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[Cyan Exclusive] [F4A] How the hell do you ask your neighbor to get you pregnant, anyway? [You and I can't get pregnant so we plan to ask the neighbor] [Getting nervous] [Overthinking] [What if he's an ax murderer] [What shirt should I wear?] [Increasingly sillier rambles] [This might be a shitpost] [IDK how to do this, I've just seen porn about it] [Shitpost turns to heartfelt speech about motherhood] [I love you] Lots of mentions of [Impreg] [No Sex]

Added 2024-11-18 11:29:38 +0000 UTC

Turns out getting a baby artificially inseminated is...extremely pricey!! You and your slightly high-strung wife decide to explore a different, all-natural possibility: your next-door neighbor, whose name you guys can both totally remember. For sure. Probably. After letting her ramble for a bit to get her nerves out, you let her know you already have everything planned, and you're here to help. <3

IMPROV

Blue's Notes

I swear to Snorp I started this improv intending for it to actually end in sex, but then it just got longer and longer and I was having such a good time thinking of other weird shit that this character might say that I just got lost in the sauce. I hope you have as much fun listening to this anxious, adorable dork ramble as I did haha

ALSO If you want the sexy version of this story:

Your sexy neighbor needs help getting pregnant!!