endlessjess

Dead Rising 2 Off The Record

Added 2023-10-31 18:57:30 +0000 UTC

I will go ON the record and say that dead rising is cool as fuck. Even with all the things about it that were annoying i played the shit out of it back in the day because it's a magical game all about the simple joys in life. Going around suplexing zombies, goofing off in the mall, and a little miracle called X-box 350 custom soundtrack. I wrote 350 by ,mistake, but it's funny to me so I'm not fixing it.

Good times, but it turns out that was literally a hundred years ago and i've been living under a rock. There are multiple dead rising games now, and at least 2 of them are called Dead Rising 2. I don't understand the world I've woken up in. But that doesn't matter, because some things never change. Some formulas are timeless.

Hence, despite loading a mysterious save halfway through a game i've never played, it only took 20 or so minutes of not understanding where the fuck to go before the familiar joys of this series once again revealed themselves to me, and for the next little while i got to feel sort of alive again.

Now, back to my ceaseless un-life. Writing about the games i played, pondering the riddle of steel, and other activities of torment. Also, October is going into November, i decided. Why?Because, fool...

My October got all fucked up, along with my will to meaning, so all my scary reviews for the month will be sharing a place at the table on Thanksgiving... and no, the movie Thankskilling will not be one of them, unless someone pays me to do that, of course. But the queue is backed up so for now just watch me goof around with zombies and say cool shit.