Update: May 14th, 2018

What it do, my boiiis!

It's SWE's manager and world's second biggest Schmuck, Chase! I'm in BuddyVA's car and we're leaving Canada! By the way, we were in Canada! SWE had a productive work unit. We did everyone's favorite thing, which is scripting and editing. Is that everyone's favorite thing? It is!

So business as usual in the CompoundTM, same old same old, EXCEPT NOT THAT, because Buddy and I were there! We went out and sang Karaoke at a place where 90% of the songs were in a language we didn't understand, and the 10% we did understand sometimes didn't have lyrics. It was a wonderful time. Mack sang a soulful rendition of some song about some Billy not losing his number, Logan and Aaron sang Josh Groban, Izzy and Mack did a duet of 1985, Buddy and I sang a cover of Closer by the Chainsmokers as Goofy and Mickey, and Carrie kept screaming about there being no Disney songs on her birthday. By the way, it was Carrie's birthday! Tell her happy burdei in the comments.

On Sunday, Carrie, Izzy, and I went on Ladies Night, which was where we got curry at a mall, talked about our feelings, and dashed into a Hot Topic as it was closing and shopped for like 20 minutes for a jacket while enraged store clerks tried to chase us out. This was in stark contrast to Logan and Buddy's burger adventure, wherein Logan and Buddy tried to eat two colossal burgers. The burgers were so big, they had D&D alignments. They got collectible cards to commemorate the occasion. Try to guess what alignment the burgers were. I dare you. These didn't happen on the same day, but whatever, I'm telling the story.

The last update I read had steamy romance stuff in it, so I feel obligated to continue that trend. Presented below are the sexcapades of Rear Admiral Stunner Steel and Captain Carnage, Plunderer of Booty:

Carrie, you write this bit. These names are GOLD, I could not have possibly given you more ammunition. Put them on the red sea. Or the dead sea. Or the red dead sea. Make em' do it. Like a lot. I forgot to mention it, but these dudes are supposed to bone. Maybe put in a big sketty. That means big spaghetti, if you didn't know. I'm hungry. Do you think gas stations sell big sketty? God I'm such a good manager.

Anyway, that's pretty much what we've been doing! Okay, looks like it's time to go, Buddy yelled at someone about if they thought gas stations had Big Sketty, and I think they thought it was some sort of sick burn, cause they're approaching the car with a steak knife Op no no l momm NLn NM m

-Chase