Ramble: Avatar: The Way of Waterpark

tulkun sweet tulkun

Ella Taran

Jenny really thought she could sneak in DIVE without us realizing, huh?

ElaineMcgeeeeeeeee

A Tapirus is just a giant Tapir because Avatar is lazy as hell.

Bryce Zubriski

my gut instinct says that the soul tree fireworks should have a paper lantern element but that also sounds a bit like a nightmare. but also disney might do a nightmare idea

PurpleIsDebeste

I Didn’t Want to Spend This Day with My Son 🙄😐😑🫥

Chris

I've actually really liked all of the jenny's choice videos that have happened so far, since you'll pick a topic that you feel more excited about and it shows. (I also love that the first one was mlp collecting because that is an interest of mine, so the topic really worked out for me in particular haha)

robin

I loved the small comment of “I hate when they pretend you’re a tourist.” But what if you have to get the Navi or RDA face paint in order to get the “full theme park experience,” like, the default character is “tourist” but the park performers will treat you differently, and you get a slightly more “immersive” experience if you opt for the dress up at the start of the visit. Like, you start in the gift shop, but it’s a costume shop, and you’re pressured to get funny hats and ears and stuff or risk horrible fomo for the rest of your experience.

Kailyn K.

I'm a new patron but I want to bring back Jenny's choice. This was such a fun video

Rose .

the first 13 minutes were perfectly dull and ordinary and then she casually pivoted to sacrificing rowdy boys to the US military in exchange for funding this imaginary avatar the way of water park without skipping a beat, thats a 10/10 for me

Mia Ravn Tversted

I originally skipped this video because just the idea of waterparks fills me with rage. But then curiosity got to me and I watched it and now I feel silly lol Great video. Genuinely cool and horrific. I hate how the military bit sounds cartoonishly evil and fully plausible at the same time.

Anise

wow, you really laid Disney's lack of ambition bare here

sven terje bang

I live for Mega Porg's looks! Their little hat!! <3 <3

Hazel Davis

This is peak ADHD. Having the opportunity to dream up a reality that has no limits, but still dreaming up an imaginary way to fund the imaginary reality.

Gabby

Jenny's solution to troublesome young teenage boys: sell them to the US military

well anyway

I love that she even themed the parking

Kristen

STEEPLECHASE!!!!! yeah it's insane that they were allowed to do that

Millie W

Completely enamored with the concept of purchasing elaborate face paint and hair styling then heading straight to the pool

Andrea

There's a theme park in the UK called Blackpool Pleasure Beach where they have one of those horse track rides, but they put the horses on a rollercoaster track, and it's honestly terrifying because you're only being held in place by a belt around your waist that you could 100% unbuckle at any time.

Nioli

Just to come out here and defend the legoland horse track ride bc that was one of my favorites as a kid, it has this great moment where u bully a squire by riding through this rotating training shield that he’s holding onto (with your lance that is molded to the horse ofc) and he goes “oh no, not again!” In retrospect still pretty dinky but i thought it was fun when i was 7

Lauren Zhang

Have you heard of Liseberg in Sweden? I believe it's Scandinavia's largest theme park (and just happens to be in my city, so let me know if you go!) well they just built a waterpark called OCEANA which is set to open Spring/Summer 2024! 🥳🥳🌊 My best friend is a seasonal employee at Liseberg so I might be able to get one of the early tickets if I'm lucky. I know you've gone to theme parks in Europe before, so maaybe possible? 🤷🏼 Love, //Person who has watched your Pandora theme park video 5-6 times, and your Evermore one over 10

Lupa Wick

I'm guessing the movie is Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure

heaps and heaps of worms

I totally agree, I'm down to watch Jenny talk about pretty much whatever, the spider reviews video is wonderful, but I also love her in depth documentary style videos, as long as she is having a good time creating them and doesn't get burned out

Kyla M

Jenny, as a patron who will intentionally not watch your uploads for a while so that I can binge several at once on a cozy day off, I want to say that I’ve noticed your increased anxiety around the quality of your content and the way it’s made you hesitant to post etc. Please know that your most casual, least-thought-out content is already better than pretty much everything else I watch on the internet, and that while I understand and will always support you holding yourself to a high standard, I hope that you are able to move toward doing that out of a love for what you do and not out of fear of our reactions. Does that make sense? Like… I believe you are an artist and you have every right to always be pushing your creativity to new heights. But it makes me sad to think of you stopping yourself from making things you want to make because you’re afraid of external negative feedback or because you’re worried about timelines of relevance. I think your specific content is the kind that need not concern itself with either of those things because what makes it so beloved is how niche and rewatchable at any time it is. I know I can’t possible understand how difficult it must be to shut out all the noise when you’re a public figure on the internet. But idk. Wanted to say something somewhere. I hope you’re getting support in your personal life to help you manage the understandable stress of your job and that you hear all of us who care cheering you on through the noise.

The military recruitment idea is too good, I'm going to use it on my next promotion board 😏

Mimi

Majorly zoned out watching this and zoned in when you were talking about a dad congratulating his son on being in the US Army and sending low income demographic to that rollercoaster. Very confusing experience

Laura H

Ma e wa

Just in case I am statistically "the one," I think the movie is The Mouse and His Child. Actually, I really hope its that movie. Or any of those unhinged sanrio films haha

I agree on posting the evermore video, it was outstanding

As a proud patreon supporter who dose enjoy big robust bonusses for patreon, I support the evermore 2 video being unlisted. I always found it weird how follow ups or direct sequels where not on main channel. Felt like the true ending was locked behind DLC. I pay for this patreon whenever I can, would not feel cheated if that was made public

Doll D

I really hope no actual army recruiter finds this and thinks that's a great idea.

Anna O.

RotR should use decoy floor scuffs.

Michael Molla

Trying to find an ounce of water in the waterpark. EDIT: nvm i got there

Elisha Summers

character dining navi on stilts killed me. if i don't get this experience before I die im gonna kms.

legally they have to let you. it's a waterpark they have to let you

MaxMin

2nd month on patreon &lt;3

Brooklyn Elise

I hope some theme park insider is here to see her amazing idea of combining those ride types, and her other thoughts on improving "trackless" ride experiences.

David A Behlman

There's a second channel?!???

Travis Jackson

You gotta strategically place dire horse hunting party in the park so all the branching paths can visit the different attractions and areas. So like in one path you’ll accidentally stumble into an RDA rollercoaster building and a tank will lurch at you and you have to make a swift exit, or you’ll run around on a hill overlooking the lazy river. That way if you ride it once, as you’re enjoying your day at the rest of the park you’re seeing glimpses of where other paths can take you.

Jackson Lundeen

Nobody tell Ken about us military funding

Shocked there was not a tree with a face.

Michael Apgar

Not in my experience.

Jack fahey

hey just a heads up (cause i imagine you’re unaware) when you open this video on youtube it opens with youtube kids and says it’s a kids video on a kids channel, and bars access from liking, commenting, playing it open in another tab ect.

I'm the one who has heard of it.

Mr. Creosote

I love Avatar at Disney. This is just going after my heart

Megan Cox

what IS this 2nd channel??

Iris

Jenny have you heard about the indoor Dreamworks themed water park in New Jersey

Peyton

Absolutely lost it at the army recruitment.

Tzivia Kleinbart

The US Government roller coaster army recruitment bit should be taught alongside A Modest Proposal as an introduction to satire, and I am *here* for it.

The sheer horror I felt at you describing the Tulkun rising up from underneath the water and actually lifting people up 😱😱 (also I've only ever been on lazy river type things where you just tread water so I was very confused for a minute why you were talking about inner tubes)

Libby Williams

Getting the funding from the US Military is perfect because once the Space Force puts down some cash, we can just go to Pandora for real.

man mann

Tag yourself! I'm boring child

god i fucking love the indiana jones ride

wyatt

Weirdly easy to visualize every bit of this crazy waterpark

Machati

I love how this is the absolute most I will ever learn about the plot of Avatar: The Way of Water

Margo

You would've enjoyed it more in a jungle with big creatures popping out

Jenny Nicholson

I remember being scared even of the kiddie horse ride at legoland lol

Lindsey Keefer

27:45, first mention of water since the intro in a video about a waterpark. Bold move, Nicholson. Let's see if the US Navy will agree to funding after this.

Captain Langosta AKA The Yellow Dart AKA Kyle

"Just Toruk?" "Just Toruk."

Ella M

I love how the park concept is so realistic she's already thinking about how to fund it through integration with the military industrial complex.

Christopher Knoll

Only Jenny can channel such a delicious fusion of genuine earnestness and complete corporate cynicism. She pitched a fantastic park right down to its horrible, soulless, military-funded center. Also, her casual disdain for teenage boys is just *chef's kiss*. 🤣🤣🤣

Ethan Good

I hoped for months that one of the avatar topics would win, so glad Jenny chose it! I never get tired of theme park talk or avatar talk 🥳

tagliatelle grande (sam)

I would assume the Tapirus is supposed to be like a Tapir

IndigoRen

Also thank you for providing a great verbal explanation for why I'm so underwhelmed with the trackless ride system as a whole. The mechanics are way too routinely unreliable for the demand the Disney attractions get. I really hope it gets phased out because you're absolutely right with the scuffing issue making the actual "trackless" part borderline pointless.

I can't believe Jenny is selling out her theme park to the US Army and they haven't even paid her yet.

Eric

i voted for this topic at least a couple of times and the video absolutely fulfills the hopes I had for it each time… thanks for picking this ʻlost opportunity!”

re: the novelty of strictly single-rider attractions, this is exactly what I love about autopia. as an adult, I do wish the specific property of the ride was more themed or that the track had a better view of Tomorrowland. But as a kid I didn't give a fuck, I loved the hot nuts and bolts stand and just having like a few minutes to myself away from the family stress of a disney day ya know.

A lot of patrons seem okay with more "Jenny's Choice" (and I always enjoy the topics she chooses!) but it feels a bit unfair to Jenny really. When the vote doesn't produce a clear topic, she has to do this extra preliminary brainstorming step, so it's like we're creeping up the monthly ask without quite saying so. Choosing a good topic is hard, but patrons shouldn't shirk the job! And when in doubt, just ask for more theme park stuff, because this was great.

itsotter

My favourite kind of content is diving into something niche no one has heard of or talks about. Looking forward to your short video!

Cynethryth

ok what if in the edu-tainment children's discovery museum section there was like a basic lab procedure. i'm thinking titration (so like the chemicals could be behind glass, but a kid turns a knob that pours the color-changing chemicals into the solution and they could turn different colors! and when they run out of chemicals the station could rotate around and a new titration would be there, and behind a wall there's a guy just refilling the same 2 titrations). this could be in the avatar-themed section of the edu-tainment building, so parents feel feel ok letting their kid hang out there because at least they're learning how to do an "experiment", and it would be fun for the kids and then people would want to hang out and learn about avatar-plants and avatar-animals and THEN they'll want to buy more avatar themed merch!

The US military sponsors like 95% of all movies and TV shows that get produced, anyway, so some of these dreams have already come true.

Steve Ray

Okay I’m only 2 minutes in BUT have to quickly comment that I’m thrilled you went to Rulantica!!!! I live in southern Germany, about 45 min away. We go every year (to Europa as well) and it never gets old 🖤 so fun!! When you mentioned Germany last month I immediately thought of Europa and had my fingers crossed that you would go and enjoy it!! 🖤🖤🖤

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