Update: June 25th, 2018

How does it do my slices of home?
Are you well?
Have you been eating properly?
You know what they say. "90 hotdogs a day keeps the doctor away... cause doctors don't work on dead people." That's what you'll be. You'll be a corpse. Don't do that.

Things be off the chain at TheCompoundTM. We had BuddyVA visiting us for a lil bit, which shall be happening more and more now that he's working full-time for the Project Mouthwash bois upstairs. He ain't shit.
He one who fronts.

We shall also have the wonderful ErehcVA visiting this week. A terrible decision really, as we will be abandoning him to edit and go to L.A. for Anime Expo. What an idiot, amirite?

Speaking of Anime Expo, we released our ad for that and the 24 hour livestream this weekend.
Check it out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcnoy4poi0s

We'll be in the dealers hall all weekend at AX. Come say hi, ask us stuff, buy our shiz, let us pet your dogs. That's not a euphomism; we just really like dogs.

We also uploaded our ad to Instagram. Well, most of it. Merely 2 hours before they implimented IGTV, meaning I spent like an hour trying to make a 1:30 video be under 60 seconds FOR NO FUCKIN REASON!!!!!!
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Anyhoo, we were wondering if, moving forward, you guys would want us to upload episodes there as well as our YouTube and Facebook page. Currently, there's only an xbubblemunkyx Instagram account. Would an SWE Instagram be something you guys would be interested in?
What do think guys? Should we get on "The 'Gram"?

We're also super excited/terrified for the stream on Friday. We're aiming to start at 2pm PST and should be live on our Something Witty Enertainment YouTube channel (Just to be clear, that's our main channel, not the gaming one) as well as our Something Witty Gaming Twitch. We should have a whole bunch of fun shiz going down. Plus we'll probably die! Tune in for that! That's just good TV!
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On the internet.

We're gonna have a bunch of cool stuff for reaching donation milestones,
including, but not limited to, previews for both MHAA and SAO 13,  the long-awaited reading of Chapter 16.5, signed SWE shirts, and many more!!!
We'll also not be saving the stream anywhere, so if you miss it, you've missed it.
It's gone forever.
Just like your father's love.
HE RAN OFF WITH THAT TEMPRESS OF AN EMU FARMER AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK JEREMY!!!!!

As for the hard drive situation.
Everything was great, we took it to the data recovery place, they said "It should be all good by Monday". We picked it up, took it to the PC repair store, they said we should have it back with a new hard drive installed tomorry. We're all hoping that nothing got corupted and the episode is still in tact.
Thank you guys again for your amazing genourosity and patience. We really have the most amazing fans in the world.

So, I'mma be real with you guys. I thought it would be funny for this week's sexual sign-off if I mentioned the largest dildo that Bad Dragon has to offer. Contrary to what you may believe, research needed to be done.
In the course of my studies, I discovered that there's a thing called a "cum tube" built into "Blaze", a product that they sell which resembles the twister from Twister trying to fuck ya real good and hard. I haven't been able to think about anything else for 15 minutes now.

Well... bye.

Love,
Carrie and Izzy.