Castlebania harmony of fairy book
Added 2023-10-31 23:39:16 +0000 UTCI'm dead. I fuckin full on just croaked while I was doing these so this is the last video today before me go Odin sleep. Or Dracula sleep, whatever. I'm too old for this shit. My soul hurts, my body is a broken pile of ruin, and my mind has stepped away from itself.
I go now to my coffin to rest for 100 years. If any rotten little children come knocking on my door for a candy snack or a tricky treat they'll be getting a nutritious knuckle sandwich and then death, handed out gorily.
This year, i got the coolest halloween mask ever, but i've no danse macabre to wear it at. What a cruel disappointment. I'll have to wait to unveil it when I awaken a century from now and drown the earth in blood from all who dare bother me. It's really cool, I promise.
Go now, I am dust. My castle, condo, coffin and cave are all closed to you and sealed off until my return. If my slumber be disturbed prematurely... I'll beat you up.
