Usher is EVERYTHING to me too he’s the only artist I spent MONEYYY on lol
Vanessa
2025-06-05 02:42:28 +0000 UTC
I’m letting him have his way with me 1 time and when I wake
Up I expect bags in my account
Dylan Del Priore
2025-05-21 16:10:21 +0000 UTC
I tripped on nothing and fell on my run one morning. Put a hole in the tops of both of my shoes and my pants. It’s been a year and i haven’t run since 😭
Brittney Willis
2025-05-21 14:19:32 +0000 UTC
I counted by the way it was 40 strokes 🤣
Francine Phillips
2025-05-21 14:18:43 +0000 UTC
At the airport, flight’s been delayed for 4hrs - I was pissed at first but am now cackling at the “slow down” at my gate🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Elise B
2025-05-21 02:43:25 +0000 UTC
not to make it worse but they didnt add any of these songs to the spotify LOL
Bella Elysse
2025-05-19 10:06:06 +0000 UTC
You can tell they had drink before this recording... James and Ellis give it away LOL. Not complaining at all but it's cute to witness. <3
Bella Elysse
2025-05-19 09:57:22 +0000 UTC
Luv U Better was my all-time favorite song when it came out. LL Cool J is an artist I think many people sleep on.
Shakira Herbert
2025-05-18 05:45:30 +0000 UTC
that whole discussion was insane...😭
Mahira
2025-05-10 21:40:39 +0000 UTC
Come a long way from Fuhad avoiding any gay situations 😂
Lamont
2025-05-09 17:58:42 +0000 UTC
👀
Trey
2025-05-09 16:37:52 +0000 UTC
Hey community. I’m not a big commenter but I’ve been watching for a while. Just recently became A patron. Just trying to see if the anyone in the community would be willing to help me out. I’m a 25 year old LVN/LPN trying to put myself through BSN school and also keep a roof over my with and 6 year olds heads and we have one on the way as well. And the cost of living is just whipping my ass right now. Thank you for even considering!
My email is. Airronie@gmail.com
AIRRONIE
2025-05-09 13:51:52 +0000 UTC
JAMES doesn't have a yeast infection!!!! He's just having an allergic reaction with some symptoms!!!
Nicole Black
2025-05-08 22:32:22 +0000 UTC
Do you know what they say if you can make her giggle, you can make that ass shake and jiggle😂😂😂
Alleeeyy
2025-05-08 21:05:30 +0000 UTC
Rem not coming to work is pissing me off loll
Luis King
2025-05-08 15:12:49 +0000 UTC
Does anyone remember the name of the guy James listens to about productivity?
Unagi Yojumbo
2025-05-08 02:17:52 +0000 UTC
I would take my kindle, books to learn all kinds of languages and a laptop to watch tv shows, pods and all that
Eva
2025-05-07 19:56:08 +0000 UTC
I think it's because of the music copyright unfortunately
Josh
2025-05-07 08:52:11 +0000 UTC
Lmfaoooo the jail talk got Ellis looking mad uncomfortable 😭😭😭
Tara
2025-05-06 22:32:12 +0000 UTC
Y’all mad funny. I’m a woman who’s into backdoor action and I can’t take 20 strokes back there lmao
Tara
2025-05-06 22:08:48 +0000 UTC
Someone’s aunt saying you don’t know you had to be there literally doesn’t mean you’re washed lmao. Some people just aren’t gonna know you
Tara
2025-05-06 21:50:23 +0000 UTC
First off, for that scenario, you never have to say to me "tax free" because if you think im reporting that to HMRC youre insane
Hamed Khan
2025-05-06 12:03:51 +0000 UTC
You guys will be fine in uk jails just be yourself as long as yourself isn’t a dickhead 😂
Shaquille Reid
2025-05-06 08:23:59 +0000 UTC
This whole episode PAUSEEEEEEE wtf 💀
Jube
2025-05-05 18:45:51 +0000 UTC
I promise you im walking out a millionaire.
Alex chavarria
2025-05-05 16:58:40 +0000 UTC
It’s so cute that Ellis didn’t think once about the fact that he’d get his ass beaten or get it stolen, just imagined a little get away to play some tunes with the fellas 🤣
Sydnie Rae
2025-05-05 06:51:24 +0000 UTC
one of my favorite episodes. thank you for the laughs - i needed this
Nargis
2025-05-05 01:20:34 +0000 UTC
💜💜
Aliceismad106
2025-05-05 00:04:06 +0000 UTC
Garage is a genre of uk music ??
Roje Anderson
2025-05-04 14:34:24 +0000 UTC
Nah I'm not on some Diddy. Selling ya booty for bags is wild
Noxfallen
2025-05-04 08:38:11 +0000 UTC
It's more about how long you can take the pain.....not exactly a fun experience
Stephanie Powell
2025-05-04 06:07:41 +0000 UTC
😘
Quanda Sellers
2025-05-04 06:03:30 +0000 UTC
Love Ellis's taste in music
Crystal Munroe
2025-05-03 16:41:07 +0000 UTC
Im getting generational wealth… 😭
Mark
2025-05-03 13:33:24 +0000 UTC
This episode was sooo hilariously out of pocket 💀😭
Natty
2025-05-03 06:54:35 +0000 UTC
I love you Ellis but don't blame not knowing ll cool j on being white bro I'm southern American super white and I know who he is and his songs so it's DEFINITELY just an age thing lol
Mark Munoz
2025-05-03 01:47:01 +0000 UTC
Song of the week is "monsters" by James blunt thanks to TikTok bringing it on my fyp and I can't get enough of it now
Mark Munoz
2025-05-03 01:25:35 +0000 UTC
S.O.T.W : Slide by H.E.R
Karl Laguerre
2025-05-02 23:20:50 +0000 UTC
Listening to uk people trying to do a Mexican accent was insane lol
TJ
2025-05-02 23:11:10 +0000 UTC
This was hilarious relax lmao
TJ
2025-05-02 23:03:19 +0000 UTC
S.O.T.W: Morris Brown - OutKast, Sleepy Brown
P McT
2025-05-02 21:52:57 +0000 UTC
at least 25.
Kevin Ruiz
2025-05-02 21:50:28 +0000 UTC
Ellis likes a wide range of music and will give anything a listen. Maybe there needs to be a Patreon or Log Cabin introducing him to the 99s/00s (millennial music) and see if he likes anything
Ebony
2025-05-02 21:39:45 +0000 UTC
ALTHOUGH TO BE FAIR TO ELLIS, someone could threaten to pull my teeth out and I STILL wouldn’t be able to name a LL Cool J song
Riki Rae
2025-05-02 21:33:49 +0000 UTC
Ellis might be my fave human! Man said, I tripped once. I’m
Annoyed. That’s enough! 😂🤣
P McT
2025-05-02 21:01:21 +0000 UTC
Cali over here! #TNLU!
We need to know where is REM? Song of a week it’s played out, obvious time filler. Step it up guys or you will be washed sooner than you think.
Travis Skinner
2025-05-02 20:49:22 +0000 UTC
The only acceptable answers are he is on parental leave or he’s getting a divorce in which I’d like to send in my resume, lol.
Amber Johnson
2025-05-02 20:34:01 +0000 UTC
Totally agree
I've been getting my money's worth with these Patreon episodes.
They've been a lot of fun.
When the show goes on serious tangents, it's stomach clutching funny
Ericka Elmore
2025-05-02 20:25:47 +0000 UTC
Need some anime chat
Gerard Jean-Baptiste
2025-05-02 20:00:45 +0000 UTC
Same thought for him not knowing usher. I was like I think Ellis just started really getting into r&b and rap fairly recently I feel like lol
Honey_childe
2025-05-02 19:35:32 +0000 UTC
What a terrible episode… I except better from you guys. This was a let down. You guys stayed on that crazy topic waaayyyy too long. The music recommendations was the only thing worth watching. I love you…. but this wasn’t it.
Inga
2025-05-02 18:44:41 +0000 UTC
Manz saying 14 ,10,20 stroke and stop like WHAT IF HE DONT WANNA STOP😂😅 bro looking at u like “it’s a long one still”
Spacepanda
2025-05-02 18:22:50 +0000 UTC
There’s no amount of money u could take stroke 😂😂😂 this the craziest scenario I seen
Spacepanda
2025-05-02 18:18:49 +0000 UTC
Check out “Never Catch Me” by Flying Louts ft Kendrick Lamar one of my all time favorite songs!
Jason Saliba
2025-05-02 17:43:24 +0000 UTC
Ok, so am I the only one thinking that y’all will get some real SLOW strokes for dude to make sure he gets his money worth 😂 Also, loved each of your songs of the week on this episode… James’s took me back to “Super Cat” days 🎵
SavvyStrands
2025-05-02 15:11:20 +0000 UTC
Lol 🤣 the backshots chat
Carlos Rosales
2025-05-02 11:57:57 +0000 UTC
Tf?! I'm not taking any strokes
Raphayel
2025-05-02 11:21:08 +0000 UTC
Ellis reminds me of Karl Pilkington sometimes with his "do my head in" comment to being deep dick stroked.
Sam Mountjoy
2025-05-02 09:07:12 +0000 UTC
Nah how’s Ellis just violated one of the goats of RnB 😭 I’m 23 and grew up on his music how’s he not know about usher
Jack
2025-05-02 08:40:40 +0000 UTC
It was the parent who trafficked Justin. Usher was probably also a victim.
MillieMangolicious
2025-05-02 07:11:56 +0000 UTC
Did Rem take a step back from being on the episodes? I know he was on vacation but it seems he's been back for a few weeks.
Hunter Hansen
2025-05-02 07:08:13 +0000 UTC
Ellis has really been working on his swag and confidence and it shows! I see you, boo!
Ashley
2025-05-02 06:45:49 +0000 UTC
game is game 🤷
Bliss
2025-05-02 06:33:18 +0000 UTC
I am stunned that they picked LL. I'm even more stunned Ellis has no idea, but I get it.
IsleChile
2025-05-02 05:54:02 +0000 UTC
There is a podcast that was being done in one of the major prisons in California.. I’ll have to look it up and see if they’re still doing it! It was on Apple Podcasts
Enjoli Pettice (Lee)
2025-05-02 05:11:49 +0000 UTC
I will have a digital sketching pad,full collection of one piece books and hopefully I can get the newest chapter when it come out and maybe a chess board so I can learn strategy better
JoyfulGeek
2025-05-02 04:14:20 +0000 UTC
I really don't understand how anyone can justify seeing or listening to Usher anymore.
He gave P.Diddy 48 hours with a 15 year old Justin Bieber, P.Diddy himself said that, and in a 2014 episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians, Khloe mentions seeing him at one of the Diddy parties she attended.
Usher -- whom Bieber was signed to -- was in a position of power over Bieber and his future in the industry, instead of protecting him from predators, offered him up on a silver platter.
Usher groomed him for Diddy, and I think its time we usher him into the oblivion of irrelevance.
We keep letting celebrities get away with damning things and for what? Cuz their album was a core part of our growth experience? No, my values are worth more than a couple of albums.
Ibrahim Haidar
2025-05-02 04:13:47 +0000 UTC
Ellis’s song of the week is always gassss, I’ve added most of them to my playlist. We love Ellis
Nickyrrig
2025-05-02 03:12:54 +0000 UTC
James not knowing what a yeast infection is and the fact that he had more of a REACTION to yeast took me out.
This whole episode my jaw was on the floor and I was laughing 🤣
Beccabookitty
2025-05-02 02:52:20 +0000 UTC
What a great patreon ep‼️That first 30 min seriously discussing how many bags you tryna get... thee most unhinged 😭😭💀
Jocelyn Howard
2025-05-02 02:24:35 +0000 UTC
Another day... another episode of Ellis calling us old, saggy dinosaurs straight to our faces! 🥲🤣🤣
Jocelyn Howard
2025-05-02 02:17:23 +0000 UTC
I imagined the same 🤣😭😭
Jocelyn Howard
2025-05-02 02:13:05 +0000 UTC
Definitely not an age thing 😂 it’s just Ellis 😂
Breanna
2025-05-02 01:43:54 +0000 UTC
Fr I’m selling my soul for nothing. I’m talking as many strokes as he can get in. I’d be pissed if it was less than 100. And I’d still probably regret that shit within a year. Get as drunk/high as possible and hopefully not remember it. Probably blow it all from the trauma real quick. Honestly not worth it. I’d need a million first to even consider it.
Jacob Schulz
2025-05-02 00:35:17 +0000 UTC
Thinking there’s a difference between 1 or 1000 strokes is crazy to me… you’ve already been f*cked in the 🍑😂 might as well get enough to not have to go to work the next day.
Also, I’d just go live with my folks again before I started selling cakes for cash 😬🙅🏾♂️
Keno
2025-05-02 00:04:15 +0000 UTC
Not me imagining “take me off the ceiling fan” in some Tom & Jerry ass way instead of as su1c1de lol
47:53-48:03 should be clipped and sent to LL Cool J. I only have youtube and Patreon so can’t be me
Ughkneesah
2025-05-01 23:59:27 +0000 UTC
I don't think James understands what he did to all of the female listeners when he announced his "yeast infection"
💀🤣🤣
Nikki
2025-05-01 23:37:13 +0000 UTC
It felt like the old episodes 🥰
Nikki
2025-05-01 23:34:25 +0000 UTC
Daddy Fantasy is for the YouTube vids
Nikki
2025-05-01 23:33:53 +0000 UTC
ELLIS IS JUST A BABY. Not knowing LL Cool J is mind blowing hahaha
Annie
2025-05-01 23:11:37 +0000 UTC
Song of the week was 🔥🔥
S.O.T.W. : All That Matters - Justin Bieber
Jada P.
2025-05-01 22:52:46 +0000 UTC
😂😂😂 Usher being played at school discos with Haribo. Oh Ellis hahaha
Leanne Unsworth
2025-05-01 22:33:14 +0000 UTC
I’m with James. I’m going for 100 and never going back. You gotta take a lot in order for it to even be worth it
Keith
2025-05-01 22:21:47 +0000 UTC
James's song of the week brought back vibes
TyLeeds
2025-05-01 21:55:50 +0000 UTC
Come on songs of the week!!!!!!!
Brenda Click
2025-05-01 21:52:52 +0000 UTC
The clapping😭😭😭😭😭
Devean
2025-05-01 21:52:40 +0000 UTC
The book James was reading..? What happened to that..?
Avela Zolile Mdingi
2025-05-01 21:48:39 +0000 UTC
Why can’t I watch these on YouTube anymore
Avela Zolile Mdingi
2025-05-01 21:48:13 +0000 UTC
Not the lifting up🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brenda Click
2025-05-01 21:30:25 +0000 UTC
Fuuhaaaaaaadddd!!!! That song of the week took me back!!! Love that
Nana Serwah Asiedu
2025-05-01 21:17:51 +0000 UTC
😂😂😂 that Fuhad’s question got discussed so seriously is so crazy to me! I love it!
Also I hope you never get washed - you’ve got me through too much!
Kagi
2025-05-01 21:06:44 +0000 UTC
I ain’t gon lie I’m not doing it, I can’t do it
Tony Wallace
2025-05-01 21:00:06 +0000 UTC
“Rack for rack and the loser gets a stab”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Alyssa Zmudzinski
2025-05-01 20:45:39 +0000 UTC
It’s not that Ellis is young, he’s just white!
Riki Rae
2025-05-01 20:04:49 +0000 UTC
You guys probably won’t see this comment, but let’s not use age for anything. The fact that Ellis who is 23 and I’m 24 doesn’t know who LL Cool J is means absolutely nothing to the rest of our generation. 😂🤦🏾♀️He is on his own because he’s been in so many movies and shows and I grew up on his music as well that even our age group grew up with there’s literally a series that me and my family watch all the time that ended just like three years ago that we were obsessed with that he’s been on since we were like 13 so that’s a him problem😂🤦🏾♀️
Most of our generation knows who he is and not just for his new projects, but his old stuff too
Joy Adjei
2025-05-01 19:43:21 +0000 UTC
I saw Usher when I was 19 at Wembley for the confessions tour was a good time rented a small limo to go for my 18th birthday 😉 now I’m 40 😂
Danielle Oyenuga
2025-05-01 19:19:43 +0000 UTC
James most definitely would. 🤣🤣
Patricia Jeanty
2025-05-01 19:18:59 +0000 UTC
10yr stretch? Art supplies and something to listen to music.
Destinee W.
2025-05-01 18:51:09 +0000 UTC
James song selection!!! Caribbean vibes 🇹🇹
The strokes bit had me screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shelly Ann F
2025-05-01 18:36:21 +0000 UTC
I love Ear Hustle
Catherine
2025-05-01 18:21:56 +0000 UTC
The guy's clapping out the strokes was crazy and really made you picturing stuff 😆 Also, James got a good rhythm game
Maria
2025-05-01 18:13:39 +0000 UTC
If anyone is interested in said prison stories there’s a podcast called Ear Hustle where real people tell real stories from prison. Really dope!
Lona
2025-05-01 18:06:43 +0000 UTC
Would yall flip to missionary for double?
Gyptian Knight
2025-05-01 18:05:34 +0000 UTC
Ellis face at 38:16 made me scream laugh in public!
E Hudson
2025-05-01 17:55:02 +0000 UTC
Where is rem!!!!!?????!! Also y’all should’ve heard the way I cackled on the strokes part
Khadijah T
2025-05-01 17:33:04 +0000 UTC
Where is Rem?
Tasha Marie
2025-05-01 16:45:46 +0000 UTC
I said “oh!” out loud
Lona
2025-05-01 16:35:10 +0000 UTC
Fuhad seems like he’d make it in jail.. James would be someone’s girlfriend by lunch 🤣
Tyler C
2025-05-01 16:14:13 +0000 UTC
Yall are unc status now, stop playing! (&bring back rem!) 😭
Kasey
2025-05-01 16:06:54 +0000 UTC
That LL / Neptunes combo! Good lard!
Terry Warner
2025-05-01 15:44:56 +0000 UTC
Seriously 😂 I’m thinking please stop calling it that James!
Patou Thompson
2025-05-01 15:37:41 +0000 UTC
The discussions this episode were…out there🫣
Ellis seemed like he wanted to run half the time😹
Fehintola Orisamolu
2025-05-01 15:36:26 +0000 UTC
Safe space I could do with those 20 strokes 🤣
Joseph
2025-05-01 15:34:58 +0000 UTC
How many strokes….! Too funny 😆 bring back pick your poison
Nicola Webster
2025-05-01 15:32:41 +0000 UTC
LL Cool J has been in several movies too! You’re killin me Ellis! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Leslie Green
2025-05-01 15:28:52 +0000 UTC
A lawyer, a ps5 ,and a letter saying I’ll be released early
Vincent Mccoy
2025-05-01 15:28:21 +0000 UTC
I wonder have the guys watched 60 days in!!! Shits nuts! Pretty funny too
🌞Shari🌞
2025-05-01 15:23:40 +0000 UTC
I think I'll do 50 and never go back ctfu Pause ⏸️ 🤣
@TerenceGraphics
2025-05-01 15:22:59 +0000 UTC
I almost choked to death when James said they’d have to get him off the ceiling fan 😂😂😂😂😂
🌞Shari🌞
2025-05-01 15:18:25 +0000 UTC
THE PEOPLE WANT MORE REM
Harley Ali
2025-05-01 15:09:50 +0000 UTC
SOTW - Sex Story by Ar’mon & Trey
Masta_Ja
2025-05-01 15:09:02 +0000 UTC
I don't think James realizes what yeast infection is for ladies lolllll my ears perked up
Juliane Sun
2025-05-01 15:02:41 +0000 UTC
My song of the week is Magic Gurl by Rhyan Douglas
Andrea Jones
2025-05-01 15:02:08 +0000 UTC
I would put on a 1 hour timer and play blockblast. You guys don’t remember the struggle
Nexo Sensei
2025-05-01 14:47:42 +0000 UTC
I’d bun a regular job and firm 50 strokes a month
Clintsvzn
2025-05-01 14:42:42 +0000 UTC
yay im early😝
daina 🏵️.
2025-05-01 14:36:24 +0000 UTC
Any ladies like building legos. I’m available
Nexo Sensei
2025-05-01 14:27:41 +0000 UTC
The clapping makes it so much worse to think about 🤣
Steven Green
2025-05-01 14:25:30 +0000 UTC
Not James showing his Rhythm game 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Georgia
2025-05-01 14:24:07 +0000 UTC
We need Rem back on all episodes!!! It’s really not the same when Rem or Ellis is missing.
Cat
2025-05-01 14:23:25 +0000 UTC
8 minutes late to the party. 🥳
Tali D
2025-05-01 14:08:55 +0000 UTC
Not me bumping Usher at the gym before the episode was released 😄
Jen Nicholson
2025-05-01 14:07:39 +0000 UTC
Let’s goo
Kamji Gotau
2025-05-01 14:05:58 +0000 UTC
Why do you guys look so angry 😅
Alicia Barrie
2025-05-01 14:05:45 +0000 UTC
Yeast infection is crazy 😂😂
Tiffany
2025-05-01 14:05:40 +0000 UTC
it’s so stressful being early idk what to comment help
abby
2025-05-01 14:05:26 +0000 UTC
It's rude of Patreon to make me wait 3 minutes 😒
Stephanie Hazelwood
2025-05-01 14:05:10 +0000 UTC
THURSDAY IS CHIRPSSSSDAYYYYYYY ‼️‼️🤲🏽🤲🏽
Enrique Ruiz
2025-05-01 14:04:58 +0000 UTC
Top 5!
Sara Kusser
2025-05-01 14:04:42 +0000 UTC
I've never watched the clock tick over as the episode is released before! Let's go!