criminalkiwi

December 2025 Poll

Added 2025-12-01 23:54:45 +0000 UTC

It's time once again to celebrate Christmas at Bartholomew High! Snow is in the air and frost is on the ground, and Kim is as dorky as ever. It may or may not surprise you, but Teagan is sort of a gift giver herself. That is, if you count wedgies and swirlies as gifts. This year, Teagan is going to get into the holiday spirit and dress up as Santa while she goes around and spreads some seasonal cheer.

A possible idea is to do another public display of dorkiness by using Kim as a reindeer. Teagan is thinking about giving Kim an atomic wedgie and then riding on the back of the goth dork down the hallways of the school in a festive display!

A second possibility is to make the gift giving a little more private and personal. Teagan could give Kim a seasonal swirly in one of the restrooms. It would be a jolly head dunking just between the two of them. However, if you listen closely, beneath the watery groans from Kimberly there's the sound of stretching elastic in the next stall over. I wonder who it could be...