A New Innie

In case anyone asks, the illustration above is totally appropriate and both parties have definitely given their full consent to perform the actions you see above, even if one of them looks like they're in shock from the agony of having a human eggplant shoved in their insides.  So to any Patreon staff monitoring my posts, please don't suspend my ass, thank you. Now here's a shitty written dialogue between the two depicted characters that totally shows how completely consensual that whole scene was. Enjoy the cringe!

Luke: Well well well, what do we have here?

Perry: First of all, this is my room, and second, you pinned me down to my bed without warning. What are you up to now?

Luke: I'm glad you asked, see, you've been a real bad boyfriend lately walking around shirtless, exposing your body to everyone like some sort of man-whore!

Perry: Wha-- we were in a public pool! And you weren't wearing one either!

Luke: Even so, I can't have you flaunting what's mine to just about everybody, a bad deed like that needs to be punished~

Perry: Is that so? *chuckle* I suppose I'm just gonna have to accept your punishment to make amends then~

Luke: Good to know you're on board.

Perry: Uh, where are you putting it?

Luke: I've been aching to fuck you all day, and this belly of yours has been begging for my attention since we got home.

Perry: Wait, my stomach? You're planning on fucking my belly button??

Luke: Yeah! It's the perfect punishment, that'll teach ya not to put it on display for anybody else but me!

Perry: But that thing won't have anything to go inside of! I have an outie!

Luke: Time to give you a new Innie then~

Perry: What? Wait wait!-- Hurkkk!!!

Luke: Ahhhh~ see? Slides riiiight in.

Perry: What the.. fuck.. Luke... Ughhh...

Luke: Damn dude, Hahh.. your belly muscles are so tight, your insides feel so good against my dick... You're cool with it if I keep going right?

Perry: Urghhhhhh... Ugh..

Luke: I'll take that as a yes~

Hope ya'll enjoyed that cringefest, cuz it's only gonna get worse from here! And yes, I'm basically using this platform to experiment with my non-existent writing skills. No, there ain't nothing you can say that'll make me stop. Yes, I will continue to expand on this idea of degeneracy and you can all bite me. (I'm kidding, please don't unsubscribe. I love you don't leave!)