Midnight Pals: Maine

JA Johnstone: Submitted for the approval, I call this the tale of the blue state bloodsuckers invading real america
JA Johnstone: they ruined the blue states with their nanny state nattering
JA Johnstone: now antifa supersoliders are going to execute all the small business owners in the town square

JA Johnstone: they're coming from blue states to loot and rape
Clive Barker: oh yeah? who exactly is coming?
JA Johnstone: you know
JA Johnstone:
JA Johnstone: you know
HP Lovecraft: i think i know
Barker: no no howard
Barker: i want him to say it

JA Johnstone: they're coming from bad states full of ACLU donors and K hivers
JA Johnstone: states like
JA Johnstone: maine
Stephen King: WHOA
King: WHOA
King: WHOA
King: you best walk that back, JA

Poe: steve, calm down, it's ok
King: you listen to me
King: my mother was percival p baxter and my father was the permaquid point lighthouse
King: I eat Susan Collins and I shit whoopie pies!
King: there is lobster bisque in these veins!
King: i AM maine!

JA Johnstone: i'm just saying that maine is a bad state
Johnstone: full of liberals
Johnstone: if you know what i mean
King: i would have voted for obama a third time!!!
King: come at me, bro!

King: you come at the the king, you best not miss!
King: get it? cuz i'm stephen king
Poe: yeah that's good
Barker: wow steve even in the midst of a literal fist fight you're gonna stop for dad jokes, i love it
Barker: steve's gonna steve

Poe: i can't believe steve's gonna fight JA johnstone for the honor of maine
Poe: this is the biggest interstate conflict since Dennis Etchison and Robert E Howard had that argument about In n Out vs 5 Guys

JA Johnstone: come at me
Wiliam W Johnstone: that's my boy!
King: i will take you down! don't like that just because i'm a lovable goof that I won't throw down for maine!
JA Johnstone: yeah but would you
JA Johnstone: [removes mustache] hit a girl???
William W Johnstone: that's my girl!

King: w-wait you were actually a girl the whole time?
JA Johnstone: that's right!
JA Johnstone: and no one knew because i cleverly avoided ever using pronouns
JA Johnstone: which, by the way, are liberal woke mind virus political correctness gone mad
JA Johnstone: see, i walk the walk