Midnight Pals: Jurassichrist

Michael Allen Rose: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, Michael allen rose presents the tale of jurassichrist by Michael allen rose, read by Michael allen rose, performed by Michael allen rose, with special denouement by Michael allen rose
Rose: musical accompaniment by Michael Allen rose and the Michael allen rosettes
Rose: with special guest star the Michael Allen Rose singers

Rose: everyone! put your hands together! get ready to make some noise
Rose: in preparation, i've given you all noisemakers-
Koontz: doot
Rose: not yet, dean
Koontz: sorry
Rose: now get ready for
Koontz: doot

Rose: get ready for
Rose: Michael allen rose's jurrassi
Dean Koontz: doot
Rose: not yet dean
Koontz: oh sorry
Rose: get ready for Michael allen rose's jurr
Koontz: doot
Rose: CONFOUND IT!

Poe: you shouldn't have given him that noisemaker
Poe: you know what he was going to do
Barker: doot
Poe: now clive you're just doing it to make trouble

Rose: picture this! J.C., the son of Man, the lamb of god, the good ol' messiah himself
Rose: he comes back for the second coming
Rose: but a miscalculation sends him NOT to modern earth
Rose: but to the time... OF THE DINOSAURS!

King: wait i've got a question
King: Who's this JC guy now?
King: Does that stand for Jesus Christ?
Barker: THAT'S your question?
Barker: cuz i feel like this entire concept raises A LOT of questions

Anne Rice: EXCUSE ME this doesn't make any sense
Rice: Jesus Christ has all the powers of the heavens
Rice: he could easily escape from dinosaur times
King: i thought you weren't religious
Rice: that was LAST week
Rice: i'm very catholic again this week

Rose: now anne brings up a very good question
Rose: but see, in order to ascend to heaven, Jesus needs to get nailed to a cross
Rose: and dinosaurs just don't have thumbs
King: oh damn he thought of everything!
Rice:
Rice: ok i'll accept this

King: jesus meets dinosaurs... this sounds like it could be a chuck tingle book!
Rose: no this is totally different
Rose: i write bizarro comedy horror with a sly edge
Rose: chuck tingle is
Rose:
Rose: he's something else!

Rose: if this was a tingler, then jesus would BE a dinosaur
Rose: and also butt fucking some sort of abstract concept
Poe: that is a good point
King: i don't know
King: i'm not sure i'm convinced

Chuck Tingle: hello chums, it's me chuck tingle
Tingle: tingle's the name, being normal's my game
King: chuck didn't you write about jesus meeting a dinosaur?
Tingle: oh no chum, that's in the past!
Tingle: now i write serious horror with socio-political commentary that really makes you think
Tingle: but thanks for thinking of me!

Rose: now Jesus Christ is stuck in the time of the dinosaurs
Rose: and he's hoping each time, that the next leap
Rose: will be the leap home
Rose: but first
Rose: [brandishing hot sauce bottles] who wants hot sauce???