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REport: REjected [REdacted] Lyrics

Added 2022-01-17 20:35:34 +0000 UTC

HeyJ, everyone! Here's an unusual REport: we had an abundant sampling of lyrics to pick from on our new musical and decided to make them compete... not just for our love, but for yours! Which lines were your favorites, and did we make the right call?

BTW, here were the Phrase B options we DIDN'T use--

TO LAMBASTE THE TASTE OF FIVE STAR FOOD!
AND TO MOVE AWAY EACH TIME WE GET SUED!

TO SUPPORT THE SALE OF NFTS,
AND REDUCE THE HOURS OF DMVS!

TO OPPRESS EACH NOSE WITH CHEAP COLOGNE!
TO INSTALL OUR APP ON YOUR MOBILE PHONE!

TO ABUSE THE USE OF COUPON CODES!
AND TO MIX IN LIGHTS WITH THE DARKER LOADS!

TO MALIGN THE YOUNG AND BLAME THE OLD!
AND TO GET RICH QUICK BUYING CASH FOR GOLD!

TO DEFRAUD AT DARTS AND CHEAT AT CHESS!
TO REPORT YOU ALL TO THE IRS!

TO COLLECT YOUR LOANS AND STUDENT DEBTS!
TO UNS-SPAY AND -NEUTER YOUR PRECIOUS PETS!

There was some fierce debate about Phrase B, but those were ultimately the ones that got cut. You'll have to wait until the musical comes out to see what we chose instead (and judge us for our choices!)

Thanks for backing the channel and stay tuned for some on-set footage finally!

Beard Salute!
~AJ