Update: July 9th, 2018

Hello, I'm BuddyVA and I'm here to take over Something Witty. You're welcome. I know how unlikable Carrie was, so I killed her. I'm doing you all a favor. Izzy's alright I guess. Mack is somewhere. Being Mack. As he do. As the new ring leader of Something Witty, I'm going to give you your update on what's going on. So here I go.

Thing the first! The hard drive with the somewhat important thing with the thing has been thinged! Good job me. You're welcome Izzy. Izzy says thank you. You can't prove he didn't. 

Second the thing! The team has returned from the black hole that is known as Lost Angels. Carrie is as unproductive as ever. What with her being dead. Fuck her. Advertiser friendly up in this bitch #FamiliaValues #CarrieWhatABitch. I guess she also wants to thank you all for coming to their booth and saying hi and maybe buying a shirt or twelve. What a bitch. #CarrieWhatABitch #AdvertiserValues #BuyFerraris #Carrie'sAZombieThisIsNotAJokePleaseHelpMe. 

The thing third! Apparently zombie Carrie (#ZombieCarrieWhatABitch) wants the computer back. Hold I-- AH AHHHH AAAAAHHHHfneioaabrepa32onbptvr4q *dramatic blood splatter sound effect*

*Long pause and some crunching sounds*

What it do, mah bois! I've killed the nonbeliever! All will be purged in the coming flames in the great conflagration of Quat'thruatu~ Huh. So apparently eating brains works on iZombie rules and evidently Buddy was deep into some next level cult shit! Gonna be feeling this one for a while. Who is Emperor Keaton and why do I feel like I owe him kool-aid money? Anyway, tldr: Izzy got his hard drive back up and working, and the episode's back! Hooray! And the second thing is that we just got back from Anime Expo! Huzzah! 

Alright, Buddy's trying to come back from the dead so we gotta deal with that. Aditoast! You're loved and appreciated! #IAlsoAteInternetFamousBreadBreaderson