Midnight Pals: Disruption

Stephen King: Submitted for the
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyyy itsa me, elon!
Musk: and ima not here to be your friend Stephano king
Musk: ima here inna my official capacity asa da wallet inspector!

King: elon, i'm not just going to give you my wallet
Musk: eyyyy whatsamattaforyou Stephano king?
Musk: maybe you no understanda da situation
Musk: you musta hand over da wallet
Musk: cuz i have-a my own personal army ova goons
Musk: justa like my-a personal hero da rich lowtax kyanka

Barker: hey that's great
Barker: you should follow your leader
Barker: WHOA
Barker: who said that???
Barker: howard, was that you?
Lovecraft: m-me?
Barker: WOW i cannot believe that you would go and make a threat against the life of our benevolent fuhrer like that
Lovecraft: i didn't-

Musk: me anna my boys, we eliminate da government waste
King: how'd you do that?
Musk: we throw out alla da drums of living dead gas
George Romero: you threw out the drums of living dead gas!?
Romero: don't you know what that gas does?!
Musk:
Musk: wassa DEI

Musk: anna we shut downa da lab where da scientists maka da murder monkey
Musk: wassa too woke
Dean Koontz: but elon! you can't just release the murder monkey!
Musk: ooo issa disruptiano!

King: elon, how can you wreck so much havoc?
Musk: with a little helpa from my-a goons
Musk: i calla dem
Musk: da disruptiano dudes

Musk: desa are my goons
Musk: xxxHarry_Nutsackxxx
Musk: Dickplay_Frnzy420
Musk: Skeptical_Owl_Enjoyer
Musk: Le_Epic_Memer
Musk: and Ebaumsworld_Einsatzgruppe

Musk: okay boys!
Musk: are youa ready to be epic hardcore?
Goon #1: ok boss
Goon #2: on it boss
Goon #3: right away boss
Goon #4: you got it boss

Musk: [unplugging random machines] epic disruptiano! much win!
Musk: [lights go out, klaxons blare] mama mia!
Musk: [pointing at klaxons] this issa a crime