You need to watch "Vampires Suck" it's an amazing parody of this movie.
LionBro
2025-04-10 17:53:35 +0000 UTC
Yep, and all 5 movies were number #1 at the box office. All 5 movies totaled over 3.3 billion dollars worldwide. All 5 movies had a positive rating with the fans.
Jonathan
2025-03-30 19:38:24 +0000 UTC
It is hilarious, its just not supposed to be! 😵💫😝😂
Chris Bruneau
2025-03-04 01:22:10 +0000 UTC
I haven't seen Speak but if she can really act, then this is the fault of a bad director. I lean toward the latter. This is a pretty bad movie lol but that does not make it unenjoyable! Maple and Arianna hit the nail on the head though, way too much of this movie is just shots of people staring at each other and assorted B-roll footage, the effects were bad even for 2008, and the performances were inscrutable. I think the director was bad, the script was rough, the VFX team did mediocre work, and the editing was a mess. It was a solid 8/10 for bad movies that are fun to watch, though. May even rewatch!
Owen Kosik
2025-03-04 01:20:42 +0000 UTC
I'd never seen this movie and it was hilarious, I'm fully in support of their laughing
Owen Kosik
2025-03-04 01:11:51 +0000 UTC
there was so much laughter, I didn't realize this movie was a comedy ;)
Chris Bruneau
2025-03-02 17:12:54 +0000 UTC
Please continue this series.
Athasin
2025-03-02 07:24:56 +0000 UTC
A lot of people don't catch it now but the woman at the diner in the red who ordered the veggie plate is the author of Twilight, Stephanie Meyer.
Athasin
2025-03-02 06:41:24 +0000 UTC
I remember how many people gave Kristen Stewart crap for her performance in this, saying she couldn't act (when she clearly she could based on her performance in "Speak"). But the truth is she acted her ass off in this. That awkwardness and cringe? All acting.
Athasin
2025-03-02 05:38:05 +0000 UTC
holy crap you're right
Chad Gloria
2025-03-02 05:22:20 +0000 UTC
i love these movies tho XD please continue haha, i read the books in middle school too, but i still love the movies
Nigel Douglas
2025-03-02 01:20:47 +0000 UTC
lol me and my friends love these movies, we rewatch all the time, fantastic for drinking games too.
Eamon
2025-03-02 00:57:48 +0000 UTC
Yeah, I have had this issue with Binge (Australia's version of HBO Max) and their reactions as well (depending on the specific content). GoT syncs up fine but with Chernobyl and What We Do, I am always ahead. Everything on Netflix, Stan (an australia specific streaming service), amazon etc works perfectly
Zane Platt
2025-03-02 00:51:00 +0000 UTC
Team Maple crushing it. Please do more Twilight. This is what I’ve been missing in my life!
Trevor Go
2025-03-01 23:45:12 +0000 UTC
Despite having very recently talked shit about Twilight on this very Patreon, I will admit this first one is scrappy enough that it's a fun, so-bad-it's-good, watch. It's the sequels, when they had bigger budgets and expectations, where they tried to make them epic, event movies. Then they just become boring bad.
Smapdi
2025-03-01 22:12:19 +0000 UTC
im pretty sure they cant read bella. right? edward cant read her mind. im not sure if alice can read the future based on a decision made by bella
Nigel Douglas
2025-03-01 22:04:46 +0000 UTC
Another super fun one! When Maple said Anna Kendrick does the "song movie" I cracked up. Pitch Perfect would be a fun one to watch too.
Jason Tingwald
2025-03-01 21:37:46 +0000 UTC
So much fun to see people pointing out the absurdities of how this movie was made. The MST3K guys covered this film and really hit all the awful filmmaking and acting choices (from actors who have done very good work when equipped with good scripts and direction).
If I remember correctly, the subsequent movies aren’t quite as cringy, but they’re certainly not good … which makes them ripe for fun reactions. This was a lot of fun!
Ian Forbes
2025-03-01 21:26:53 +0000 UTC
I noticed you didn’t recognize Sokka.
Trevor Go
2025-03-01 19:55:01 +0000 UTC
Different framerates across continents.
Tax2er
2025-03-01 19:43:06 +0000 UTC
Something weird is going on with the speed, either my hbo went faster or yours slower and i had to constantly adjust
sablo
2025-03-01 19:31:03 +0000 UTC
well i see this will be a YAP session reaction
Skye Brooklyn
2025-03-01 18:52:15 +0000 UTC
Hold on tight spider monkey has to be one of the Greatest cheesy lines in cinema history
T.wiley
2025-03-01 17:13:07 +0000 UTC
Yesss!!! I love twilight for the absurdity of the series and the bizzare acting. Another banger decision!