Chivalry 2
Added 2024-02-29 05:48:57 +0000 UTCWhat random ass free game am i playing stupidly this time? Why, it's Chivalry 2, the most... chivalrous game since Chivalry 1.
You people know by now that i intensely despise online games of this nature. But there's a simplicity to this one that does appeal to me. It could do without the slow leveling up and unlocking and loot boxing modern bullshit, i say give the player all the equipment and play styles from the beginning because the core concept is money enough. No need to nickel and dime the consumer or waste my time when you already have essentially the perfect pick up and play on a lunch break experience.
This game is a medieval battle stimulator that simulates well the sheer chaos of it all. It might be the dumbest and most brilliant gameplay ever conceived, elegant in it's idiotic simplicity, literally the video game equivalent of mashing toy armies together. This is a game for boys. Girls won't understand it.
