The new episode, on Once Upon A Time S1E12: Skin Deep, is almost finished - everything except the closing segments. It won't be available publicly until this time tomorrow at the earliest, but paid...
2023-10-19 00:40:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry it took so long to deliver an unfinished version of a not-terribly-long episode. This week was kinda nuts for me. I'll have the finished episode tomorrow night (technically tonight since it's...
2023-01-28 11:16:48 +0000 UTC View Post
It's FINALLY done, and available to you, my beloved patrons, eighteen hours before I release it publicly! I didn't want to make you all settle for an almost-finished cut on this one, so here's the ...
2023-01-21 07:44:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Escape From Vault Disney will be back next week with the delayed-due-to-stupid-technical-difficulties Muppet Christmas Carol episode, but in the meantime, twelve hours early for my beloved patrons,...
2023-01-04 07:39:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Merry Christmas! For reasons I hope will become obvious once you hear the episode, I didn't want to give you an "almost-finished cut" this time, I wanted this episode available in its entirety righ...
2022-12-25 02:50:36 +0000 UTC View PostLike the title said. Stupid technical issues. I'll have a "third" (technically second) Christmas episode for you on Christmas Eve (I probably won't be able to release that one to patrons any earlie...
2022-12-21 06:06:57 +0000 UTC View Post
UPDATE: It's done!
This week, for our first of three special Christmas episodes of 2022, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1992 to pick the blockbuster sequel to one of the biggest Chr...
UPDATE: It's done!
This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2016 to pick exactly what all my most dedicated listeners tune in to this podcast to hear, ANOTHER DAMN NATGEO SHOW! For...
UPDATE: It's finished!
This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2020 to pick one of the roughly nine zillion NatGeo documentaries on Disney+ all about sharks! Yes, sharks, those of...
UPDATE: It's finally done!
This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2022 to pick a Disney+ original movie about a precocious young theater kid named Nate who, despite the movie tit...
Escape From Vault Disney will be back next week with a full episode on the Disney+ original movie Better Nate Than Ever, but in the meantime here's a BONUS MINISODE featuring various outtakes from ...
2022-11-10 06:03:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Yeah, I know this isn't a Disney+ movie, but screw it, this is my podcast and Weird: The Al Yankovic Story is a movie I've basically been waiting for pretty much all my life. Enjoy the spoiler-free...
2022-11-03 23:27:46 +0000 UTC View Post
UPDATE: It's done!
This week, for our second Halloween episode of the year, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2021 to cover a DCOM that happens to be a remake of the first DCOM to ever...
UPDATE: It's done!
This week, for our first of two Halloween episodes of the year, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1980 to cover a made-for-TV movie that has absolutely nothing to do...
At long long last it's finally FINISHED!
IT'S THE ESCAPE FROM VAULT DISNEY 100TH EPISODE SPECTACULAR!!! That's right, this objectively very stupid podcast where grown-ass adults whine about ...
Available 24 hours early for my Patreon patrons!
We're still another week away from the Escape From Vault Disney 100th Episode Spectacular, in which we cover Beverly Hills Chihuahua, but in t...
2022-10-04 16:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Available eighteen hours early for my Patreon patrons!
The Escape From Vault Disney 100th Episode Spectacular, in which we cover Beverly Hills Chihuahua, is two weeks away, and in the meantim...
2022-09-28 00:31:51 +0000 UTC View Post
UPDATE: It is done!
This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 200...
Episode #99 won't be ready til sometime this weekend, but in the meantime, here's an advance clip of the end of it where my guests and I narrow down our 100th episode topic to four choices!
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UPDATE: It's finally done! With all the closing segments plus a State of the Parks segment on the D23 Expo announcements!
This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2005 to pick the ...
Like I said, every penny of what I made on this site in August (plus a few bucks extra, just to make it a nice round number) went to the National Network of Abortion Funds, and here's the proof! Th...
2022-09-09 21:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post
UPDATE: It's done!
It's our fifth and final week of Patreon Request Month 2022, and the randomizer's going all the way back to the year 2000 to pick Scott's request for a Disney Channel movi...
UPDATE: It's done!
It's Week #4 of Patreon Request Month 2022, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 2020 to pick Z. Taylor Dunkin's request for a randomly-selected batch of three e...
UPDATE: It's done!
It's Week #3 of Patreon Request Month 2022, and this week the randomizer's going all the way back to the year 2000 to pick Pat_Alazr's request for a Disney Channel Origina...
UPDATE: It's finally done!
It's Week #2 of Patreon Request Month 2022, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 2022 to pick Zan Hecht and Tyler Paul's request for the Disney+ original...
UPDATE: It's done!
This week, the randomizer kicks off Patreon Request Month 2022 by going all the way back to 2021 to pick Emily Hinton's request for a Pixar instant classic which got a pan...
UPDATE: It's done!
This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1981 to pick, for the second time in the history of this podcast, an episode of an early-80s Spider-Man animated series ...
Beloved patrons,
As you know, next month is Patreon Request Month, and I'm donating every last penny I make on this site from the episodes I release in August to the National Network of Abor...
UPDATE: It's finished!
SECOND UPDATE: Patreon was being really weird with this one at first, but it should be okay now. Let me know if there's any problems.
And BTW, as I type this, ...