Lacuna Rambles/Thoughts/Gif Reacts #2: π
Added 2025-02-16 13:30:02 +0000 UTCLet me provide context on just one of many character exchanges that may come up during the Corvin family dinner: Should pineapple ever be on pizza? You'll be wanting to read this light-hearted scene considering everything else that might go down while on Corvin land. >.>
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What are your thoughts on pineapple as a pizza topping?
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my hot take is the problem with hawaiian pizza isn't the pineapple, it's the ham. replace it with a fattier meat like pork belly or pulled pork (al pastor is literally pig and pineapple). and add jalapenos.
potato
2025-02-21 05:50:12 +0000 UTCI love spicy peanut pizza but pineapple is a step too far
Eiffel Tower5
2025-02-21 01:52:34 +0000 UTCThere is only one answer and I am glad that it is winning lol
Lily
2025-02-20 23:38:45 +0000 UTCSweet + Savory is a great flavor combo. I like ordering the Red Curry Coconut sauce stir fry from Honeygrow with pineapple in it. π€€
Notice me senpai~
2025-02-20 14:14:47 +0000 UTCI love pineapple on pizza π«£ I always add jalapenos, too. Honestly my go-to if I'm not just getting plain cheese π
Annabelle
2025-02-17 10:25:30 +0000 UTCPineapple on pizza is nasty i have no idea how yall enjoy that Verner was right
alex
2025-02-17 09:14:08 +0000 UTCPineapple on pizza? NOOOOO! π The horror!
England
2025-02-17 07:25:21 +0000 UTCI canβt believe the pineapple is winning this thing. Seriously? Itβs a fruit! It doesnβt go on a pizza! No! At best, stick it in an alcoholic concoction with a tropical twist & a cute umbrella sticking out of it! ππΉ
Stephanie
2025-02-17 06:10:26 +0000 UTCI knew my Beloved would be on my side! Just more proof that Reese remains my always & foreverπ¦π€. Also likely further proof why a non-R route is not apparently possible for Dean no matter how many times we tryβ¦ JR only works because of the +R, but not J + bestie R. Fucking pineapple! Also I feel certain that if necessary, Mal would go full murder husband on a pineapple to keep that evil off our pizza, so again I feel like thereβs a poly pizza party in our future, right? Dean, Reese, Mal & a pepperoni pizza without a pineapple in sight! β€οΈβπ₯
Stephanie
2025-02-17 06:05:28 +0000 UTCDammit! How did you know Iβd vote before I clicked? Because it IS divisive & should NEVER touch a pizza EVER?!? Never ever ever. Now Iβll go read past that 1st sentence calling me out to find out if my hardcore non-negotiable no touchy my pizza stance aka fuck off with those fruity chunks of juicy mayhem & donβt come back unless those are safely in a fucking Mai tai or equally delightfully delicious alcoholic beverage. ππ«ΈππβοΈππͺπΉ β€οΈβπ©Ή
Stephanie
2025-02-17 05:52:23 +0000 UTCI'm absolutely with R on this one (I seawr it's not just because I'm a simp)
Laursbian
2025-02-17 02:55:35 +0000 UTCyou're in the majority now, how does that make you feel? π€
ckl
2025-02-17 02:44:42 +0000 UTCI don't like cheese or bread so I've never had pizza. But I voted for pineapple as it's my sister's favourite topping. She said it's salty and sweet, and that's a combination I love in other meals.
CelticWolfMia
2025-02-16 23:48:39 +0000 UTCYeah no >.> Pineapple by itself is my favorite fruit. Pizza itself is my * second* favorite food. I can deal with a lot of things when it comes to sweet and savory combination category but pineapple on pizza is not one π«‘π«‘ this is not a battle I can soldier . Now a charcuterie board is just a deconstructed pizza and that shit bang π I feel like me, R and the rest of the gang can tear one of those bad boys up during a luncheon πββοΈπββοΈ
Dieonysucc
2025-02-16 18:25:28 +0000 UTCOh, I'm so hoping it's A's raccoon that's under the table. Both me and my MCs want to pet the little guy so bad xD But also, as a stauch pineapple on pizza HATER: I did infact vote before even reading lmao and 100% agree with R, the flavors DO NOT work together. (though to be fair, I don't like pineapple in general. The texture is bad and weird, and the flavor is only okay for me in tiny portions mixed in drinks)
aMediocrePigeon
2025-02-16 17:16:28 +0000 UTCIβm a staunch defender of pineapple on pizza! Love the stuff. It also has the added bonus of not a lot of people liking it, so more pizza for me. π
galpal95
2025-02-16 15:39:30 +0000 UTCWait until I put pineapple fritters on pizza
Skippy Hugo
2025-02-16 15:09:36 +0000 UTCEveryone who doesn't like pineapple can give theirs to Prudence.
OpheliaMars
2025-02-16 15:08:40 +0000 UTCPineapple!!!!
BlackHelix
2025-02-16 14:26:51 +0000 UTCSidenote π― why admit to something when 1) it makes you less mysterious and 2) puts you agreeing with the gang. Sounds like an L L to me.
three of eight
2025-02-16 13:43:19 +0000 UTCI'm with J lmao. I don't *dislike* pineapple but would rather have it as a side with something else than on a pizza. Though I also tend to get the same pizza when I order so me π€ J on all levels in this situation apparently.
three of eight
2025-02-16 13:42:13 +0000 UTCIm completely indifferent to pineapple on pizza: ill eat it if its ordered but it isnt my first pick .... However im also a contrarian at heart so pineapple on pizza is completely acceptable and tastes good simply because im not in the majority sorry R π Sidenote: i feel like Mal probably doesnt like pineapple on pizza but doesnt want to admit it to not agree with everyone else and THAT is a hill im willing to die on π€£
alex
2025-02-16 13:37:37 +0000 UTC
