Elves are almost entirely female. Every 200 years, a male elf is born. And its their duty to keep the race going, thus they're basically like royalty. SEX royalty. But THIS elf prince is sick of banging elf women. He likes boys, and he's lonely! :(

Nothing to do but gaze sadly into the crystal ball, BUT WHAT'S THIS? Who's this in his territory?

"BRING HIM TO ME!"

Costume design.



Uh oh.

DOYOUSTUPIDLONGEARSKNOWWHOMYDADISIWILLBURNTHISFORESTTOTHEGROUNMMMPHMHMHMPMPMHHPMHHPH

Gotta look EXTRA pretty for his new friend! More perfume, womanservant!


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