Hey There Gorgeous!
Triple whammy!
M4A, M4M and M4F versions of this audio available on my page!
This is the M4A version!
Okay! So this one came to me out of the blue. I've always wanted to make an homage to a good friend of mine; Rguyle! (u/rguyle on Reddit) He's an amazing M4M VA with a truly exceptional style and a hilarious sense of humor. We have worked together before on one of his Resident Evil parody audios! (https://tinyurl.com/44pwuxcs) Anyways, I wanted to pay homage to his hilarious style, while also giving it my own unique flavor.
So please let me introduce you to Chad Jockstrap. A total asshole, muscle boy gym bro who just wants to admire his own pecks and 'bang gym rats'. You meet Chad in the sauna at your 24 hour gym late at night with nobody else around. He's an asshole, but somehow, for some reason... you can't resist his suggestions...
Be warned! This is an audio with a LOT of degradation, so please, have your favourite comfort audio lined up for after just incase! But remember it is delivered in a comedic way so its not super serious! (Chad is an idiot.) I also do an American accent for the whole thing. (Which is inconsistent but I think that makes it funnier haha)
Jarl ♥
Names Used:
Hottie / Gym Rat / Gym Rat Slut / Cumslut / Slut / Bruh (Not gendered) / Cock-hungry Gym Rat Slut / Whore / Cockdrunk whore / Fucktoy / Broken mess / Cock-loving Slut / Pathetic slut / stuck-up slut / Pathetic whore / Loser / Dirty gym slut
Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.
2023-03-07 13:18:17 +0000 UTC
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I only just noticed that in my 'how did you find me' poll I put youtube down twice.
You're all very kind for not pointing it out hahaha
Himbo Jarl out
xx ♥
2023-03-05 16:27:13 +0000 UTC
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Hardly dressed to impress but I hope you like it 😁😏
2023-03-05 09:54:21 +0000 UTC
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Hello There Sleepyhead. Settle, in get comfy, and prepare for a bedtime story.
It's my brand new series! These audios will all have a focus on being sleep aids. Therefore you won't find any gripping narratives! No pressure to stay awake until the end.
As this is a new series and I'm pretty new to sleep aid content; I'm really open to constructive feedback! Did this work for you? How could I do it differently next time?
Let me know in the comments!
Also, if you think anyone else could benefit from my comfort audio, or any of my other audio series, please give it a recommendation or a share! Personal recommendations really help get the word out!
Thanks everyone. I hope you find relaxation in this audio!
All my love,
Jarl ♥
Disclaimer; This is a recording, made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. The Authors work is either written by me, in the public domain or I have explicit permission from the writer. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.
2023-03-04 18:03:53 +0000 UTC
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Hey!
So I'll be posting the first episode of Hearthside Mythos: Stories of Slumber within the next day! (It'll be posted on Saturday 4th March in the evening)
Its a series that's designed to be a sleep aid, so deliberately cosy and sleepy and lovely!
I would love to get your feedback on it to find out how useful it is as a sleep aid!
So when you see it, I'd love for you to test it out at bedtime and let me know what you think! ❤️
Thanks everyone!
I've been doing a LOT of script writing lately so I have a lot of fun audios coming up soon!
All my love
Jarl xx
2023-03-04 00:11:31 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! I'm currently writing a script for a future Enthrallment audio... and I'm writing both an M4F and M4M version.
It's an MSUB audio and I know for a lot of guys, Sir is a pretty safe bet for an honourism.
But what about women? What do you prefer? Let me know below! Whichever gets the most votes becomes the honourism in this script!
2023-03-03 14:04:36 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! Please take just a couple of minutes to read the below. It would REALLY help me out. Thank you ♥
I've been thinking a lot about my content changes, about upcoming projects and about expanding what I do.
I'm working on bringing a lot more content to this platform, and alongside that, looking into how I can grow and develop as a creator.
With that in mind, I'm really curious about how you found me and my content! If you've got two seconds just to click one of the options below, possibly comment if your option isn't listed, that would really help me out!
All my love
Jarl
So... where did you hear about me/find my content?
2023-03-02 16:46:48 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone!
Here are this months answers to questions!
If you have any questions the Q&A form for March will be going up for Shieldmaiden tier and above shortly!
All my love
Jarl x
2023-03-02 12:10:51 +0000 UTC
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Hello There Gorgeous! It’s time, once again, for another story!
Welcome to my new series! You voted for it so I delivered!
I'm reading Dracula by Bram Stoker!
I've been working on my editing skills to get these episodes done quicker and make them sound crispier and more like the true audiobook experience!
Now, this is a MUCH longer book with many more chapters that are individually, also a lot longer. So you may find that some weeks I upload two or three chapters at once. I'm not ENTIRELY sure yet as at the current rate of uploads it would take like... over a year to get it all out. We'll see!
Regardless,
I really hope you enjoy! And keep an eye out for my other new series that will be starting soon!
All my love
Jarl ♥
Disclaimer; This is a recording, made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. The Authors work is in the public domain. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.
2023-03-02 11:49:13 +0000 UTC
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Been working hard on myself and my body to improve my mental and physical health. Really enjoyed being back at the gym!
Oh and I just got my beard shaped and trimmed!
2023-02-27 12:34:16 +0000 UTC
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Hey there 😘
Yesterday was BITTER cold. Slightly regretted the ripped jeans, ngl. But it was good to get out and see friends!
Hope you have an amazing weekend 😘
2023-02-25 09:34:13 +0000 UTC
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Hey There Gorgeous!
Meet Orlo! The third son of a wealthy aristocrat who would rather slink off, Drink to excess and then bed someone rather than fulfill his social obligations!
It just so occurs that you happen upon him in a solitary room during a rather boring ball. I hope you enjoy.
I'm slightly in love with Orlo. 🤣
Jarl ♥
Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.
2023-02-21 14:13:40 +0000 UTC
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I should get some new ones haha.
Take these ones off me? 😘
2023-02-20 21:53:25 +0000 UTC
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I bought some blue pants.
Do you like em?
2023-02-19 08:26:10 +0000 UTC
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Hello There Gorgeous! Welcome to my Audio Valhalla!
It’s time, once again, for another story!
It's 2023! (Or so they tell me!) and I have some news! But first! Since this is my new pinned welcome post...
WELCOME!!
If you're new here, then your Thankyou audio is right above! And if you've been around a while, listen anyway, cos I thank you again too!
Next up, if you have discord, you can find my exclusive announcement server:
https://discord.gg/fFzZ9VY2Nh - Here!
In this server I have assigned some roles that correspond to your Tier which may hide some bonus content so definitely worth checking out. I also post announcements there quite regularly!
When you join please send me a message on Patreon with your Discord Account username (should look like: examplename#1234) so I can accurately allocate your role!
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SO! Onto the news!
I have THREE NEW SERIES in the works! They won't all be coming out at once. In fact it might be a little while until we see a couple of them come to fruition but these will be in addition to the content I already produce each week. That means MORE AUDIO SMUT! WOO! I'll go into detail on these a little later in the post.
Some of you may have noticed that I've renamed some stuff!
Fitcheck Fridays and Menswear Mondays have been combined and renamed "Jarls Armoire" - Honestly, the alliterative names were starting to do my head in! Plus now it makes picture posts much more consistent. (I went back and renamed over 70 image posts and I'll tell you that took an age!)
I will still be posting images twice a week! So you won't lose out on any content!
I have also renamed Storytime with Jarl to something a bit more in keeping with the theme of my aesthetic. So please bid welcome to the new and improved
"Tales From The Meadhall"!
Likewise I have gone back and renamed every Tuesday and Saturday audio smut. Those posts are now called:
"Enthrallment".
There will probably be a bit more formatting and renaming for other posts, or at least making them easier to search as I have also been sorting through the tags of every single post and trying to make them more clear and relevant! This is in the hope that you don't get results you weren't looking for when you're searching for something specific! I'm still working through that to some extent but feel free, if you notice something odd (Like an unusual or irrelevant tag) to drop a comment and let me know!
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Now, I can't in good faith pretend that the start of this year has been good to me. I turned 30 under a cloud of sickness and medical concern. Though you'll be happy to know that for the most part, that is behind me. I still require surgery, but at least I know what the end result is and when it happens, that should be an end to it.
I want to say an enormous Thank-You for the incredible kindness that has been shown to me during an incredibly difficult period of my life. Your support has been astounding and I couldn't be more grateful! But enough of my medical issues and whatnot! Let's talk about why we are all really here! AUDIO SMUT! Woo!
So, as I said before, THREE NEW SERIES!
Two of them I'm keeping close to the chest for now but I can reveal that they will both be Narrative driven Smutty Audio series, one will be MDOM, and the other will be MSUB! Yes! That's right! A full series of MDOM AND a full series of MSUB. As for the rest of the details, I will let you know more when I'm closer to being ready to release them!
However, what about the third series!?
Well, I can reveal that the name of THAT series is;
Hearthside Mythos: Stories of Slumber
This will be a series that focuses on sleep aid audios! They could be SFW OR NSFW. They may be stories that are already written. They could be script fills (if the writer allows me to use them) or they might be stories that I write myself. It could include hypnosis, or it could be just me, talking about something in a soft and whispery voice. The consistency between all the audios will be that they are all designed to help you drift off to sleep!
So for now... I think that's everything! I appreciate this is a long post so thank you if you read it all! If I've forgotten anything I'll be sure to update here.
I'm really excited to see what's possible this year!
Have an amazing day.
All My Love
Jarl ♥
2023-02-17 17:10:36 +0000 UTC
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Hello There Gorgeous! It's time, once again, for another story.
I LOVED recording this one. It's so beautifully written and really rolls off the tongue. Gave me ample opportunity to really work my diction skills! The tension really ramps up as it goes along!
I hope you enjoy it! Next time will be the first chapter (at least) of Dracula, though I may need to release more than one chapter at a time, we will see!
Jarl ♥
Disclaimer; This is a recording, made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. The Authors work is in the public domain. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.
2023-02-16 11:32:52 +0000 UTC
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Hey there gorgeous!
Just wanted to let you know that, despite me not yet having a date for my surgery, I'm feeling a lot better. My mental health is in a much better place and I am excited about creating once more. I have TWO new series planned, a BUNCH more content that I'm going to be working on, a new book read to begin and some new ideas for my regular audio releases.
I have some other things that I'm still mulling over but I'll announce those when I'm a bit more certain of them.
ALSO COMMISSIONS ARE REOPENED BAYBAYYYY
I'm limiting them to 3 slots initially, first come, first serve!
The link is here; https://forms.gle/MSoSw1Ns1PPK6Brv5
If you ever wanted a CUSTOM Jarl audio then now is your chance!
I hope you're all well and looking forward to the interim Storytime with Jarl tomorrow, I'm really proud of it. It's something I've wanted to do for some time.
All my Love
Jarl ♥
2023-02-15 17:54:53 +0000 UTC
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Hello There Gorgeous! It’s time, once again, for another story!
Since Jekyll & Hyde is now finished, and I'll soon be starting the next book, I thought I would make it easier for you to get all 10 chapters by putting them in one place!
So if you haven't yet had a chance to jump in, or you're a few chapters behind, well now its easier than ever to come along for the ride and listen to me complete my first ever full book read!
Thank you for being with me through this and enjoy the content! There will be an interim Tales From The Meadhall coming this Thursday! (16th February 2023)
CHAPTERS:
Chapter 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/storytime-with-1-72590197
Chapter 2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/storytime-with-2-73245709
Chapter 3: https://www.patreon.com/posts/storytime-with-3-73707847
Chapter 4: https://www.patreon.com/posts/storytime-with-4-74389685
Chapter 5: https://www.patreon.com/posts/storytime-with-5-74390401
Chapter 6: https://www.patreon.com/posts/storytime-with-6-74563375
Chapter 7: https://www.patreon.com/posts/storytime-with-7-74563340
Chapter 8: https://www.patreon.com/posts/storytime-with-8-76837238
Chapter 9: https://www.patreon.com/posts/storytime-with-9-77455102
Chapter 10: https://www.patreon.com/posts/storytime-with-78100324
Thank you, all my love
Jarl ♥
Disclaimer; This is a recording, made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. The Authors work is in the public domain. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.
2023-02-14 18:24:53 +0000 UTC
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Ngl.
I frigging love the way these jeans look.
And also I've noticed they draw the eyes when I'm out and about 😉👀
And yes... I know ripped jeans is a Jarl cliche 🤣
❤️
2023-02-14 06:00:24 +0000 UTC
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This is what I might wear to take you out for drinks and a long night of holding hands.
What do you think?
All my love
2023-02-11 00:18:42 +0000 UTC
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Hey There Gorgeous!
Thanks for being patient with me while I'm away. I hope you enjoy today's *performance*.
It's very wet and sloppy this time and you can hear every motion.
I'll be back a bit more regular soon and I have some fun ideas for series I'd like to start assuming work and health allow. Also got some ideas in the pipeline for bigger more heavily scripted and edited audios too!
All my love!
Jarl ♥
Disclaimer; This is a fictional piece of NSFW audio made by an adult for adults so strictly 18+. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Written and performed by Jarl Audio. Any and all characters are over the age of 18. Scenes of a sexual nature are part of a scripted performance and NOT real sexual acts. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.
2023-02-07 15:56:38 +0000 UTC
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I like my new PJs
Do you? 😘
2023-02-04 11:09:48 +0000 UTC
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Hello There Gorgeous! It’s time, once again, for another story!
It's here! The final episode!
And its a long one! So if you enjoy the sound of my voice you've got a lot to look forward to!
It's looking like the next Tales From The Meadhall series is going to be Dracula! It's a lot longer and even wordier so look forward to that! Ha
Between the two series I have a one-off planned that should be a lot of fun and something a bit different! Keep an eye out for that in two weeks time!
I Hope you enjoy this final episode! I will be collating all the previous episodes into one post at some point to make them easier to find/navigate.
All my love
Jarl ♥
Disclaimer; This is a recording, made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. The Authors work is in the public domain. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.
2023-02-02 13:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone.
So incase you weren't aware I'm currently taking a little time off as my medical news wasnt good and I have surgery coming up
I've been dealing with a lot already this year. Planning on coming back strong mid February though.
Audios will still be released and I may just be playing catch up with outfit pics as I go.
Hope you're all well
All my love
Jarl
2023-01-30 02:22:12 +0000 UTC
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Names Used; Babe, Sweetheart, Slut, Baby
Hey There Gorgeous!
Part 3! Thanks for being patient for this one! Bit later than I'd usually upload on a Tuesday, I've just been so busy. I enjoy making this series especially as I'm going through a process of working on my body (and also learning to love it.) I like that these are improvisations. I enjoy getting to play within the context. Anyway I hope you enjoy! Hope you've had a good weekend! All My Love.
Jarl ♥
Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.
2023-01-24 22:53:46 +0000 UTC
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Hey There Gorgeous!
Welcome!
Think you can complete my dicksucking challenge? Can you cum in 2 minutes? For me?
So I'm not gonna lie. I'm an enormous tease and I think this audio epitomizes that.
I love the idea of giving someone a time pressure and watching them desperately trying to both enjoy the pleasures and ensure they cum in time.
So... did you manage it? I hope you enjoyed!
Jarl ♥
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Disclaimer; This is a fictional piece of NSFW audio made by an adult for adults so strictly 18+. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Written and performed by Jarl Audio. Any and all characters are over the age of 18. Scenes of a sexual nature are part of a scripted performance and NOT real sexual acts. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.
2023-01-22 14:37:47 +0000 UTC
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Hey!
Bit late again. Still working on myself!
All my love
Jarl x
2023-01-22 00:09:48 +0000 UTC
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Hello There Gorgeous! It’s time, once again, for another story!
Okay so I'm an idiot and didn't realise that I actually had TWO chapters still to go! So one more after this one! I've been working on improving my audio quality by messing with gain settings and stuff so if it sounds a bit different, that's why! Still trying to find the perfect settings!
Hope you enjoy!
All my love
Jarl ♥
Disclaimer; This is a recording, made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. The Authors work is in the public domain. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.
2023-01-19 14:00:15 +0000 UTC
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Hey all! This year I'm determined to improve my overall fitness. The last few months I've been completely sedentary because of stress and anxiety but I've found a burst of motivation and I'm capitalising on it.
I feel VERY self conscious about this picture.
But I'm going to try to embrace myself and be as confident as I can manage.
All my love
Jarl
2023-01-17 14:30:47 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone,
Tw; health stuff, potentially serious illness.
Just a quick update to let you know what's going on with me!
All my love
Jarl
2023-01-17 11:46:30 +0000 UTC
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