Since my Dad died this summer, I've been collecting stories of him in my notes - there's a LOT of funny stories. One of the classics is the time I almost drowned in the Caribbean. I think I was probably like 13 at the time.
(First off, do you say Caribbean or Caribbean?)
We were on holiday down south, I think it was Cuba. Dad loved to believe that he could sail, although whether that's true or not is debatable.
We went out on a rented catamaran one afternoon when the sea was pretty rough. The waves were big and the guy renting out the boats asked: "Are you sure you're comfortable sailing in this?" Dad said of course! He was a proper sailor, don't you know!
We're out on the ocean and I let go on the ropes for a second to re-adjust where I was sitting. Naturally, at that very moment, we hit a big way and I go ass over head off the boat. You know when scuba divers fall backwards off the edge of the boat? That's basically what I did.
All I remember was falling backwards in slow-motion and seeing my feet up in the air. How ridiculous.
The boat is SPEEDING away. It was really windy so the sails were full and that boat was moving fast.
While I was alone in the middle of the ocean, watching the boat sail away, I had a moment of: "There's probably a lot of sharks out here. I'd really rather not be eaten today."
Dad's the only one with any idea of how to sail, but what does he do? He jumps off the boat to save me. Such a hero!
Poor Mum is left on the boat, no idea how to sail and she's booting away fast. Dad finally yells what to do and she's able to slacken the sails and slow down (or whatever she did, I was still far away in the water!)
I swim back to the catamaran easily enough - I'm a good swimmer. Poor Dad is the one struggling! When he finally gets back to the boat, we all have to try and haul him up, he's tired from all the swimming.
Finally all of us are back on the boat. There's a moment of silence, and then a mixture of crying and laughing.
I'll never forget that afternoon!
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