Midnight Pals: Cool Kids

Sam Richard: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the cartoon with a satanic grimoire in it
King: see, that's why we don't let dean watch tv
Richard: oh you shouldn't do that
Richard: kids gotta be free to explore
Koontz: you guys stop talking about me like i'm not here

King: dean it's for your own good
Koontz: stop it! i'm not just some little kid!
King: i don't know where he gets this
King: he's been so willful lately
King: he's been hanging out with that grady hendrix kid too much
King: a bad influence if you ask me

Grady Hendrix: [jumping sick flip on skateboard]
Koontz: wowwwww
Hendrix: hey dean you wanna hang out behind the school and put on some sunglasses
Koontz: i
Koontz: i don't think i'm supposed to do that

Hendrix: what's the matter dean? you chicken?
Koontz: no! I'm not chicken!
Hendrix: all the cool kids are doing it
Koontz: what??
Koontz: well if all the cool kids are doing it, it can't be wrong
Hendrix: the first pair is free

Koontz: [wearing sunglasses] hey guys
King: Dean Raymond Koontz!! What is THAT on your face?
Koontz: nothin'
King: are you wearing sunglasses?
Koontz:
Koontz: maybe
King: well you can take those off right now mister

Koontz: you can't make me
Koontz: you're not my dad!
King: that's RIGHT, dean
King: because my boy joe would NEVER do something this irresponsible
King: my boy joe is good as gold!
Joe Hill: dad please stop

Barker: pfft c'mon steve let him live a little
King: this might not seem like a big deal to you clive
King: but today it's sunglasses
King: tomorrow it's a leather jacket!

Koontz: neil gaiman wore a leather jacket in his author photo
King: that's different
King: he's an adult
King: leather jackets can be worn in moderation by responsible adults

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
Barker: go ahead dean show mary your new look
Koontz: [wearing sunglasses]
Shelley:
Shelley: ahahahaha
Shelley: fucking hell yeah

Koontz: [wearing sunglasses] watch out everyone i'm a real no goodnik
Koontz: so you better watch out!!
Koontz: i'm one bad banana!!
Shelley: ha ha oh my god
Shelley: did you teach him to say that
Barker: no he just came up with it himself!
Shelley: ha ha that's wild
Barker: i know right??