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THE FINAL GACHA

Added 2025-08-27 03:56:53 +0000 UTC

HERE IT IS, Y'ALL. EVERY SINGLE ONE, FROM ULTRA-COMMON TO GLISTENING IRIDESCENT, AND EVEN SECRET.

ULTRA-COMMON

Yes it's about Signalis, okay? Of course it is about Signalis, because that game rules.

Many bugs hide their weapons like a ninja. Not beetles. They are like a landsknechte with a zweihänder.

When the party's cleric was getting attacked by dire wolves, she beheld it. She didn't, like, help him, or let the rest of the party know that that was happening, but she did her job.

Yes, her entire identity is based on a verbal pun, but she's a full person with a life and interest, you know. For example, she loves 90s comics.

He's trying to be an alpha of a pack of 1. He's trying to develop self esteem, is what I'm saying.

It is like a very fast Flowers for Algernon. Flowers for Algernon speedrun, any%.

I'm sorry, but even if there was a were a way to undo this, the procedure of silly extraction is just far too costly.

If I meet the yuri quota, I get the slightly less moldy bread. It not NOT moldy, but it is slightly less moldy.

If not watched for even a fraction of a second, he will can burrow even through several feet of pure steel, leaving a cartoonish hole in the shape of his body in the process.

It grows if you feed it.

Shen started at the very bottom of the cycle of reincarnation. Why? Because it's appropriate for him to start at a bottom. And why is that? Um, because another name for a bottom is a base...a-and he is so based...

It's a good thing that Michelangelo lived back in the 1400s and now not, because if he saw this he would shit himself and give up on art. He's scared to come to modern times because of this.

H-hey, careful, don't spill that. HEY!! IT'S TIPPING OVER!!!!

Wow. Even her soul is pathetic. It's like it's down to the molecular level. Wow.

Management told her she has to praise any drawings that the customers present to her, and she needs to make rent and put food on the table for her loser gamer femboy husband.

COMMON

He's not actually evil. he's just a thespian, which I think means he likes girls.

Brand Account is just like you!! Who's that face from? Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to, boy.

He has many meetings to get to. IMPORTANT business meetings, with important business people. He has no time for your CLOWNERY or TOMFOOLERY or CHICANERY or FRIVOLITY or JESTING or

Say it, 1560C.

Aiako from the Public U. Art Club! I have been told that her name means something like 'I Am AI' in another language (Filipino?). This wasn't exactly planned, but I'll take it. We take those.

Candy Shen, who journeys through the kingdom, kicking ass and chewing bubblegum. And there is plenty of bubblegum.

Just regular ol' Blormbus. I added a wizard hat because I thought you might be mad if it was literally JUST Blormbus. I mean, you've seen him already. So, that's why he has a wizard hat.

This plant's seeds so convincingly flutter along the wind, they might be mistaken for Earth's butterflies.

A basic Cthulhu cutlist. These show up more than you'd think in my comics.

Leon, a D&D character I play in my friend's campaign. He's a fire wizard who wants to be a healer, so he'll say 'Mass Healing Word' and spawn a fireball on his location.

Most take the spikes and mischievous smile to mean he's evil, but no. He's just got a darker vibe.

Just standard David. Come to think of it, don't I have a deadline to finish ...

An omen of things to come.

Just a generic karate man. Can probably do an uppercut and a fireball.

This may look like just any skeleton, but don't be fooled. This is a specific skeleton.

Jerry from the iconic Shen Comix mini-series Wacky Roommates! Oh... you... you don't know what that is? Oh ...

In a shocking turn of events, 2 friends commentate pro wrestling. What a time to be alive.

Shen's eternal adversary, now haunting him even in this machine.

An unfortunate girl.

Still in waterfighter school, he already carries a strong sense of justice.

Anger conceals sadness, but what does sadness conceal?

He doesn't mean any harm, he just has a lot of energy.

Truly the plain bagel of gacha rolls.

Shen's ghostly companion and perpetual roaster.

Only being able to deliver 1 very strong punch before falling asleep, Snooze relies on outwitting his opponents to win. He's a trickster and tactician at heart.

This is one of my favorite characters I've ever drawn. So naturally, she's in only like 3 comics because if I get too happy I can't make cartoons anymore.

The sad clown is a thing that was invented 5 seconds after the regular clown.

The Guy prior to the rogue transformation. Extremely powerful, but only against ankles, just like my Elden Ring character.

The bunny that you know and love, with her favorite toy.

Competitive, achievement oriented, perfectionist. That's a Type A personality.

Vibe Bot's original incarnation. He gave himself a fin. I didn't authorize the fin.

Maple, an allegedly great and powerful dark wizard able to spawn a tornado of dark energy. Once. Before he gets dizzy.

There was a time when YoYo was just a little guy, scampering/frolicking around in the woods.

Spited by literally every god for some mysterious reason. She can't be near any religious statues because they come to life and try to kill her.

The worst fighting game character ever. Has a trip mechanic even in games where there is no trip mechanic. Sometimes forgets to do attacks.

His Cozification Cannon makes you extremely cozy. I'm not sure exactly what is so mad about his science. I think it's more an aesthetic than anything.

He is small but his rage is big. It is still not as big as he is small though, which makes it even bigger.

He can lift anyone or anything that is a girl. Can he lift you? If you are a girl, yes. If you are a guy, also quite possibly.

Her name is Kalli, and she is the girl lifter's childhood friend. She can't lift all girls like the girl lifter, but there may be some power waiting within her yet.

A seemingly infinite capacity for walking, if everything said in the comic is to be trusted.

10% evil, 20% sad, 30% dramatic, 40% silly.

RARE

Yeah she's pretty mean to Lilith, but in her defense:

A fierce warrior, she chooses to manifest as relatively small in order to conserve energy. Which she could really use. She is sleepy.

I'm okay, I swear.

In the distant future, the American state of Massachusetts is mostly populated by the Japanese, and Japan is mostly populated by Jerma985.

A 'face' type pro wrestler named Goody 'Two Shoes' Goodman. He's named that after the quantity of his shoes -- you may count them to verify.

She's not actually as tired, disheveled, and vaguely haunted as she looks. Much like Junji Ito himself, her personality is quite wholesome, in contrast to her appearance.

She used to be just a casual hater, but now she gets paid for it. And do you know what happens when you get paid for something?....I don't....I'm asking genuinely....

Every punch he does is stronger than the last. A nearly unbeatable and somewhat terrifying icon of justice.

What if Aiako was an idol? Like Hatsune Miku? Miku's kinda an AI right? Or is she more like a fairy that lives in the computer?

Is it magic, or is it technology? WHO CARES, NERD!!

Don't be alarmed that Blormbus is now red and slightly bigger. We just gave him an apple slice. Look, you can see him dissolving it.

The power cthulhu surges through him. It is too late for this world.

Miligo, a D&D character I play in my friend's campaign. She's a ball of aggression and insecurity who tried to intimidate a book once.

I just want to assure you: Not Evil. Not an evil character.

One of the small Davids that lives inside David's hat. Who knows how many of these there are. I'm guessing 10.

Is the glass distorted, or is it your vision? Or is it reality?

My MAIN!! I'm not for the life of me good at fighting games, but this guy's moves have so much value that I don't mind learning them.

The Gates are actually two plants, which grow upwards and rotate until they meet another of their kind, at which point they fuse into one organism and flower. They can get as tall as skyscrapers. Don't worry though, nothing happens when you pass through one of these 'gates.' Probably.

J Skeleton dabbles in acting, and dreams of someday playing a role that isn't a villain.

Remember that one shonen arc? That was weird.

Is Lilith possessed by a trickster god of madness? Or is this her true nature?

The outfit is snazzier but, let's be real, not much has changed.

I still play video games, but I've been trying to play repetitive online games less lately. Been more into single-player story based stuff and indies. Games that just take a few hours to beat are a godsend!

The Space Witch's explosive friend from her home planet. Traversed the void of space with nothing but spite as fuel.

The youngest season, and their cynical and slightly-goth older sibling.

A classic that lives anew. I wonder what he'd think of his modern self.

One of Smol Ghost's many cousins. He isn't actually much taller than Smol, it's just the most distinctive thing about him.

Now a rogue, The Guy is able to steal anything. Tools. Basic ontological concepts. Your girl.

Sometimes they'll just put a random emoji and you don't even know what that means. Like why are the spamming the pride flag and the question mark.

The other guy from Wacky Roommates, who never really had a name. He had a role though -- the straight main to Jerry's WACKY ANTICS!

Weathered by the storms of abyssal unreality, she carries on through Deephouse.

Patient, fun-loving, easy-going. That's a Type B personality.

Vibe Bot's second form. I was listening to a lot of city pop when I drew this one.

Most people think this is a buff wizard specializing in water magic, but no -- it's a summoner in the water below, just summoning a water elemental in his hat. Neat!

YoYo's most familiar form. YoYo might have seen that it's not quite like the other critter, and decided to attach itself to somebody's head.

His only power is nullifying the powers of reality benders. Uses a standard hammer as a weapon. Works for an SCP-type organization, but only as a part-time gig.

He's strong, kind, and you can probably tell by the massive ahoge that he's working with like 1 single smooth brain cells up there. It is like a marble.

Have you been drinking enough water? Getting enough sleep?... You will.

Sofia has finally made it into the gacha machine. She's late because she overslept. Just got out of bed, look at her. Shame. SOFIA! SOFIA, WAKE UP, YOU'RE IN THE GACHA!! Look at her, she is NOT ready.

A very small space marine. Considered defective. Sent to bring a Nurgle infested world into imperial compliance by herself, as a joke mostly.

He's not horny himself, he points AT people who are horny. But what was I supposed to call him? The Pointer At Horny? The Thirst Compass? The Sex Wanter Directional Indicator?

ULTRA-RARE

In case you're wondering, it's the little suction cups on his feet that allow him to do that.

Some people have asked if this is canon. My response to this is that it is as canon as Nun Ana. Which is to say, it is super not canon. Like super duper not canon.

The most unfortunate bike rack. Arguably had possession of the bike longer than Shen. Part 1 of 3 of Shenxodia.

The most unfortunate Shen. His happiness decreased. Part 2 of 3 of Shenxodia.

The most unfortunate bike. At least you get to see this recreation I made of it on a little gacha stand. Part 3 of 3 of Shenxodia.

Every night he climbs, trying to reach heaven. He gets a little better every time. You have to wonder if he's happy.

Truffle's original form. Or is this a different character entirely?

███████, ████████ ██ ██████████ █████ ██████. That's a Type C personality.

If Aiako somehow go Pinnochioed into a real girl, this is what she would look like. Cute, and gremlinesque in equal measure.

The source of the laugh track in Wacky Roommates. Are those faces natural growths, or maybe souls it has consumed? This is literally the first full body drawing I've done of them.

We fed Blormbus too many apple slices and now we are all Blormbus. It's actually pretty chill in here though. There's a little less gravity and you can hear dreamy muffled music playing in the distance.

The dastardly Burgurl, entering the ring already having stolen a folding chair. What a cri--I mean TIME to be alive!!!

Cthulhu has taken this mortal shell for his own. BEHOLD THE UNFATHOMABLE TERROR.

Leon's a real healer now! And all he had to do was ... I'm actually not sure what he did. He's full of spores now and talks to a deity at the edge of space.

Dark Vibe Bot has become a mass of nanomachines that can commandeer any technology it comes in contact with. Neat!

The God-David from the time when Shen went to the universe where Hatsune Miku was real.

It beckons you to open it.

I have never played this character. Not once have I selected this her ... But I like the theme.

J Skeleton's final form, for the final confrontation.

Frankly, Life's scariest form.

Our once small protagonist farther into his hero's journey.

Sends a message once per month. But they are always there, watching. May be activate thru mention of some specific subject or interest.

One of the rarest Shens, made exclusively as an announcement of return from a brief hiatus in like 2013.

The original iteration of this comic wasn't quite satisfying to me. So I remade it! Check it out: https://i.ibb.co/tH7LfpS/page.png

Just regular daisies. I'm not being facitious, they really are regular daisies just like the ones on Earth. But I gotta wonder, what are daisies doing on this planet 40,000 lightyears away?

A powerful and foreboding season feared for thousands of years. Also has a big bonking club.

The ultimate wizard in terms of attack and defense.

This isn't even a real character that has ever shown up. I literally just made this guy up, swear to god.

Though she lived a simple life back on her home planet, her head was always in the clouds. Yeah, I thought those antennae were part of the hat too.

The Guy's nemesis, Badguy. Not to be confused with Sol Badguy from Guilty Gear. This guy thinks he's the guy -- but he's not the guy. You're the guy. He's still pretty alright though.

Only appears when a villain breaks a traffic law. Invulnerable to all abilities, and believed to be a god.

A future form of vibe bot. The rings help him control the gelatinous goo that he is suspended it.

One of the more powerful wizards, strange flowers bloom wherever he steps. It's said that he uses them to siphon energy from the ground below.

YoYo has fully harnessed the void. God help us all, if he can even reach us here.

Hey that's some cool lore you just told me about. Great bit of fiction writing, with lovable characters and a compelling narrative. I'm really glad you're finally diving into writing that book/D&D campaign, I know you've always wanted to do it. Uh, quick question though, how is the moon?

GLISTENING IRIDESCENT

A giant version of yourself in the middle of the ocean. Terrifying, of course. But there's something about that manic smile that beckons.

The villain destroyed his super-sentai nemesis, and all that was left of him was one boot of his suit. Now this dude found it. Will 20% of the hero be enough to defeat the villain?

I love these guys. I asked them what rarity they wanted to be, and they said 'common,' which is absolute nonsense, because they are one of a kind.

The absolute BANE of my existence. I have no idea how to solve these, because it's one of those types of puzzles where it feels like you can be 'close' to the solution but actually as far as possible with 1 piece out of place...

Threat Class: Timespace-ending

He lives in the void between time and space, avoiding any responsibilities but living a life void of excitement. Truly a NEET god if there ever was one.

SECRET

The titular chair from Bluechair. It looks like a normal chair, but it is also a mecha and can deploy balloons. It has a tunnel under that leads to the comment section.