Where did the bacon go?
Added 2020-06-22 18:01:01 +0000 UTCGather 'round for a Weird College Story!
So when I moved away for college, I lived in a house off-campus (although it was just a block away from the school). I had 2 other roommates during first-year who both went to the same college, but for some reason our landlord rented out the basement to this random woman. I think he knew her parents or something and she needed a place to stay. Cool. Strange lady in the basement.
I probably only ever saw her twice for the entire year, but she did love bacon..
All weekend, for like 3 weekends in a row, she cooked bacon. Saturday she cooked a pack of bacon. Sunday she cooked a pack of bacon. The same thing would happen the following weekend. She lived in the basement alone and none of us knew her so I know she wasn't sharing it with my roommates.. but where did the bacon GO??
It's a mystery even to this day.
Comments
I know somebody who lived above an old man that always cooked sausages, especially after he came back from the pub. The smell of sausage would permeate up to her flat and she began to despise it and had to move in the end, lolβ¦But wait! I thought you said you never went to College?β¦.Orβ¦.Are you telling porkies? Hehe ;D
Mat C
2020-10-05 13:20:37 +0000 UTCπ
Adventures and Naps
2020-07-07 12:14:10 +0000 UTCmaybe she's stocking up on bacon bits for the year!!
Suzanne Hawkins
2020-07-06 20:09:11 +0000 UTCCheers Brian! Hope you're doing OK, too!
Adventures and Naps
2020-06-22 23:04:40 +0000 UTCOh no, never thought of it like that lol
Adventures and Naps
2020-06-22 23:04:14 +0000 UTCSounds like one for Hollywood "The Great Bacon Mystery"...π
Ar558a
2020-06-22 22:57:04 +0000 UTCPack of bacon a day diet?! π₯π₯ mmm... π Now, that's living on the edge!! π€£π
James Alberg
2020-06-22 21:52:35 +0000 UTCHaving just watched the box set of "Hannibal" I'm wondering what type of bacon it was! π₯π₯ π΅
Stephen Wadkin
2020-06-22 20:43:43 +0000 UTCIt wouldn't have lasted long in our house - we always thought it was a special treat!
William Seabrook
2020-06-22 20:34:54 +0000 UTCThe bacon probably went straight to her arteries...β€π₯
Steve Mikre
2020-06-22 19:31:24 +0000 UTCLady loved her BLT sandwiches.
The Raven
2020-06-22 19:03:32 +0000 UTCAmazing :) she seems like a girl after my own heart i LLOOOVVVEEEE Bacon. Happy Monday Alanna hope your well.
Brian
2020-06-22 18:19:05 +0000 UTCSounds like the basis for novel, Sherlock Holmes and the disappearing bacon. I'll look forward to reading that.
Stephen Parker
2020-06-22 18:04:50 +0000 UTCHmmm... mysterious bacon...
SaharaGadge .
2020-06-22 18:03:40 +0000 UTC
