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Now it's your turn! I would love for you to give me two truths and a lie, and we can guess the lie!

In case you didn't see, my lie was number 3 about meeting Lady Gaga.

So go ahead and post yours in the comments!

Comments

Oooh please do!

Singmypraise

And I would be thrilled (and at this point I am authorized) to tell you! The only catch is that ot must be in the realm of PMs.

EXSkywarp

WHOO! I am pretty good at this game!! I want to hear more about number 1!

Singmypraise

Great Job, Sing!! Although I kinda did make it a little obvious. Yeah, Van Halen was still touring in 2012, and at the time had just released "A Different Kind of Truth," which ended up being their last since Eddie had passed away in 2020. And most folks who don't live in Minnesota usually figure out that 3 is the lie lol!

EXSkywarp

Hmmm, I am going to guess 3? Though I don't know if Van Halen was touring still in 2012, but I will stick with 3

Singmypraise

1. I was interviewed by CNN for an exposé they were working on at the time. (2) I attended my first and only Van Halen concert in 2012. (3) I met Jesse Ventura at a public park in St. Paul. Good luck! 😎

EXSkywarp

That and no one really wants to fuck with the bartender.

Christopher Dobey

That's not cool that he wanted to intentional get under your skin. It's good that he's a former friend now! Haha yeah, I think people know not to say it to you now.

Singmypraise

Ok , that is at least a pretty good burn. He wasnt that clever , would just constantly use that cause he knew it got under my skin. Still pretty much the only thing that will, but people know better than to say it to me now.

Christopher Dobey

Oh damn! I guess he should have listened. I had never heard of "haymaker" before and had to Google it. I said "your mom" once to a guy in high school, because he had asked me if slaughtered any goats lately (I think he thought I was a "satanist"), and he ended up shoving me for saying that.

Singmypraise

It was a christmas party for bar staff and regulars back when i was a bartender. He is also no longer my friend for other reasons. But for years i had been telling him dont fucking make those jokes , no one insults my mother , but he would always brush me off and im generally a pacifist, but I had a bit much to drink , browned out , and then later people told me he made a mom joke , i gave him a haymaker , then caught him and laid him down on the couch gently.

Christopher Dobey

Ooh I'm good at this! But oh man, number 2 is crazy

Singmypraise

Aye , ive not yet fired a .50 cal (rifle). One day though.

Christopher Dobey

Hmm I will go with number 3

Singmypraise

1. I once fell out of a ceiling on bonfire night. 2. I knocked out my best friend on christmas eve for making a yo momma joke. 3. I have fired a .50 cal sniper rifle.

Christopher Dobey

Whoohoo, it's so fun! You have some good stories!

Singmypraise

Oh! You're good!

Lambert

Ooh juicy! Hmm I think 1 is the lie!

Singmypraise

1. In high school, I lost my virginity in the back of the family station wagon. 2. I went on a backpacking trip with friends and ended up fingering a girl in her sleeping bag while everyone else was asleep. 3. After college, I went on a roadtrip with my FWB and we screwed our way across the country in a 2-person tent.

Lambert

Money, a license, and my own car lol

AsteroidDisc476

I wonder what it will take to get you to go further west!

Singmypraise

Yep! I’ve been to Ontario during family vacations, and the farthest I’ve traveled on the east coast of the US is Orlando

AsteroidDisc476

Ah ok, so you mean that you have left the US, but you've never seen anything besides the East Coast of the US. That's three of us so far with no driver's license!

Singmypraise

Nope! It’s 3!

AsteroidDisc476

2 has to be the lie then! 1 and 2 are at odds with each other!

Singmypraise

Nope!

AsteroidDisc476

I think 1 is the lie!

Singmypraise

I have never left the east coast of the US I have been to Canada before I have a drivers license

AsteroidDisc476

I am probably going to go to Mexico one of these days (as in years, but not too many years)

Singmypraise

Mexico and England

Fernando

I went to Canada (many times) and England. You?

Singmypraise

Yeah I remember that! What two countries did you visit?

Fernando

I don't have a license either, but you probably know that! And I have visited two countries too!

Singmypraise

Yep

Fernando

Hmm number 2?

Singmypraise

Visited two countries Done bull riding Don’t have a drivers license

Fernando

I was

😁

Oh no! That's awful. Glad you survived! We're you alone?

Singmypraise

I basically had the worst 4 days ever of starving drinking from muddy pools, good times 😂

😁

Wow, so you goy lost in the woods for four days with no equipment? I can't even imagine!

Singmypraise

Nope! I'm a good driver 😁

😁

Hmm I think 3 is the lie!

Singmypraise

1. I took a piss on Saint Paul's Cathedral in London on Christmas Eve 2. I Crashed my car basically the second I left the dealership 3. I Got Lost in the woods for 4 days once with no equipment

😁

And you are correct!!

MischievousShad

You were NOT 22 when you lost your virginity! But you totally got with the lesbian couple!

Singmypraise

You should see the looks. I get and some of the responses I get When I tell the tale They think it’s science fiction

MusiqMan73

Which part do you think is the lie?

MischievousShad

3 is the lie!!

Singmypraise

I guess we don't learn most things in school! That's awesome though

Singmypraise

Trust me, I learned everything that night from interracial to BDSM. It’s where I first became a dominant.

MusiqMan73

I had sex on a trampoline in a state park during the middle of the day. I met Mike Tyson on a flight to Las Vegas while sitting in FC. I lost my virginity to a lesbian couple at the tender age of 22.

MischievousShad

Haha thanks! You are so generous 😉

Georgio

I was pretty sure that one was true, even though it was wild!

Singmypraise

I know a lot about that and how creativity works, so I'll let you off the hook this time!

Singmypraise

Haha 😆 I maybe could have made it harder for you but I think you're better at that Sing. I couldn't think of anything clever for once here. I been using my creative brain a lot lately. Maybe next time

Georgio

You did, good job! Hahaha Oh c'mon, you could have made this harder! 3 is definitely the lie!

Singmypraise

Any other time everybody guesses the first one

MusiqMan73

Hahaha I got yours right 😁 I guess I know you well enough Sing. Let's see if you can guess the lie in mines. I actually never did one of these so this is my best. I known you and followed your audio work since 2021 I'm your most loyal subject 👑 I really enjoy Daddy Dom content and think it's better than femdom.

Georgio

Whoo! I am feeling like I'm good at this, even thought I have only guessed one so far. I figured the first two were real since truth is stranger than fiction, especially with number 1.

Singmypraise

That is the lie

MusiqMan73

Yep

Singmypraise

3 the lie?

MusiqMan73

Hmm I don't know. I am going to go with number 3

Singmypraise

I lost my virginity at 21 to my bosses, wife and her girlfriend in a revenge f@ck I spent the last 12 years trying out for America’s got talent and divorce I spent the last 29 years of my life learning the art of Tantric lovemaking only to ED when I was ready to start using it

MusiqMan73


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