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Da Wiz'Ead and Wizrunts

Added 2022-05-02 07:06:22 +0000 UTC

Da Wiz'Eads are psychos who can channel the energies of the void until it pops their eyeballs out or explodes from their mouth in face-melting blasts. Occasionally they'll turn all the boys into space chickens. So to let everyone know they're coming, Wiz'Eads are surrounded by Wizrunts who are supposed to warn the boys by shouting "leg it, the bloody Wiz'Ead's coming!" But more often than not, they're bending out on wizbooze, the famous concoctions made by the Wiz'Eads to helm them 'focus' their energy. So most runts just tie some bells and rattling cans to their outfits instead, "workin' smarter not harder," as they reckon.

The Wiz'Ead can be made two ways. He can be made all fancy and frilly, or he can be made simply, and savagely. You choose. Look out for Fergus the space rat, he'll steal your wizbooze!