This resembles a brazilian meme called "Como Deus me criou", that was based on a pickup line. True story! :P
<a href="http://viciosa.com.br/blog/conteudo/imagens/833-como-deus-me-criou.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://viciosa.com.br/blog/conteudo/imagens/833-como-deus-me-criou.html</a>
"A pinch of computer addiction, a pinch of uglyness… Oops!"
Some people went overboard though: <a href="http://transtornocibernetico.blogspot.com.br/2012/06/como-deus-me-criou.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://transtornocibernetico.blogspot.com.br/2012/06/como-deus-me-criou.html</a>
Your version is still the best though.