this helps all of those who've been having trouble remembering the names of the Realms ...
2025-10-18 06:21:03 +0000 UTC View Post[Young Master Xian]—❈—68:: Family Dinner [II]
You know that thing I said about how this dinner will be an unmitigated disaster?
Yeah, I fucking hate being right.
The actual dinner hasn’t started yet and I’ve already almost died...
2025-10-17 19:30:06 +0000 UTC View Post[Young Master Xian]—❈—67:: Family Dinner [I]
The Xian family has seven scions, myself included, meaning that, with my mother and father, a family dinner means nine people at the dinner table. And that’s assuming no one brings a plus one, be...
2025-10-14 22:57:14 +0000 UTC View PostYoung Master Xian Sure Has Changed: Book One (EPUB & PDF) (Explicit and Clean versions)
Complete book one of Young Master Xian Sure Has Changed in both EPUB and PDF formats for the clean version, and the version with the sex scene.
I apologize for any formatting/typographical is...
2025-10-14 22:47:00 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Official, Amazon Hates Me
Received this email from Amazon at 11:00 PM (my time) last night.
And yes, they mean it, both...
2025-10-08 02:55:55 +0000 UTC View Post[Young Master Xian]—❈—66:: unnamed
This is our last etiquette class with Geng Zemin, and I hope that the end of it marks the last time I’ll ever lay eyes on the man.
I mean, I understand that he’s simply doing his job in t...
2025-10-06 20:25:47 +0000 UTC View Post[Young Master Xian]—❈—65:: Amazon
Stand straighter. Sit straighter. Walk slower. Don’t fidget.
With every new lesson Mother’s etiquette instructor , one Geng Zemin, drills into me, the more my long-held belief is reaffirm...
2025-10-01 17:45:38 +0000 UTC View Post[Young Master Xian]—❈—64:: unnamed
I wake to a barely familiar ceiling.
Beneath me is a comfortable bed, covered in sheets that I’m sure has a thread count higher than some wages.
Seated beside the bed is a person, and...
2025-09-25 18:17:59 +0000 UTC View Post[Young Master Xian]—❈—63:: "It Was Nice Knowing You."
Fixing my soulscape of the Wild Qi corruption had been difficult, disgusting, and horrifying on a bone deep level I spend most waking moments trying to not remember.
It hadn’t just hurt Su...
2025-09-20 16:41:40 +0000 UTC View PostLive on Kindle and KU
So yeah, it's alive! Thank you all for bringing me this far, I never would have made it here without you.
The book has been properly edited, and a few scenes have had some rewriting done, so ...
2025-09-16 15:52:15 +0000 UTC View Post[Young Master Xian]—❈—62:: unnamed
Something thumps into my side.
I grunt and make a modicum of an effort to open my eyes and see what it is, but when my eyes decidedly stay closed, I give up and keep sleeping.
The thing...
2025-09-13 21:22:52 +0000 UTC View Post[Young Master Xian]—❈—61:: FUCK. NO.
A/N:: This chapter is dedicated to Malcolm Tent. Thanks for all your help. You're a wonderful person.
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2025-09-09 17:53:37 +0000 UTC View Post[Young Master Xian]—❈—60:: 'Small D_ck Energy'
The Imperial Palace is exactly what you would expect if you know anything at all about cultivators.
If asked to describe it in one word, some people might choose ‘grand,’ or perhaps ‘ex...
2025-09-06 17:57:43 +0000 UTC View Post[Young Master Xian]—❈—59:: Conversations in a Cultivation Circle [II]
… Her eyes move to me. “Which brings me to another matter.
“Tell me about this Sun Emperor.”
“He’s a dick,” are my first words.
Mother blinks at me, clearly not expe...
2025-08-30 13:10:28 +0000 UTC View PostBook One Goes Down On the 20th
Hey, everyone.
So, I'm finally (almost) ready to publish on Amazon, which means that I will preemptively be taking down book one from all platforms before then.
Since the book should be...
2025-08-16 15:14:23 +0000 UTC View Post[Young Master Xian]—❈—58:: Conversations in a Cultivation Circle [I]
“You’re insane,” I say to the woman who birthed me.
“No, Qigang,” she says, “I am a cultivator.”
And with those words, she returns to her meal. Just like that.
I sco...
2025-08-08 20:25:08 +0000 UTC View PostRevisiting the Matter of Book Covers
So, those of you who've been here a while will remember the disastrous book cover a so-called artist I paid a hundred dollars gave me.
Namely, this 👇🏽
2025-08-08 08:21:33 +0000 UTC
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[Young Master Xian]—❈—57:: "I Will Climb"
My home here in the Xian Estate isn’t even half the size of the one back in Silver Springs.
It is the one thing I’ve so far found to be thankful for since my arrival, because my home back...
2025-08-06 10:06:23 +0000 UTC View Post[Young Master Xian]—❈—56:: So I Have Spoken
The one advantage to living in an estate so large that you could probably fit a small town in it with space left over, is that going from place to place takes forever.
Of course, if you’re ...
2025-07-28 16:09:13 +0000 UTC View Post[Young Master Xian]—❈—To Be HAREM Or To Be MONOGAMY
As some of you may know, the matter has come up over on QQ as to the harem tag I put in this story way back forever ago when I started it.
Some (myself included) have expressed a desire to se...
2025-07-25 19:03:30 +0000 UTC View Post