Midnight: More Usher

Mike Flanagan: so the important thing about the Usher family
Flanagan: is that they are all huge perverts
Poe: oh yes yes absolutely
Poe: see, this guy gets it!
Barker: do the Usher twins fuck
Poe: of course-
Flanagan: of course not!
Poe:

Poe: wait wait wait
Poe: mike, are you serious?
Poe: of course roderick and madeleine usher fuck!
Flanagan: i don't remember that
Poe: the insinuation is right there in the story!

Barker: ah
Barker: the insinuation
Barker: see, that right there, edgar
Barker: that is your problem

Barker: that's why i never insinuate
Barker: in my stories, if someone fucks
Barker: you're gonna know
Poe: i'm not splatterpunk like you, clive!
Poe: i write gothic subtlety!
Barker: phhhtt "subtlety"
Barker: that's for losers!

Poe: come on, i think i made it pretty clear
Flanagan: i really did not get that out of the story
Poe: didn't you see how broken up roderick was about madeleine's death?
Flanagan: i thought they were just really good platonic siblings

Poe: this sucks
Poe: nobody appreciates my work!
Poe: [sulking] future archeologists are probably gonna dig up the usher twins and be all "wow, look at these two really close platonic siblings"

Poe: you gotta have the incest!
Poe: that's why the house fell!
Flanagan: i thought you said the house fell because of faulty construction
Poe: no not the literal house falling
Flanagan: oh NOW we're talking metaphorically!
Flanagan: I just can't win!

Flanagan: come on
Flanagan: you all can't tell me that you WANTED more incest in this story!
Poe:
Barker:
King:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
VC Andrews: i wanted more incest in this story

Flanagan: ok i'm sorry about forgetting the incest
Flanagan: but there's plenty of other terrible perversions in my adaptation!
Flanagan: like this one usher, she has a threesome
Flanagan: and another is a cuckold fetishist
Barker: oh mike haha
Barker: oh mike you are like a little baby to me