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MT 275 - Fight or Flight

As the hammerhead we were attached to pulled up faster than any organism of its size had any right to do, everyone in the cabin went from the weightless sensation of freefall, straight into an upwa...

TTRPG - Delver System v0.2 Rules "Colossal Weapons Update"

Hello there. Attached to this post is a PDF of v0.2 of the Delver TTRPG system. This update focuses on error corrections, but also includes a healthy chunk of new skills and evos. You can find more...

RR Commission #1

Hi-res file is attached below.

Here's the final version of the first RR commission, which was everyone in the Closet in the style of cel-shading. After chatting a bit with the winner about it...

MT 274 - No Dog in This Fight

Captain Pio turned to her crew and started speaking in rapid-fire Imperial. “Baltae, Madel, you’re up,” she said. “Cezil, you’re ride-along.”

The team’s entire demeanor shifted ...

MT 273 - The Truth Revealed!

Before I could respond to the Littan mage, Cezil voiced the question I saw reflected in the expressions of the rest of her team.

“The fuck are you talking about, Baltae?” the red-eyed twi...

Updates May 4 2025

Hello, I am alive.

Last week's shittery:

Last week was moving week and as expected it was more difficult than expected. Leasing company came in at the last possible second for us to m...

MT 272 - Viewpoints

Tavio led me through a copse of trees that lined the edge of the small lake where we’d landed, then along the edge of a field of grain similar to wheat. The field’s edge ran up against the grou...

DL 16 Character Sheets

If you haven't noticed, I'm absolutely terrible at estimating how long something will take me. "Yeah, that'll take me 4 hours" (takes 16). "Oh, I can get there in 6 chapters" (takes 12). "I can get...

MT 271 - Layover

“Want to do the honors?” I asked Xim. The cleric flashed me a smile, then uncrossed her legs and leaned forward.

“Hmm, where should I start?” she said, tapping a finger against her ch...

MT 270 - Hammerhead Airlines

Our meeting was briefly interrupted by a soft knock, and a messenger appeared to let us know our falcon was ready. Tavio quickly outlined some of the suggested skill levels for the combat areas the...

Art Commissions Part 2 Poll

Vote for the commission you'd like to see!

Option 1 submitted by McIntosh Ewell

Option 2 submitted by Retroburn

Option 3 submitted by Forrest McLaren

Voting will close Wedne...

MT 269 - The Not-So-Forbidden Forest (A Dungeon for Trees? A Forest of Dungeons? Dungeons and… Trees? Tree Dungeon: Arlo’s Nemesis Returned?!)

“Right,” I said. “Is this Dungeon the entire Less-Than-Habitable Forest?”

Tavio paused with his mouth open, then grinned and nodded. “It is, yes. The Forest has always been an area ...

MT 268 - Icebreakers

While my confidence in the cosmological integrity of our local reality was eroding by the day, my confidence that I’d done everything I could to be as strong as possible when heading into this te...

MT 267 - Perfect Ego

During the time between meeting the Dragons and hanging out with the Littans, I had enough time to ask the Dread Star several questions. Eleven, specifically, and I’d been willing to throw my bra...

MT 266 - Fortitude 70

Sometimes, evolutions presented one obvious choice. Other times, they were three different flavors of the same thing. Even when all three options were unique, the power boost wasn’t significant e...

MT 265 - System Mafia

While we finished all the other crap we needed to take care of, the party never stopped prepping for our expedition with the Littans. With a little less than three months left, we still needed to s...

MT 264 - Another Montage

I would have said forming a diplomatic treaty in what was essentially a VIP room at an extraordinarily exclusive dance club was an odd sort of affair, but it didn’t even make the top three for we...

MT 263 - Club Dragon

“We do not know why the System stopped us from leaving,” said Hep. “But we have some theories. Maybe it believes we are too useful to lose, an irreplaceable tool against the avatars. Perhaps ...

MT 262 - The Last Generation

“Our sleep was shorter this time,” Hep continued. “I can’t give you an exact figure, but when Violet was awoken by a rich spiritual presence emanating from the planet, I felt that our nap h...

Art Commission Ideas #2

Hey folks!

Please comment any ideas you'd like to see for the second Patreon art commission under this post! This week we have a theme, which is DOUBLES...

Updates April 8 2025

Emergency Shit

We have dropped out of red alert status! We're going to have to keep a close eye on some stuff for the new few months, but things are as good as they can be for the moment. T...

Update Apr 5 2025

I wrote a whole post with a bunch of dark humor, then deleted it all. Short version: After an entire shit-ass week some MORE bullshit happened and I was with a family member in the ER all fucking n...

MT 261 - A Tale as Old as Hep

A plume of smoke escaped Hep’s nostrils, curling up into a cloud near the ceiling high above us. “Thank you for your moderation, Gold,” he said. “We will revisit each question in detail.”...

Art Commissions Week 1

Vote on what you'd like to see get made! Poll will be open until Sunday April 6, 11 pm EDT

There's a character limit on poll options so I've had to simplify some.

Quick Update April 1 2025 (not a fool's day thing)

Hey folks,

My landlord has decided to sell the house I'm living in so the wife and I had to waste a bunch of time figuring out housing last week. They let the lease lapse and we were on month...

MT 260 - DRAGONS!!2

After I asked for Xim’s whereabouts, the middle throne began to shudder. Its ornate surface bulged and morphed to a crystalline substance, the center shaping itself into a humanoid form. Soon, a ...

Art Commissions Week 1 - Submit Ideas Here!

Hey folks!

As part of the launch rewards for book 1, I'm getting 3 art commissions done based on YOUR ideas.

Royal Road's ideas:

Royal Road has gone through two rounds (poll is...

MT 259 - Her Golden Majesty

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SYSTEM ADDENDUM ADDED BY: USER NAME [Ruler 5]

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“That bad, huh?” said Xim to a now empty tunnel. She came to a ...

MT 258 - DRAGONS!!1

Ishi laid down fire on me like a battleship, lobbing massive AoE attacks from her bows, wand, and staff. I dodged the first volley with Shortcut, taking me the rest of the way towards the tunnel’...

MT 257 - Dargons and… Part 13

The princess let out a very un-princess-like swear as the world turned ninety degrees from her point of view, accompanied by an arrow in the back. The spell on the arrow activated, creating a spati...