Midnight Pals: Dunc

Denis Villeneuve: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of dunc
Villeneuve: and unlike david lynch
David Lynch: the dark in the deep, the eyes in the snail
Villeneuve: i intend to be faithful to frank herbert original vision
Villeneuve: of dunc

Villeneuve: so anyway, dune
Villeneuve: desert planet
Villeneuve: not a drop of water
Villeneuve: let's talk political intrigue
Clive Barker: booo!
Barker: show us the worm!
Barker: we want the worm!

Villeneuve: there's a lot more to dune than just the worm
Barker: let's vote on it
Barker: who wants to see the worm?
Villeneuve: we don't need to focus on the worm
King: i would like to see the worm

Barker: dean what do you think?
Koontz: golly i dunno!
Barker: do you wanna hear about boring political intrigue OR do you wanna see a giant worm?
Koontz: whoa! i wanna see the worm!
Villeneuve: that's not fair, of course he's gonna vote for the worm when you frame it like that!

Villeneuve: look i know you all wanna see the worm
Villeneuve: but the worm's the big money shot, we gotta build up to the worm
All: [chanting] Worm! Worm! Worm!

Villeneuve: ok fine! here's the worm!
Villeneuve: just a gigantic anus!
King:
Poe:
Barker:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
King: is it uh
King: is it supposed to look like an anus?
Villeneuve: YES!

[gigantic sand worm anus on screen]
Villeneuve: [leaning over to girlfriend] that's the worm
Villeneuve: what, you all seem disappointed with my giant anus worm?
King:
Poe:
Barker:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
David Lynch: the dark in the deep, the eyes in the snail
Villeneuve: oh don't you be so fucking smug

Villeneuve: ok so you're disappointed with the worm
Villeneuve: what if there was a giant rubber bondage spider?
Barker: hello
Villeneuve: just for no reason, it's just there
Villeneuve: who gives a fuck

Poe: frank, what do you think of this whole sand worm debacle?
Herbert: sand worms!
Herbert: [turns to camera] you know i love 'em!