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Added 2025-01-24 15:40:13 +0000 UTCHello asstro-travelers and welcome aboard the spaceship Dickscovery! πΈ
This is your captain Golem speaking. π¨βπ
We are presently flying at 666 thousand mph from Earth to another DICKmension. π
Currently, we are passing Uranus and soon we will engage our hyperdrive. π
Ride will be hard π and sweaty π¦ so I will kindly ask you to open your poppers, put on your harness and get ready to enter the slipstream. β¨
Our slutty butch flight attendants will spill the tea and serve looks while offering seductive entertainment for the trip. π
Thank you for riding us and enjoy your staying in DICKmension! π€
Suck long and proper and may the force be IN ya π
Comments
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AntinoΓΌs SΓ©ranill
2025-01-29 13:42:29 +0000 UTCThe crew is all oiled up, hydrated and allways ready... I mean slutty.π· We are glad u are enjoying your ride and are ready for more hard-core action in Dickmension π π Golem πΏ
COPPER HEAD
2025-01-25 14:12:40 +0000 UTCCurrently in the brace position with my head between my knees anticipating a full and scorching re-entry. As soon as Iβve disembarked Iβll be ready for my next ride to new dickmensions. Please ensure the crew are fully hydrated π.
Mosmos
2025-01-25 14:01:06 +0000 UTCHold onto your jockstrap. ππ¨βπ
COPPER HEAD
2025-01-24 16:57:07 +0000 UTCIβm ready to board the spaceship Dickscovery!
Jeff
2025-01-24 16:38:13 +0000 UTC
