Hey everyone!
Surgery went well. I will be in hospital for most likely a couple of days while they run tests and do follow up, but for now, things have gone good!
I'm feeling okay, drowsy and woozy but otherwise not too bad! Morphine is strong stuff!
Hope you're all doing okay.
I'm in and out of sleep but the road to recovery begins now. Thank you all.
All my love
Jarl x
2023-07-28 22:23:12 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone.
A bit of a glib one today but I'll try to keep it my usual self ha!
Tomorrow I'm having my second round of surgery on my throat. It should be okay but as with any surgery there are risks. It's gonna require additional medication and some turbulent recovery time.
I wanted to say thank you for being with me on this journey. I've come a long way from where I started and it wouldn't be what it was without you here listening to me "moan into a mic" heh.
If the worst should happen, I'm very glad I got to do this and I wouldn't change a thing.
Thank you.
But like I said, I should be absolutely fine, just in need of rest afterwards before I begin the next stage of treatment.
I'm going to take a bit of time off to allow my throat and voice to heal and to rest as best I can. But when I come back I mean to come back stronger than ever. I will keep you updated on my recovery and my return as often as I can and as always I'll keep communication as open as possible.
I wanted to say that your support has been incredible this whole time and I appreciate every single one of you.
Your kindness throughout a very difficult year and a half has been exceptional and I am very grateful to have you here. On that note, some of you have reached out and asked me to provide further ways you can support me financially in my recovery and I appreciate that immensely.
No support is mandatory or expected but it is of course greatly appreciated.
I have added some cash gift funds to my throne wishlist which you can find here;
That or you are able to increase your pledge if you wish to a higher tier (which will grant you additional benefits.)
That's all I will say on that. Thank you all for being so kind.
I want to sign off with some positivity.
Take care of yourself and your loved ones. Life is precious and you never know what tomorrow will bring. Take your health seriously. Love generously and take the time to fill up your life with as many happy memories as you can. Today is another chance to start something amazing. Give hugs, kisses and cuddles like they were going to be your last. And finally, spend every day appreciating the good things in your life. Thank you for being a good thing in mine.
I'll give you an update as soon as I can.
All my love
Jarl x
Hey There!
Thank you for your continued patience!
I have surgery tomorrow and so I will be out of commission for a little while afterwards while I recover. So this might be my last audio for a couple of weeks while I get better. Thank you for all your support and I'll be back as soon as I can.
I'll have a proper post up about this before I go in for surgery. Later today or early tomorrow.
Hope you're having a good week!
All my love!
Jarl ♥
Disclaimer; This is a fictional piece of NSFW audio made by an adult for adults so strictly 18+. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Written and performed by Jarl Audio. Any and all characters are over the age of 18. Scenes of a sexual nature are part of a scripted performance and NOT real sexual acts. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.
Hey everyone!
There will be a ramblefake going up later today!
Keep your eyes peeled 😘
I'll also be doing a health update in a bit
2023-07-27 08:08:05 +0000 UTC View PostHey There Handsome! Thank you for your patience!
So a bit of a different one today. I was browsing different M4M scripts of creators who would allow me to do early-access audio posts and I found this incredible piece by u/Rosenlanze on Reddit. I started reading and was instantly hooked. It's so beautifully written and borders between obsessive/controlling and incredibly sweet. It's not a full on sex audio so I hope you'll forgive me but honestly I just loved the script so much I had to record it. Go check out Rosenlanzes other writing and give them some love on the script as it's bloody excellent!
I appreciate that while I'm doing script fills, my content for M4F/M4M can't be the way I would usually do it with multiple different script variations, so I hope you'll understand that audio lengths and content and stuff will vary a bit in the meantime. I'll try to balance it as best I can but I also need to make sure that the writers are happy with me posting to patreon and stuff so it makes it a bit more complicated finding equivalent scripts. If you happen to have any in mind that you like I'd be more than happy to take a look at them and contact the writers to see if they'll allow me to use them.
So this is an early access audio. It will be available on Reddit in 30 days time. So enjoy it here first! I just wanted to say a massive thank you for bearing with me during this difficult time. Usually I would want to write and record my own written audios but right now that's just not possible. Hopefully will be able to resume 'usual programming' once I've recovered and life has settled down a bit. I appreciate you being here. It means a lot.
Jarl ♥
Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.
2023-07-23 15:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostHey There Gorgeous! Thank you for your patience!
So with everything that's going on, bit of a different one today! I spoke to the awesome u/bean-cat on reddit (@bean_catt on twitter) and they were kind enough to allow me to use their script for an early access audio! Please go give them some love on it! It's a gorgeous script and I love playing a bit of a villain even if he has a softer side to him!
I also want to say a HUGE thank you to PureRosemary (go check them out, amazing editor and all round lovely person.) They did an excellent job editing this audio for me as I have been so busy with work and hospital appointments/therapy.
I can't wait for things to get back to normal but they might be a bit sporadic and random like this for a while, but as always I'll do my utmost to keep the audio coming your way.
I appreciate that while I'm doing script fills, my content for M4F/M4M can't be the way I would usually do it with multiple different script variations, so I hope you'll understand that audio lengths and content and stuff will vary a bit in the meantime. I'll try to balance it as best I can but I also need to make sure that the writers are happy with me posting to patreon and stuff so it makes it a bit more complicated finding equivalent scripts. If you happen to have any in mind that you like I'd be more than happy to take a look at them and contact the writers to see if they'll allow me to use them.
So this is an early access audio. It will be available on Reddit in 30 days time. So enjoy it here first! I just wanted to say a massive thank you for bearing with me during this difficult time. Usually I would want to write and record my own written audios but right now that's just not possible. Hopefully will be able to resume 'usual programming' once I've recovered and life has settled down a bit. I appreciate you being here. It means a lot.
Jarl ♥
Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.
2023-07-23 15:00:54 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone I hope you're doing okay xx
All my love
Jarl
2023-07-20 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostHey! Hope you enjoy and please go give them both an upvote and a comment! It Really helps ❤️
M4M:
2023-07-12 22:07:46 +0000 UTC View PostHey There Handsome!
So my thinking is that Tuesdays will make for good improvs/rambles and Thursdays will make for good full edited audio releases as there's a slightly longer gap to get them finished that way!
I hope you enjoy this one. This is very personal to me. I find it hard to switch sometimes even thought that's at the core of me and scenarios like this really help me.
Do with that insight as you will 😅
Hope you're having a good week!
All my love!
Jarl ♥
Disclaimer; This is a fictional piece of NSFW audio made by an adult for adults so strictly 18+. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Written and performed by Jarl Audio. Any and all characters are over the age of 18. Scenes of a sexual nature are part of a scripted performance and NOT real sexual acts. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.
Hey There Gorgeous!
So my thinking is that Tuesdays will make for good improvs/rambles and Thursdays will make for good full edited audio releases as there's a slightly longer gap to get them finished that way!
I hope you enjoy this one. This is very personal to me. I find it hard to switch sometimes even thought that's at the core of me and scenarios like this really help me.
Do with that insight as you will 😅
Hope you're having a good week!
All my love!
Jarl ♥
Disclaimer; This is a fictional piece of NSFW audio made by an adult for adults so strictly 18+. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Written and performed by Jarl Audio. Any and all characters are over the age of 18. Scenes of a sexual nature are part of a scripted performance and NOT real sexual acts. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.
There will be both M4M and M4F audios tonight! 😘
2023-07-11 22:01:08 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone.
In the spirit of transparency - here's an update I had hoped I wouldn't have to give, but I think it's important that I do.
CW: Health, sickness, C-word
I thought it would be better for you to hear this from my mouth so I'll keep this written bit short. I have an update regarding my health. The TLDR(or L I guess) is that I'm going to try to continue as things are. But that might get hard, so if my posting schedule gets a bit erratic for a while. That's why.
Be kind to those around you, look after yourselves and live with love as often as you can.
All My Love
Jarl x
2023-07-06 18:19:35 +0000 UTC View PostHello There Gorgeous! It’s time, once again, for another story!
Welcome back!
I'm reading Dracula by Bram Stoker!
This upload is a little bittersweet - as for the time being, this will be the last regular Thursday post of Dracula. I had this one recorded already. Those of you who have been following along with the surveys/updates and stuff will know that the majority of listeners who are interested in Dracula are waiting for it to be released in full before listening.
It became clear that Thursday uploads would be better utilized as a second NSFW upload instead of a Dracula release. I'm still looking at what the future of my Patreon post schedule will look like, but in the meantime I have a major health update to make which I will be making later today.
Dracula is by no means finished. I will be finishing the story and completing the recording of this book at some point. I may release it as one big post, we will see. But for the time being, with listening numbers so low, its better that I give more content that everyone will enjoy.
So this is only ciao for now to Dracula. We'll see him again in the future.
All my love
Jarl ♥
Disclaimer; This is a recording, made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. The Authors work is in the public domain. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.
2023-07-06 17:36:57 +0000 UTC View PostON TOP of the brand new Jarlin audio I just posted there are also two new Reddit audios out for those who aren't subscribed to my newsletter/on discord!
If you can please go drop them an upvote each! It really helps to get them seen if they get upvotes in the first hour or so that they're up!
There's an M4M here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/GoneWildAudioGay/comments/14qqy8b/m4mpride_23script_offer_meet_me_after_class_mdom/
And an M4F here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio/comments/14qqptv/script_fill_m4f_you_will_miss_this_nsfw_british/
Thank you all! I've been frantically working the last two days to get all these done, plus the newsletter so I hope you enjoy! I'm gonna go rest now hahahaha
-falls asleep at desk-
2023-07-04 21:43:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey There!
SURPRISE! It's the second episode of the Jarlin series!
Where did that come from!? My face and brain that's were!
Here's episode 1 incase you don't remember what happened last time:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/jarlins-quest-1-81183541
Jarlin is a weathered, battered warrior who has fought in countless battles but is looking for a better future. A man who holds passion in his heart and a wistful desire to see something better for the future.
Jarlin finds himself, having left the army, as an adventurer for hire, tasked with retrieving an orb from a cave with YOU the listener. (How very Dungeons and Dragons!)
Also there's some absolutely SICK art of Jarlin done by the AMAZING 'thegamingcelt' on Twitter! AND OMG ISN'T HE HUNKY!
I really hope you enjoy this one! It's been so fun to make!
There's some laughs, some action, some sexy sexy sex! I really love the way this one came out! Let me know what you think in the comments!
This series is a lot more acting than I usually do and I'm gonna look to improve every episode. I'd LOVE your feedback on this one and I really hope you enjoy it!
Jarl ♥
Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.
2023-07-04 20:53:17 +0000 UTC View PostHey there!
Thank you to everyone who filled out the survey! I've now closed it and am starting to make some decisions for the future of my content based on your answers. The audio above is my attempt to work my way through the results and explain what my conclusions are and what the future of my content is likely to look like.
I have not made any definite decisions yet but you'll get an idea for the direction I'm going.
Any thoughts on the audio, responses to what I've suggested or suggestions/questions are welcome in the comments of this post or anonymously via the response box linked below. I urge you (if you're unsure of anything or have thoughts) let me know!
https://forms.gle/zrjx7Yiqy68L8Vvq9
I think this should be a really positive step forward!
Thank you all
All my Love
Jarl xx
Hey Everyone!
Me again!
I hope you're not sick of me yet. So just a quick update to talk about the survey and some other stuff!
The link is here incase you need quick access:
https://forms.gle/EXKfxsa2t6upTUbZ9
I promise I'll move on from the survey reminders soon xx
Hope you're having a great week.
All my love
Jarl xx ♥
2023-06-29 12:28:05 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone!
Well, it was bound to happen one of these days. Some of you said it, so I made it happen 🤣
I definitely should have read the whole thing before I started recording hahaha. Or picked a cereal that wasn't designed for good gut health. But I hope you enjoy regardless.
2023-06-29 11:21:20 +0000 UTC View PostHey There Handsome!
Thank you for your patience! I apologize that todays audio isn't the demon audio I advertised! Unfortunately due to the very heavy kink nature of it, I have realized that Patreons ToS won't allow for it. I'm looking into ways I can navigate that to still get it released somehow. I've been super busy with work this week amongst everything else so time has been short. I figured this moany, whiney, whimpery audio that I just recorded would make for a good stand in!
I've got a bunch of scripts written including the Demon, Hypnosis and the next Jarlin audio, all which should be coming out over the next few weeks (ToS permitting :P)
Hope you're having a good week!
All my love!
Jarl ♥
Disclaimer; This is a fictional piece of NSFW audio made by an adult for adults so strictly 18+. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Written and performed by Jarl Audio. Any and all characters are over the age of 18. Scenes of a sexual nature are part of a scripted performance and NOT real sexual acts. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.
Hey There Gorgeous!
Thank you for your patience! I apologize that todays audio isn't the demon audio I advertised! Unfortunately due to the very heavy kink nature of it, I have realized that Patreons ToS won't allow for it. I'm looking into ways I can navigate that to still get it released somehow. I've been super busy with work this week amongst everything else so time has been short. I figured this moany, whiney, whimpery audio that I just recorded would make for a good stand in!
I've got a bunch of scripts written including the Demon, Hypnosis and the next Jarlin audio, all which should be coming out over the next few weeks (ToS permitting :P)
Hope you're having a good week!
All my love!
Jarl ♥
Disclaimer; This is a fictional piece of NSFW audio made by an adult for adults so strictly 18+. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Written and performed by Jarl Audio. Any and all characters are over the age of 18. Scenes of a sexual nature are part of a scripted performance and NOT real sexual acts. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.
2023-06-27 23:42:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone! 👋🏻
So today's audio may be a bit delayed! My intention was to record and release the sequel to the demon audio, however due to Patreons ToS I can't actually upload that here as it is written. I'm looking into solutions for that so that i can provide audio with heavier kinks for those so inclined. Just not sure what that looks like yet.
With me being back at work last week, over the weekend and not finishing with this project until wednesday night Ive not had loads of time to get something as a replacement for today.
My plan is to work on something tonight when I get home from work, it might be a ramblefake or something. So hopefully audio will be released tonight instead of this afternoon (BST).
If not it will be released on Thursday latest. I hate not hitting release schedule just this last week got on top of me.
Anyways, thanks for your understanding. Please accept this picture of me looking like either a tourist or a cult leader (can't make up my mind which).
Loads more pics like this at draugr tier incase you're interested. 😘
Hope you've had a good start to your week! Don't forget to do the survey so you can have your say on what comes next:
https://forms.gle/FAG8GX7fEobNyT718
All my love
Jarl ❤️
UpdatHi everyone I've received emails from patreon showing comments that some of you are having problems with the survey link, but those comments aren't showing up in my notifications or on my browser!
I think there may be some issue with the patreon app.
Can you try accessing the link/post through an Internet browser and let me know if it works?
Sorry for the difficulty I'm not sure what's going on with the App - because the link works fine on browsers from what I can tell x
2023-06-26 12:26:16 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone!
Hope your Monday is treating you well 😘
I'm going to address the results of the survey this coming weekend so the deadline is Friday morning BST: if you want to have your say don't forget!
Thank you so much to everyone who has filled it out already ❤️
Here's the link:
https://forms.gle/CfZKbrjhdGGBA46t5
So far I've had 11 responses from 68 of you so it would really help me make good decisions for the majority of you!It only takes about 5-10 minutes!
I hope you had an amazing weekend!
All my love
Jarl
Xx
Hey everyone! Just a quick one!
EDIT: IVE UPDATED THE LINK AND THIS ONE SHOULD
You may have seen that I popped a survey up yesterday this one: https://forms.gle/FAG8GX7fEobNyT718
(And totally himbo'd it by posting the wrong link initially.)
First of all, thank you to everyone who has filled it out already! Your comments have been super lovely and really useful! It's super helpful to get your feedback and it will definitely help me determine content going forwards. If you haven't already please check it out, it shouldn't take too long but it's a great way to make yourself heard about what you want going forwards!
So there have been some really interesting comments and some great questions that have arisen from the survey results so far. A lot of stuff that I'd like to respond to and keep you filled in on. So what I've decided to to, is to compile these and then release an audio update where I address each question or statement (anonymously of course) and give you my thoughts on each one so that you get answers to your questions!
I'll probably give it about a week, to ensure everyone gets time to fill it in and I'll post a couple of reminders throughout the week.
I think that's everything for now.
I hope you all have an amazing weekend.
All my love
Jarl
X
2023-06-24 11:55:58 +0000 UTC View Post
EDIT, I UPDATED THE LINK. I WAS USING AN OLD ONE THAT WAS INCOMPLETE. PLEASE USE THE NEW LINK. IM A HIMBO SORRY 🤣🤣🤣
Hey everyone!
I hope you're having a brilliant Friday!
As a creator it's my goal to make what fulfills me creatively but also to give you the best possible experience of my work. To that end its important for me to get feedback from you on a range of things.
Your input will help me to better hone in on what you all really want!
The survey should only take 5-10 minutes MAX and would really really help me figure out what the best route forward is AND determine the future of my audios - so its really important!
Thank you all for your time,
Enjoy your weekend. I really hope it's a good one. Do something nice for yourself! ❤️
All my love
Jarl
2023-06-23 23:19:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey! TWO NEW PAIRS OF SHORTS!
In fact they're two pairs of old shorts. I've had the blue ones over ten years! Bit of a photo dump because I'm starting to enjoy being in my own skin again!
I've been working out every day (more or less) since June 1st and have improved the nutrition of my diet - and I feel like I'm seeing results in my strength and in my appearance. (Maybe its psychosomatic but who knows?)
Either way, feeling much better so here's a BUNCH of photos I've taken the last few days.
Thank you all for sticking with me after my surgery. It was really tough for a while. My confidence was evaporating. Gonna do my best to not let ongoing health issues get in the way of me trying to feel more comfortable in my own skin.
Hello There Gorgeous! It’s time, once again, for another story!
Welcome back!
I'm reading Dracula by Bram Stoker!
So this episode is the first one recorded with my new mic! I'm still figuring out how to eliminate the sound floor (natural background hiss.) It seems especially high with this mic even with a cloudlifter and a pre-amp with strong gain. I'll get there eventually! Hopefully its not too noticeable!
I was actually hoping to get your feedback on this episode! I don't necessarily get very clear analytics about who is listening/enjoying this series so without comments/likes its very hard to tell. I have some concerns about the Dracula series, but I won't voice those just yet as I don't want to colour your opinions.
I would love to hear what you think! If you have any thoughts on the series as a whole or this episode in particular I would love to hear what you think in the comments below!
It's important to me to gauge your interest and make sure I'm delivering the content you enjoy every week! So please, let your voices (text :P) be heard! (read :P)
Either way I hope you enjoy! I'll have a couple more posts for you over the next couple of days so keep an eye out for those!
All my love
Jarl ♥
Disclaimer; This is a recording, made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. The Authors work is in the public domain. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.
2023-06-22 14:23:59 +0000 UTC View PostHey there gorgeous!
SURPRISE! (Kinda)
Tuesday audio! I wanted to explore a more realistic scenario for this one and give you something a bit more 'Jarl' rather than a character. So imagine this; we meet on a night out or some such, get on great, end up sleeping together. What happens the next morning?
Well... this is what would happen if you woke up next to me!
I hope you enjoy!
All my love!
Jarl ♥
Disclaimer; This is a fictional piece of NSFW audio made by an adult for adults so strictly 18+. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Written and performed by Jarl Audio. Any and all characters are over the age of 18. Scenes of a sexual nature are part of a scripted performance and NOT real sexual acts. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.
Just incase they get cut off again...
Tags: [Improvisation][Mdom][Soft→Hard→Soft Dom][Waking up together][Post One Night Stand] [Communication] [Pillow Talk] [Round two] [Kissing] [Spanking] [Cock Worship] [Moans] [Needy Whines] [Speaker Begs] [Listener Gives Blowjob] [Praise] [Throat Fucking] [Messy head] [Deep voice] [Soft To Rough] [Make you beg] [Daddy] [Size kink] [Making The Listener Feel Small] ["Ask Me So Nice"] [Possessive Spanks][Claiming] [Fuck Drunk] [Fingering] [Penetration] [Intense Fuck] [“You’re Mine”] [Possessive Growls] [Creampie] [Cum together] [Cock warming] [Aftercare] ["I’ve got you"]
2023-06-20 20:51:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone! 👋🏻
I hope you're well! I made a new YT audio!
The last time I tried to get into YouTube it didn't go so well! (I didn't know what i was doing with tags and stuff haha)
I hope you enjoy it! Please please drop a like and a comment over on the video on YouTube, it really helps!
Also, expect an additional NSFW audio this week alongside your regular Dracula episode!
I hope you've had a good weekend!
All my love
Jarl ❤️
2023-06-18 22:12:30 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone, today's audio had so many tags that some of them cut off! I didn't realize patreon would do this and I'm out at a hospital appointment right now so don't have access to my copy of the tags.
I'll add them to the body of the post as soon as I can ❤️
Thanks to those who let me know , much appreciated! 🫂
All my love