Midnight Pals: The Hashish Man

Poe: tonight, Lord Dunsany is going to tell a story
Lovecraft: Lord Dunsany!?
Lovecraft: Lord Dunsany is here?!?
Lovecraft: no no i'm not ready, i can't meet lord dunsany!
Poe: you'll be fine, howard
Lovecraft: do i look ok? how's my hair?
Poe: it's fine, howard

Lord Dunsany: submitted for the approval of
Lovecraft: Lord Dunsany! I'm your biggest fan!
Dunsany: thank you. submitted for
Lovecraft: did you get those letters i sent?
King: oh yeah howard's really big on sending letters
King: he just loves it

Lovecraft: gosh Lord Dunsany it's so great to finally meet you!
Lovecraft: i think we'll get along great! we could be friends, maybe?
Lovecraft: best friends even?
August Derleth: b-but howard...!
Derleth: i thought WE were best friends!
Lovecraft:
Lovecaft: oh this is awkward

Lord Dunsany: submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the hashish man
Fitz James O'Brien: [appearing suddenly] somebody call me?

Dunsany: so i was at this party and this guy is all "hey i saw that article you wrote about the ancient and mysterious city of bethmoora"
Dunsany: "you know, i myself have visited bethmoora many a time"
Dunsany: "in my mind, after smoking weed"

Dunsany: now let me tell you
Dunsany: when you're at a party and some guy just starts telling you about how he saw some crazy shit right after smoking weed
Dunsany: you sit up and take notice

Dunsany: this guy astral projects to the court of the evil emperor Thuba Mleen
Dunsany: who sics his torture goons on him
Dunsany: and that is why you should never take more than you can handle and always know your dealer

Aleister Crowley: wait, this story doesn't conflate traveling in time and traveling in space!
Crowley: have you ever even DONE hashish??
Dunsany: you got me, i only drink tea
Crowley:
Crowley: haha i love this guy!
Crowley: THE GREAT BEAST!
Crowley: DO WHAT THOU WILT!

Dunsany: ok sure i haven't done hashish but boy you don't know me on tea
Dunsany: i can get pretty crazy if you know i mean
Dunsany: i get pretty hyper on tea
Crowley: oh yeah?
Dunsany: oh yeah i've been known to get a little bit
Dunsany: random

Dunsany: [drinks tea] hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is lord dunsany but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!!^_^ L0ve and waffles!!!!!
Crowley: haha no more tea for this guy!