MT 344 - Define Cannibalism
“If the System is going to make everything this cheap,” Grotto grumbled, “then why doesn’t it just add us as co-arbiters and give it to us for free?” My familiar did a s...
2026-02-02 10:25:17 +0000 UTC View Post
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MT 343 - Volunteered
“What happened?” asked Varrin. “Were we pulled into the Labyrinth?”
“We’re mostly in the same place,” I said.
“Mostly?” asked Major Kai.
“Location is relative....
2026-02-01 21:52:24 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Plays Delver 16
Pick a Subterfuge 10 evolution!
Camouflage
You are a natural at blending into your environment. As long as your presence wouldn’t be unusual or inappropriate (such ...
2026-02-01 21:49:42 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Plays Delver 15
Pick a Hospitality 10 evo!
Then go vote in poll 16!
Last time you all chose to be a Timan, giving you a boost to your Mystical skill progression, and a...
2026-02-01 21:46:55 +0000 UTC View PostMT 342 - What a Twist!
You have earned the What a Twist! achievement!
You completed the Less-Than-Habitable Heavy Armor Course without a single death fruit penetrating your armor. ...
2026-01-31 06:30:43 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Commission 2 (Part 1 of 5)
Hey there! Back at the launch of book 1 I'd created some incentives based around how well the book did, one of which was the creation of art commissions as voted on by Patreon and Royal Road. After...
2026-01-31 01:19:09 +0000 UTC View PostMage Tank Book 4 Has Teleported onto Kindle & KU!
!!!!!!!>>>LINK<<<!!!!!!!
Toda...
2026-01-28 18:25:20 +0000 UTC View PostMT 341 - Fruit Ninja
Despite the ominous tone permeating our wordless journey, we made it to the Dungeon without any problems. The entrance was a hundred-mile wall of slender trees packed so tightly together that they ...
2026-01-28 01:02:16 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Plays Delver 14
What race is this person? Also, start dropping your name suggestions into the comments. And go vote in poll 13!
Hiwardian (Classic white-haired humans like Varrin)
You gain +50...
2026-01-28 00:59:28 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Plays Delver 13
Pick some more active skills!
Last time you folks grabbed Fast Recharge to boost your mana regen and Justiciar to grant yourself stacks of Blessed when hitting stuff with attacks. There's def...
2026-01-28 00:23:24 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate JAN 27 2026
BOOK 4 COMES OUT TOMORROW ON AMAZON/KINDLE/KU!
It also got stubbed. I posted about removing the chapters on RR but not here because I forgot to. If you're a paid member an...
2026-01-27 18:03:05 +0000 UTC View PostMT 340 - Crafty Crafts 5: The Final Chapter (in this epic crafting montage)
The initial effect of the Heirloom Tradition was already incredible. My current evolutions made the defensive weaves I added to armor twice as strong, meaning each point of attribute requirements d...
2026-01-24 22:27:37 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Plays Delver 12
Choose a WIS 10 evolution!
And also go vote in poll 11!
Fast Recharge
Your base mana regeneration is increased by an amount equal to your WIS per hour.
Vigilance
Y...
2026-01-24 22:24:42 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Plays Delver 11
Pick your infernal/righteous ass a Divine 10 evolution.
Inquisitor
Your relentless pursuit of divine truth has enabled you to detect entities imbued with magical influence. You gain M...
2026-01-24 22:10:54 +0000 UTC View PostMT 339 - Crafty Crafts 4: Dream Master
Wands! Your girlfriend loves ‘em! Like, to a weird degree. She sleeps on them, rubs them all over her toned, athletic dragon body. Thick wands, skinny wands, short wands, looooooooong wan...
2026-01-21 14:18:25 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Plays Delver 10
Pick a Luck 10 evolution!
Go vote in poll 9 as well!
Crits are weird so here's a primer on how they work for the game system. This informs how they function in the books, but req...
2026-01-21 14:15:24 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Plays Delver 9
Choose an alignment for your deity for Divine Magic!
Last two polls got us a person who can boost spells and have psychic chats with animals. Is this person a righteous crusader or benevolent...
2026-01-21 14:01:06 +0000 UTC View PostMT 338 - Crafty Crafts 3: The Purge
Well, well, well, some-body needs emergency escalation support and guess who it is? Literally the ONLY meatbag on the entire planet who we get called in to help like this. How are ...
2026-01-20 11:51:34 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Plays Delver 8
Choose your Level 10 Animal Husbandry evolution!
Then, if you haven't already, go vote in poll 7!
Animal Whisperer
Animals can understand your speech, and you intuitively un...
2026-01-20 11:44:13 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Plays Delver 7
Choose your first active skill!
There's a second poll again today so go vote in number 8 as well!
Last rounds we got the Subtle Skills evo for Mystical Magic. I ...
2026-01-20 11:32:19 +0000 UTC View PostMT 337 - Crafty Crafts 2: Memory’s Lament
The little doll moved like it was submerged in molasses as it came to life, and Déjà vu crept into the edges of that moment. The sense that this had happened before echoed across me, rebounding w...
2026-01-19 08:08:03 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Plays Delver 6
Choose your Level 10 Mystical Magic evolution!
1) Signature Skill Shape
When you gain this evolution, choose 1 skill you know and 1 mana shape you know that is compatible with that sk...
2026-01-19 08:04:42 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Plays Delver 5
Hey there! Today we are going to be choosing 5 levels worth of attributes, meaning that 40 points are up for grabs. We're doing a similar vibe as last time with proportional assignments based on th...
2026-01-19 07:57:12 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate JAN 14 26 / Patreon Plays Delver 4
Ahoy,
Holy shit did I get sick. I've never been that sick before. I'm still not over it, but I can at least get out of bed and scavenge enough brain cells to make an update. If recov...
2026-01-15 01:21:05 +0000 UTC View PostMT 336 - Crafty Crafts
“Did you know the Woodworking Dungeon is the largest one the Littans have found?” asked Ishi.
“Makes sense,” I said. “Being inside a forest and all.”
“It’s gotten larger...
2026-01-10 12:45:26 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Plays Delver 3
So far we've got a LCK-heavy Delver with a Mystical attunement. That means Mystical Magic is their first intrinsic skill.
Let's go ahead and get some more of those intrinsic skills situated ...
2026-01-10 12:41:12 +0000 UTC View PostMT 335 - Helping Hurts
“She was already dead,” I heard Xim say as we grew close. “My skill won’t harm allies.”
“Allies? You weren’t allies!” shouted the man. “You hated her!”
I looked the ...
2026-01-06 23:20:30 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Plays Delver 2
Now you must choose your attunement!
Last vote there was a landslide victory for... Luck.
I'm already intrigued.
The following are the proportional values...
2026-01-06 22:42:56 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Plays Delver 1
You've entered the Creation Delve. Where are you placing your attribute points?
Top three choices get allocated proportionally based on results.
Howdy folks,
MT 334 - Deadly Orders
Varrin gave me a look as the lightning mage, Alanor, continued his work. We could both sense the frustration building up in the Littans around us. It was rare that something could render so many Go...
2026-01-05 07:08:53 +0000 UTC View Post