SpongeBob Cosmic Shake
Added 2024-07-22 02:23:50 +0000 UTCI fucked my beard up, and I'm in a real pissed off mood about it, so here's a goddamn happy silly SpongeBob game. I'm just gonna throw some glows at you people and then I'm leaving for the rest of the month.
When I get back I'm changing my entire cosmic joke of a life, and you damn sure won't see me until I look normal. Right now I look like Walter White with a ponytail, a Star Trek Mirror Dimension cunt version of myself, it's fuckin horrible.
Spongebob on the other hand gets to go to a fun cowboy dimension, and wear a big cool hat, because his game is better than my life. The only places I can go with a crap beard like this are a 90s gay bar or a New Jersey convenience store.
You've heard of Stone Cold Steve Austin? Well I look like Stone Cold Steve Asshole.
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Get a load of Mr Ravishing Rick Roadkill over here
Brice Tennison
2024-08-02 17:00:10 +0000 UTC
