criminalkiwi

January 2026 Poll

Added 2026-01-02 00:39:11 +0000 UTC

It's the start of a new year at Bartholomew High! The girls are still in senior year and as rowdy as ever. There's rumors of a new tradition starting up. If you're familiar with 'the ball drop' that is celebrated on New Years, then this may look familiar: the dork hoist. There's only one 'first flagpole wedgie of the year' and we need to decide who will get it. The obvious choice is Kim or Hailey, but unlucky for the other students, Kim and Hailey's moms have taken them shopping at the mall (probably restocking on underwear). So now it's open season in Bartholomew High...

The next obvious choice is Eveline. Probably the only intelligent dork at Bartholomew, she is scrawny and bad tempered. Perhaps she will get the first hoist?

Maybe people want to stick with bullying the goths. Sydney is mostly silent and doesn't put up a fight. She is however part of Scout's coven, maybe hoisting the slender goth occultist would be bad luck...

Finally, there's the wild card: hoist Sam the jock. A star member of the Bartholomew Field Hockey Team, Sam is a little thicker than the other two and has the typical bravado of a jock. Having her butt swaying around at the top of the pole would definitely be a shock.

This is a pretty simple scenario, but I'm planning to add a little something extra to spice it up. It'll be a surprise that I'm thinking people will like, based on some input from other images =)

Additionally I'm going to be making a post sometime tomorrow asking for input about some changes I'm thinking of. They aren't major, but I'd like your input as my supporters. So look out for that =)