TheJarlintheUK

Jarls Armoire #90 Odd Balls and Beware Bulge!

Hey, 

Thanks for bearing with me. I'm still recovering from surgery. Really tired every day but trying hard to get back into the swing of things. 

I've been off my feet so long that my body feels achey and painful at all times so getting outfit pictures has just felt impossible. My physical confidence is at an all time low because I've not been allowed to exercise. 

But I did promise something spicy and I intend to deliver! So here's a tummy/thigh reveal and a bit of bulge! There will be more to come while I recover just please keep in mind that my body isn't fully recovered and I've been off my feet for a few weeks now so not feeling my healthiest or best.  

When I'm allowed to I will be getting back into the gym and rediscovering my confidence and getting my body to a place I'm happy with. 

I really appreciate your continued support 

Jarl x

Quick April/May update!

Just letting you know how I'm feeling post-surgery, whats coming next and potential future post schedule changes (More audios).

Enthrallment #38 [M4A] Obsession [Ramble][Ramblefake👀][Obsessed][Imagining You][Massage Toy][Lots of Lube][Fantasizing][Wet Noises][Light Degradation][Narrative][Breathy][Domination Mentions][Posessive Mentions][Needy Whines][Losing my mind][Performance][No Aftercare]

Hey There Gorgeous!

Usually when I do a ramblefake it is framed as a character with a very soft attitude. This time around the unnamed character is very aggressive, obsessive and wants to make YOU theirs.

As always its wet and sloppy and you can hear the schlick.

Thank you for your continued support. I'm still recovering from surgery so I recorded this for you last week. I really hope you enjoy me obsessing over you! 😘 as always, more to come!

All my love!

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a fictional piece of NSFW audio made by an adult for adults so strictly 18+. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Written and performed by Jarl Audio. Any and all characters are over the age of 18.  Scenes of a sexual nature are part of a scripted performance and NOT real sexual acts. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

Hearthside Mythos: Stories of Slumber #3: Hypnosis

Hello There Sleepyhead. Settle, in get comfy, and prepare for a bedtime story.

It's episode 3 of my new series! These audios will all have a focus on being sleep aids. so no gripping narratives! No pressure to stay awake until the end. Let my voice carry you away to dreamland!

This one is all about mantras, repetition and hypnosis. Let my voice carry you away into sleep by setting you into a state of relaxation!

As this is a new series and I'm pretty new to sleep aid content; I'm really open to constructive feedback! Did this work for you? How could I do it differently next time?

Let me know in the comments!

Also, if you think anyone else could benefit from my comfort audio, or any of my other audio series, please give it a recommendation or a share! Personal recommendations really help get the word out!

Thanks everyone. I hope you find relaxation in this audio!

All my love,

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a recording, made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. The Authors work is either written by me, in the public domain or I have explicit permission from the writer. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

Tales From The Meadhall: 'Dracula' By Bram Stoker. Chapter 4: Jonathan Harker's Journal Continued

Hello There Gorgeous! It’s time, once again, for another story!

Welcome back!

I'm reading Dracula by Bram Stoker!

I really hope you're enjoying the series! I'm having a lot of fun recording it. This chapter gets quite emotional and dark! So be warned!

OTHER NEWS: 

I have my surgery coming up and while everything should be fine, I might be recovering for a little while. I have audios made ready to post. That includes the next sleep aid and the next enthrallment audio. Because of this I won't be taking pictures for a little while HOWEVER I will be back with them and when I do I'll make sure to get some extra spicy ones x


All my love

Jarl ♥
Disclaimer; This is a recording, made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. The Authors work is in the public domain. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

Health update, pictures

Hey everyone! Just a quick one.

Posts will probably just be audio content for a little while as I have surgery and my recovery will take a little while, but I promise to come back with some EXTRA SPICY pictures when I've recovered to make up for it 😘🥰

All my love

Jarl

Jarls Armoire #89 E.T

Going out looking like ET to buy fruit and you all know why 😉

😝🍑🔊

Jarlins Quest Part 1: [M4A] Something Better [Narrative][Mdom][Post-Battle][Acting][Fantasy][War][Mentions of Battle][Tending Wounds][Emotional Monologue][Kiss][Tenderness][Passion][Sex][Mostly Noises][Moans][Mutual Orgasm][Part Ways]

Hey There!

Welcome to my new series! I'm really excited about this. 

Jarlin is a weathered, battered warrior who has fought in countless battles but is looking for a better future. A man who holds passion in his heart and a wistful desire to see something better for the future.

I'm going to take the character of Jarlin and take him on a little journey! And this is episode one. Not the beginning of his story, but the beginning of this adventure and the change he intends to make with his life.

This will see him run into all sorts of sexy situations. Hopefully with some comedy and drama thrown in for good measure!

Its a lot more acting than I usually do and I'm gonna look to improve every episode. I'd LOVE your feedback on this one and I really hope you enjoy it!

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

Enthrallment #37 [M4A] Fucking The Nightmares Away [BFE][Possessive][Comforting][Late Night][Sleepy][Soft Spoken][Whispers][Listener Initiates][Spanking][Moans][Sex][L-Bombs][Whines][Cumming inside][Mutual Orgasm][Protectiveness][Praise][Aftercare]

Hey There Gorgeous!

This one is set late at night, the listener awakes from a nightmare and their boyfriend comforts them. After the listener presses up against him he can't help but follow along.

I really wanted to create a hot, close and intimate audio with this one that is hopefully also relaxing and uplifting!

I really hope you enjoy!

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

Jarls Armoire #88: Comfy but ready for action

I'm always ready for anything 😘

Quick update!

Idk why I don't always do these as audio posts? 

I talk about the new series! The next sleep aid and a quick update on health! 

Something I didn't mention: No Q&A this month as I wasn't asked any questions! I've been thinking about opening q&a questions to the Draugr tier. Is there stuff you wanna know? 😁

Anyways have a great week

All my love 

Jarl

Tales From The Meadhall: 'Dracula' By Bram Stoker. Chapter 3: Jonathan Harker's Journal Continued

Hello There Gorgeous! It’s time, once again, for another story!

Welcome back! I hope you're enjoying the series so far!

I'm reading Dracula by Bram Stoker!

Thank you for your patience everyone I really appreciate it! I had meant to schedule this post to go out as I was away from my apartment yesterday and so didn't have access to my laptop. But I completely forgot to schedule! But here it is!

Chapter 3!

OTHER NEWS:

I have also recorded and edited the first episode of my other new series which will be coming soon and I'll announce that probably this weekend or early next week. I'm so excited to share it with you. Its a labor of love for sur and will involve a lot more acting from me as I really embody a character!

All my love

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a recording, made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. The Authors work is in the public domain. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

Dracula update

Hey everyone! Sorry the next chapter of Dracula hasn't gone up yet! It will be posted tomorrow! I've been away from my laptop and forgot to schedule the post! My bad! 

All my love

Jarl xx

Thank you!

Hey everyone thank you for your kind comments on the last pic I put out. Made me feel really good. 💪🏻

I really appreciate you taking the time to comment on my audios and pictures and I read every one and it makes my heart swell. 

Also I noticed on that pic when I went back to read the comments that I'd missed the blood on my arm I'm so sorry for any blood phobias out there! I had a blood test earlier that day for my ongoing health issues and I hadn't realized I was still bleeding. 

So sorry I missed that! I'm gonna tag it with a TW just to be safe.

All my love

Jarl xx

Jarls Armoire #87 Band Shirt (TW: small amount of blood)

Here's another history! 

This t shirt has seen better days but its from when I went to a concert with my Dad and it means the world to me. It was a time when we really connected as we didn't have a particularly close relationship when I was growing up. 

Also is it just me or do my arms and shoulders look extra thick today?

All my love 

Jarl

Jarls Armoire #86 History

Today I'm going to tell you about my Denim shirt. 

I've owned it for about ten years. It's battered. Stained. (I got it from a charity store) but its been with me for such a long time and I wear it so often that I'll probably never get rid of it. It's been with me through good times and bad. It's been away with me on holidays. And if there's ever a zombie apocalypse ill be layering up with that. 

I love my denim shirt 🥺

Enthrallment #36 (A) Quickie With Your New DILF Neighbour [M4M][Strangers To Lovers][DILF Next Door][Post-Workout][Sweaty][Ambience][Catches you looking][Blowjob][Sex][Moans][Praise][Mutual Orgasm]

Hey There Gorgeous!

Bit of a late post today! I was planning to upload something else that I'd recorded last week but it was kinda similar to the ones I put up at the weekend. So I came up with a new idea, wrote, performed and edited this all today! 

M4M and M4F Versions available! This is the M4M Version.

I might run with this 'DILF Next Door' idea for future audios too. Continue the story with some really spicy BDSM stuff. Who knows. Let me know in the comments if you like it and wanna hear more stuff like this!

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

Enthrallment #36 (B) Quickie With Your New DILF Neighbour [M4F][Strangers To Lovers][DILF Next Door][Post-Workout][Sweaty][Ambience][Catches you looking][Cunnilingus][Sex][Moans][Praise][Mutual Orgasm]

Hey There Gorgeous! 

Bit of a late post today! I was planning to upload something else that I'd recorded last week but it was kinda similar to the ones I put up at the weekend. So I came up with a new idea, wrote, performed and edited this all today!   

M4M and M4F Versions available! This is the M4F Version.

I might run with this 'DILF Next Door' idea for future audios too. Continue the story with some really spicy BDSM stuff. Who knows. Let me know in the comments if you like it and wanna hear more stuff like this!

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

Jarls Armoire #85 Cosy Pub times

I forgot a second picture last week so here's a couple of pictures when I met up with a friend for a couple of beers. I hope you like hand pics! 😘

I'm gonna try to get some gym outfit pics for you soon xx

New M4F and M4M posts

Hey! I just put new M4F and M4M audios on reddit. I'd really appreciate the upvotes if you can as it really helps with visibility ❤️

I hope you enjoy! 

M4F: 

https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio/comments/11uy45n/m4f_sucking_off_your_boyfriend_to_relax_him_after/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

M4M:

https://www.reddit.com/r/GoneWildAudioGay/comments/11v00rc/m4m_switchy_boyfriend_sucks_you_off_after_a_bad/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Day 2.

Someone save me 😭😱

When you intend to record your new series but the downstairs neighbor is using powertools... AGAIN

Honestly, it's been an ongoing problem for so long. It's amazing I get ANY audios out at all.

Tales From The Meadhall: 'Dracula' By Bram Stoker. Chapter 2: Jonathan Harker's Journal Continued

Hello There Gorgeous! It’s time, once again, for another story!

Welcome back! I hope you're enjoying the series so far!

I'm reading Dracula by Bram Stoker!

I recorded this last week but yesterday I discovered a GAME CHANGER when it comes to editing which should make getting episodes out SO much easier, theoretically!

I'm still not sure whether I will continue to release one episode every two weeks as I am currently or whether I might increase the number of releases, either to back to back chapters every two weeks or one every week. Not sure yet what I'll be able to manage with the other content going out. But I'll figure it out in time!

Regardless,

I really hope you enjoy and that you're having fun with all the new content. I'm hoping to start my new narrative series soon!

All my love

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a recording, made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. The Authors work is in the public domain. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

Jarls Armoire #84 Another From Friday

I took a couple of pics that I actually didn't hate so here's another one! 

Hearthside Mythos: Stories of Slumber #2: The Clock

Hello There Sleepyhead. Settle, in get comfy, and prepare for a bedtime story.

It's episode 2 of my new series! These audios will all have a focus on being sleep aids. so no gripping narratives! No pressure to stay awake until the end. Let my voice carry you away to dreamland!

As this is a new series and I'm pretty new to sleep aid content; I'm really open to constructive feedback! Did this work for you? How could I do it differently next time?

Let me know in the comments!

Also, if you think anyone else could benefit from my comfort audio, or any of my other audio series, please give it a recommendation or a share! Personal recommendations really help get the word out!

Thanks everyone. I hope you find relaxation in this audio!

All my love,

Jarl ♥

Disclaimer; This is a recording, made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. The Authors work is either written by me, in the public domain or I have explicit permission from the writer. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

Upcoming audios!

Hey everyone!

Just keeping you updated on future audios, giving you a little peek into the writers room.

I've been doing a LOT of writing and content producing recently.

Episode two of Hearthside Mythos: Stories of Slumber is coming soon! Its written and just needs recording. Responses to the first one have been so lovely! Each one will be a bit different so expect something similar but with some slight tweaks!

I've also written episode one of a brand new narrative series. I'm not ready to give away the title yet but I have a few more details for you! (I'll make a proper announcement soon!) It will be a 5 part pilot 'season' focusing on one characters journey and their sexy escapades! Very character and narrative driven with sex scenes that tie into the story. I'm currently figuring out the narrative arch for the pilot season and wanna get a couple of episodes made before I announce it proper.

Next week will see episode 2 (at least) of my read of Bram Stoker's Dracula! 

The next four Enthrallment audios are written but I just need to choose which to record first.

So lots of audio on the way! I've got a couple of other bits and pieces I'm working on too and of course more pictures still to come! 

I hope you're all having an amazing week. As always, sharing my patreon link with anyone you think would enjoy it helps immensely! 

I hope you're enjoying the content and I got loads more on the way! 

All my love

Jarl x

Jarls Armoire #83: Prepped For the Cold

This is how I'd dress if I was a character in an anime or something I reckon. 

Love 

Jarl 😘❤️

Jarls Armoire #82 Belt off baby

I've been really struggling to take pictures where I feel sexy lately.

This was my attempt 😫

Enthrallment #35(C) [M4M] Sweat and the City: A Gym Bros Sauna Story [MDOM][Comedy][Sauna][Gym Bro][Bad Jokes][Bad American Accent][Himbo][Objectification][Bragging][Big Cock][Caught You Looking][Smug][Empty-headed][Listener Hypnotized by big dick][Dick Sniffing][Blowjob][Moans][Degradation][Name-Calling][Throat Fucking][Cockslapping][Sex in the Suana][Anal][Sweaty][Grunting][Face in your own mess][Creampie][No Aftercare]

Hey There Gorgeous!

Triple whammy! 

M4A, M4M and M4F versions of this audio available on my page!  

This is the M4M version!  

Okay! So this one came to me out of the blue. I've always wanted to make an homage to a good friend of mine; Rguyle! (u/rguyle on Reddit) He's an amazing M4M VA with a truly exceptional style and a hilarious sense of humor. We have worked together before on one of his Resident Evil parody audios! (https://tinyurl.com/44pwuxcs) Anyways, I wanted to pay homage to his hilarious style, while also giving it my own unique flavor.

So please let me introduce you to Chad Jockstrap. A total asshole, muscle boy gym bro who just wants to admire his own pecks and 'bang gym rats'. You meet Chad in the sauna at your 24 hour gym late at night with nobody else around. He's an asshole, but somehow, for some reason... you can't resist his suggestions...  

Be warned! This is an audio with a LOT of degradation, so please, have your favourite comfort audio lined up for after just incase! But remember it is delivered in a comedic way so its not super serious! (Chad is an idiot.) I also do an American accent for the whole thing. (Which is inconsistent but I think that makes it funnier haha)

Jarl ♥

Names Used:

Hottie / Gym Rat / Gym Rat Slut  / Cumslut / Slut /  Bruh (Not gendered) / Cock-hungry Gym Rat Slut / Whore / Cockdrunk whore / Fucktoy / Broken mess / Cock-loving Slut / Pathetic slut / stuck-up slut / Pathetic whore / Loser / Dirty gym slut / Bitch Boy / Good boy

Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.

Enthrallment #35(B) [M4F] Sweat and the City: A Gym Bros Sauna Story [MDOM][Comedy][Sauna][Gym Bro][Bad Jokes][Bad American Accent][Himbo][Objectification][Bragging][Big Cock][Caught You Looking][Smug][Empty-headed][Listener Hypnotized by big dick][Dick Sniffing][Blowjob][Moans][Degradation][Name-Calling][Throat Fucking][Cockslapping][Sex in the Suana][Sweaty][Grunting][Face in your own mess][Creampie][No Aftercare]

Hey There Gorgeous!

Triple whammy! 

M4A, M4M and M4F versions of this audio available on my page!  

This is the M4F version!  

Okay! So this one came to me out of the blue. I've always wanted to make an homage to a good friend of mine; Rguyle! (u/rguyle on Reddit) He's an amazing M4M VA with a truly exceptional style and a hilarious sense of humor. We have worked together before on one of his Resident Evil parody audios! (https://tinyurl.com/44pwuxcs) Anyways, I wanted to pay homage to his hilarious style, while also giving it my own unique flavor.

So please let me introduce you to Chad Jockstrap. A total asshole, muscle boy gym bro who just wants to admire his own pecks and 'bang gym rats'. You meet Chad in the sauna at your 24 hour gym late at night with nobody else around. He's an asshole, but somehow, for some reason... you can't resist his suggestions...  

Be warned! This is an audio with a LOT of degradation, so please, have your favourite comfort audio lined up for after just incase! But remember it is delivered in a comedic way so its not super serious! (Chad is an idiot.) I also do an American accent for the whole thing. (Which is inconsistent but I think that makes it funnier haha)

Jarl ♥

Names Used:

Gym Rat / Gym Rat Slut / 'Chick' / Cumslut / Slut / Good girl / Bruh (not gendered) / Cock-hungry Gym Rat Slut / Whore / Cockdrunk whore / Fucktoy  / Broken mess / Cock-loving Slut / Pathetic slut / stuck-up slut / Pathetic whore / Loser / Bitch / Dirty gym slut

Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.