Escape From Vault Disney Episode #56: "Fantastic Four (1994 series) S1E3: Now Comes the Sub-Mariner"
Added 2021-08-01 16:01:03 +0000 UTCUPDATED to include a State of the Parks segment on Disneyland's newly-announced "Magic Key" annual pass program AND my thoughts on the new Jungle Cruise movie!
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This week the randomizer goes back to 1994 to cover an animated series based on one of the greatest comic book series of all time, and a tour-de-force episode that manages to simultaneously answer both of those eternal dual questions, "What would it look like if Captain Planet made fetish porn?" and "Why did it take Marvel so long to get a cinematic universe togeth--OH, that's why." Join Tony Goldmark, Ian Bonds, Kyle A. Carrozza and Devo Spice as they call the FANTASTIC FOUR season one, episode three, "Now Comes the Sub-Mariner!"
Comments
This was by far one of the funniest episodes you've done yet. Great job! The cartoon was terrible, but I loved every minute of it. My favorite parts were "Vile traitor! Now taste my Roth!" (he's going to let him sample his retirement account?) and when The Thing was complaining about "being up to my shingles in bubbleheads here" while not a single bubblehead was anywhere to be seen. One thing you touched on briefly, but really bothered me, was the Molecular Resuscitator. They literally have a device you can waive at someone to bring them back to life after they've been stabbed through the heart? Why did they only make one of them? How cruel and selfish are they to not equip every first responder with one of these? Do they realize how many lives they could save?
Zan Hecht
2021-08-05 19:00:26 +0000 UTC
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