THE MEGA MUSHROOM PHOTOSHOOT EXCLUSIVE
Added 2022-06-23 00:01:01 +0000 UTCyou check the other papers at the newsstand, and some headlines read as following:
"TOP 10 EPIC LIFE HACKS TO JUMP AN EXTRA BLOCK!"
there's an attached stock image of a strollin' stu with a lightbulb above its head.
"BREAKING: PRINCESS CAUGHT SLEEPING WITH ANOTHER MAN?!"
there's an attached image of princess peach sleeping soundly with a plush zeekeeper.
"FIFTEEN DEAD AFTER MASS ACCIDENT ON UNMARKED CLIFF"
there's an attached image of a green koopa troopa approaching a ledge.
"NEW VIDEO GAME SELLS MILLIONS, KILLS EVEN MORE"
warioware inc. has released another game.
"NEW PARALLEL UNIVERSE DISCOVERED, THE EXACT SAME AS THE OTHER ONES"
professor e. gadd is on the front. he's asking why they keep getting funding for checking parallel universes, instead of putting forward a treaty to disarm kart races. he looks tired.
Comments
the mario version of hello! still somehow manages to be trashy shit about meghan markel
2022-06-27 02:08:19 +0000 UTCthe last issue was exclusively toadsworth photoshoots. you arent missing anything.
2022-06-27 02:06:45 +0000 UTCHolyy shit . Also I want u to write the like.. mario equivalent of hello
2022-06-23 02:14:03 +0000 UTCWhat was last issue, I want to see if I can backorder.
Zane
2022-06-23 00:35:03 +0000 UTC
