PhasmidASMR

Stranded With Your Pirate Captain [M4A ASMR]

AHARRRR ME HEARTIES!!!!!AHARRRR ME HEARTIES!!!!!AHARRRR ME HEARTIES!!!!!AHARRRR ME HEARTIES!!!!!AHARRRR ME HEARTIES!!!!!AHARRRR ME HEARTIES!!!!!AHARRRR ME HEARTIES!!!!!AHARRRR ME HEARTIES!!!!!

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early access! aharr me hearties!!!!!!!!!

this one's come out kinda weird. i liked the script but idk if i like my performance. hope you do though!!

oh and don't forget to catch me on twitch in just under 4 hours!! https://www.twitch.tv/phasmidasmr

love,
phas

Reading Curse of Strahd for another hour

carrying on from last time, here's another hour of me reading the Curse of Strahd D&D sourcebook. enjoy, I hope!

love,
Phas 💖

Experimenting With The Estate Scientist [M4A ASMR]

Against the wishes of your merchant baron father, you've snuck out to the wing of the estate that has been dedicated to scientific research, intending to meet the estate scientist. The two of you get on like a house on fire.

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early access! this one was written by my friend Seh. first time in a long time i've recorded something written by someone else. i hope you like it, i really do 😌

love,
phas 💖

Your Ex Soothes Your D&D Anxiety [M4A ASMR]

You finally played together and by all accounts you should have had a great time - but this one pesky thing got in the way. Good thing your ex - or, rather, your boyfriend - was there to comfort you.

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early access! the fucking Your Ex guy is BACK BOYS. AND there's more D&D shit. whoa. oh my god.

as always i'll be streaming at 9pm UK time (in just over an hour) on twitch!! hope i'll see you there!!!

love you,
phas 💖

Gender/anatomy variants: Separate posts, or an attachment?

hey sweethearts! yesterday i posted 2 versions of the same audio, one for people who prefer to be called "boy", and one for people who prefer to be called "girl".

the last time i did alt versions of an audio for gender or anatomy differences, i made a single post and added an alt version as an attachment. the advantage of this is that it kept things all in once place. the disadvantage was that it probably makes the alt version less visible to those that need it, and also harder to play - only the "main" version appears in Patreon's audio player, for the alt version the attachment has to be downloaded and played locally in some way. definitely less convenient for those that want to hear the alt version, and making things inaccessible doesn't feel good to me.

this time, i made two separate posts, one for each version of the audio. the advantage of this is that it makes each version equally visible and taggable, and both can be played using Patreon's audio player. the downside is that everyone will have got 2 emails/notifications about this audio, which might've been annoying (sorry if this did annoy you!)

i think, overall, i prefer making 2 posts, one for each variant. but this could become unfeasible if i need to make more than 2 versions of an audio in the future (to account for different configurations of gender identities and anatomies).

but i'm curious to know - what do you prefer? (i can't guarantee i'll abide by the results of this poll, as the more i think about it the more i think that the poor accessibility of adding the alt version as an attachment is no good for me - but please do share yours thoughts!)

Fucked In The Stables By Your New Fiancé [m4f] [whipping]

In this audio, you are referred to as "girl". If you'd prefer to be called "boy", listen to this one!

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here's a real spicy conclusion to this audio. i hope you like being treated a little rough (only a little).

love,
phas 💖

Fucked In The Stables By Your New Fiancé [m4m] [whipping]

In this audio, you are referred to as "boy". If you'd prefer to be called "girl", listen to this one!

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here's a real spicy conclusion to this audio. i hope you like being treated a little rough (only a little).

love,
phas 💖

Your Best Friend Saves You From An Arranged Marriage [M4A ASMR]

The pit he felt in his stomach when he heard the news of your engagement was without compare. Luckily enough for him, you felt the same.

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early access!! when i was trying to tell a friend the premise for this one, i said "what's that fucking show with the big house. it's got like 'abbey' in the name or something. there's a butler"

i can't even think of the name of the show now. hold on. i gotta google it.

downton abbey. that's the one. i've never watched it but i guess the old-timey big house vibes are the same.

anyway, spicy sequel to this is coming tomorrow for patrons on the Friends to Lovers tier. and it's, like, real fuckin spicy. so look out for that.

and as always catch my stream in an hour on twitch!!

love you,
Phas 💖

Guardian Angel Helps You Focus [M4A ASMR]

The deadline's looming, but the flow just won't come - then you hear a voice that dissolves all of your worries.

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early access! wow what a logline. it's awful. anyway, enjoy, this one's comfy and chill. the one on saturday is gonna be a bit more fun, and - yes- will have a NSFW patreon exclusive sequel 😌

really pleased that i've managed to stick to my little schedule so far. all 3 scripts for this week are already written, and it's only wednesday. wowowowowow

don't forget to catch my stream in just under an hour at https://www.twitch.tv/phasmidasmr

love,
phas 💖

Meeting Again After a One Night Stand [M4A ASMR]

You didn't think you'd ever see each other again after that night, even if you wanted to -- but fate had other plans.

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here's a funny little exclusive thing for you. i wrote this a few weeks ago and, for whatever reason, didn't feel like putting it on youtube. so now it's yours!! i hope u like it 😌

love,
phas 💖

Reunited With Space Pirate Partner Turned Rival [M4A ASMR] [deep rumbly space noises :3]

It's been years since you worked together on a job, and now happenstance has forced you together again, for better or for worse.

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early access! thank u to Lia and Arri on my discord server for giving me the idea. i'm glad to go back into space, though the last space one i did didn't do so well. so, i'm taking a bit of a risk with this one, but i hope you enjoy it nonetheless. i think it's pretty good 😌

tomorrow, there'll be a SFW patreon exclusive audio for you (NSFW comes next week!)

and, sticking to my schedule, i'll be streaming on twitch at 9pm UK time today - that's 7 hours after this was posted. hope i'll see you there!!

love,
phas 💖

Waking Up On Your Crush's Sofa [M4A ASMR]

The party was kinda wild, and now, the next morning, you've woken up on your crush's sofa, alone - but not for long.

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early access. comfy. still on schedule. hhhhhhh

i'll be streaming on twitch at 9pm today - that's in 3 hours and 15 minutes from this post going live. do drop buy and check that out if you fancy!!!

love you,
phas 💖

Behind the scenes: Recording Vampire 2

hello my loves! my goodness, there are a lot more of you here now. welcome! i'm so glad to have you.

a few people have suggested posting outtakes occasionally, but the problem is I don't really have them! not normally, anyway. for this audio, i recorded the whole session in two separate projects, so i could keep the full audio including all my mistakes and goofs. that's what this is. i hope you enjoy it 😌

also note that in it i talk about stuff that's already happened (like the patreon exclusive sequel to that audio) as if it's still going to happen in the future - this was recorded on the 3rd of April, so pay that no heed.

love,
phas 💖

Grateful Vampire Makes Out With You [M4A ASMR]

Finally, after all, it seems the cure may be at hand -- all thanks to you.

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early access. vampire 3. finale. enjoy.

if you haven't see my schedule, do check that out, but please note that there won't be as scripted exclusive tomorrow, as i've already uploaded one this week. i may have some sort of little extra thing for you, though <3

and, lastly, i'm gonna be live on PhasmidASMR - Twitch at 9pm UK time - in just under 50 minutes. hope to see you there!!

love,
phas 💖

Upload & streaming schedule

Note: All streaming is on hold at the moment, but I'll be back soon!

Monday

2pm - 5pm

Stream on Twitch

Wednesday

2pm - 5pm

Stream on Twitch

Thursday

2pm - 5pm

Stream on Twitch

Saturday

6pm

Patreon early access audio release

Sunday

6pm

• A week: Patreon exclusive NSFW audio

• B week: Patreon exclusive SFW audio (or traditional ASMR video, karaoke, book reading, etc.)

9pm

YouTube SFW audio release

Touch-starved Vampire Wants To Pleasure You [M4A] [cunni/bj]

The audio above assumes the listener has a vagina. Please see the attachment for a version where the listener has a penis ✌🏻 Jump to 24:03 to get right to the new, spicy stuff.

After sleeping together, he'd got a taste for the feeling of your skin against his, and he wanted more. He wanted to pleasure you, like he hadn't done for so long.

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sorry for the slight gap in spicy content, my loves. I was feeling kinda weird about it. I hope this makes up for it - it's the longest and, I think, best NSFW scenario I've made yet. i hope you enjoy it.

love,
phas 💖

Touch-starved Vampire Wants To Sleep With You [M4A ASMR]

It's the next day, and he's been working all through the night on his cure. Now he wants to move on to the next stage - bonding with you to appease Lathander. Or, at least, he *claims* that's the reason.

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early access! so, i wrote a sequel to the previous audio and accidentally ended up with a 3,300 word script? this is my longest audio ever, and it doesn't even have a NSFW conclusion yet.

which, btw, sorry for the dry spell on that front. i'm pretty pumped about this one, though - i'll be delivering a spicy follow up for this audio in the next day or two.

after that i wanna work hard on sticking to a better schedule of uploads. i'll talk to you all about that soon. and, if you're curious, you may sometimes now find me streaming on https://www.twitch.tv/phasmidasmr

love,
phas 💖

The Cure for Vampirism: Vampire Needs To Get Close To You [M4A ASMR]

After heading out on your own, despite still being a hunter's apprentice, it's not long before you stumble upon a vampire. Luckily for you, he means you know harm - quite the opposite.

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early access before i wrote this one, i wrote another mundane, real-world script, and that was supposed to come out before this. but, idk, i wasn't feeling it. i might not ever record it. might just post the script to patreon, or make it an exclusive, or something. we'll see.

also really struggling to get myself in the frame of mind to work on NSFW stuff lately - there might be a bit of a spice gap. sorry about that. i'll do my best to get something out soon.

i hope you like this fantasy thing, though. i'm really enjoying working in the fantasy genre, when i get a chance to.

love,
phas 💖

The Quest for the AlphaSmart 3000 Software Update [weird essay/blog post thing]

This is an essay, or a blog post, or something, that I wrote today on and about the writing device I bought recently, the AlphaSmart 3000. You definitely didn't subscribe for this, and I'm sorry for wasting your time with it - you probably shouldn't read it.

But if you like old tech and weird special interest rabbit holes, read on. And please rest assured, this isn't the only thing I wrote. I've also got a new roleplay script written and ready to record - if it's not up for patrons this evening, it will be tomorrow. It's got vampires in it. It's good.

I just needed to get this out of my head.

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I’m an easily distracted person. I have ADHD, which doesn’t help — but even if it were not for that, I suspect being easily distracted is simply in my nature. This makes things that require a lot of focus very difficult.

One thing I enjoy a lot that takes a lot of focus is writing. Writing is something that, I have found, requires a lot of concentration, and requires you to hold a lot of thoughts in active memory. For me, if I get just a little bit distracted, it’s likely that whatever I am trying to hold in my short-term memory (in order to write about it) will be completely forgotten almost immediately. Just getting a notification, or seeing the weather widget on my phone’s lock screen change, or anything like that, can cause me to completely lose my train of thought.

This is particularly lethal for my productivity as I’m someone who relies a lot on entering a state of flow in order to get anything done. I’m not really sure how to define “flow”, and I don’t want to look up a definition, as I’ll probably get distracted by the results. But, basically, it’s being completely absorbed in and focussing on one task, and one task alone. Flow is the state in which I, and probably most people, get the most stuff done. Whether it’s work or something that I am doing as a hobby, I simply must enter flow. Otherwise, whatever I am trying to do will take 10x as long, and be 10x less enjoyable.

Entering flow and not being distracted has become even more important to me recently, as writing scripts has become 50% of my job. I need to write and I need to get my writing done on time, so that I don’t fall behind. Not writing isn’t an option. I need to do it. But forcing myself to write when I feel distracted and unable to enter flow, is painful and frustrating, and ruins my creativity.

To this end, I’ve recently become very interested in the concept of “distraction-free” writing devices. There are some currently being made — it’s quite a hip and trendy market segment. One company, Astrohaus, has made a few such devices now in a line they call “Freewrite”. One of them looks like an old typewriter, but it has an e-ink display at the top. Its purpose is singular; you write with it. It doesn’t have games or apps, it doesn’t send you notifications. It can be connected to the internet for one thing, and that’s to sync your writing to the cloud. This sounds great, save for two issues:

1. It only has a US keyboard layout. they offer no UK model. This alone is a dealbreaker for me.
2. It costs ~£500.

Even if they did offer a model with a UK keyboard, I simply couldn’t justify the price. That’s the price of a pretty decent whole-ass laptop. Expecting people to pay that for a very, very simple computer that you can do nothing but type with is just… I don’t know. I guess people are buying this thing, but it’s way too rich for my blood. They are currently taking pre-orders for a cheaper alternative, the Freewrite Alpha, but even than is £300. Still too much for something so simple. (And it still doesn’t have a UK keyboard option.)

There are a few alternatives on the market. For example, Remarkable recently released a keyboard case for their e-ink tablet, which, similarly, has no apps or notifications. And it has a UK layout! But… The tablet and case together would still cost about £500. So, what to do?

The phrase “distraction-free writing device” is what I kept searching for, and eventually I found mention of something called an “AlphaSmart”. At first, I assumed this would be another young start-up akin to Astrohaus with their Freewrite. But, it turns out, it is quite the opposite — and old company from the early 90s that no longer exists. Intriguing!

AlphaSmart, Inc., founded in 1992 by former Apple engineers Joe Barrus and Ketan Kothari, was in the business of making simple typing devices, primarily for the classroom. Now, in the ‘20s, their funny little keyboards are getting a bit of a second wind. There’s a surprisingly healthy used market for these devices, which are now coveted by some as the  distraction-free writing devices that Freewrite wants to be. The most popular — the “Rolls Royce” of AlphaSmarts — is the Neo 2. It’s the last device AlphaSmart made, before it was dissolved (the rights to the name and software acquired by a company called Renaissance Learning, which still exists — more on them later). Production of the Neo 2 ended in 2013, and that was the end of AlphaSmart.

Prior to the Neo 2 was, predictably, the Neo. Then, the Dana — an odd in-between device that few people talk about, including me. Before that, the 3000, then the 2000, the Pro, and, first of all, the original device named after the company that made it, simply the “AlphaSmart”.

Devices prior to the 3000 aren’t worth considering for any modern-day writer. This is because it would be very hard to connect them to anything — they’re so old, they don’t have USB. Instead, they use a serial port. So, if you want to buy one these days, you’re looking at either a 3000, a Neo, or a Neo 2. Skip the Dana — it runs Palm OS, instead of the custom super-lightweight OS running on the others, and only gets about 24 hours of battery life on a few AA batteries. For comparison, the 3000, Neo and Neo 2 all get around 700 hours. Yes, 700, not 70.

So, I went shopping on Ebay. While the Neo 2 is not hard to find in the US for a reasonable price — typically between $50 and $100 dollars — it turned out to be much rarer in the UK. I could have imported one from the US, sure, but the cost of shipping would have been prohibitive. Besides that it would had a US keyboard, not a UK one — 50% of the reason I was considering them in the first place!

No, I’d need to buy a device that was produced for the UK market. So, a 3000 it was — for some reason, they seem much more numerous here than the Neo 2. Neo 2s pop up on UK Ebay maybe once a month, and I was outbid twice before resigning myself to the less-coveted older model.

I’m typing this… Whatever this is. Essay? Is this an essay? Anyway, I’m typing it on the AlphaSmart 3000 that I’ve had for a few days. I quite like it. The keyboard is clunky and rattly in a way that I find quite charming, and I genuinely enjoy typing on it. It’s not mechanical, but that isn’t necessarily a bad thing to me. I think the idea that mechanical is always better than membrane is false. But I digress.

There are a few little niggles I have with this thing. Nothing I would call a “dealbreaker”, as with the Freewrite and its ilk, though.

First, there’s no undo and redo. This is almost a dealbreaker, but not quite. I can deal with it. I just make sure not to make too many mistakes. If you somehow accidentally delete a file, it does have a keyboard shortcut that does its best to restore what you deleted, so at least you’re covered there. I’ve tested this functionality, and it works, for the most part — though it uses volatile memory, so it is not 100% reliable.

Another minor issue is with text selection. As with any other word processor, holding shift and pressing the left or right cursor keys highlights text one character at a time. This is fine and normal. You can also, once you have started highlighting, hold the CMD key while pressing the left or right cursor to select to the start or the end of a line. Lovely! What it’s missing — and this is a very strange oversight — is the ability to navigate or select one whole word at a time. Normally, in just about any text editing environment I’ve ever used, you could hold CTRL and press left or right to jump to the previous or next word. If you hold CTRL and Shift, then press a cursor key, it would select a whole word. This is really useful, and I use it very often. The AlphaSmart 3000 does not have this functionality. A bit annoying, but whatever — I’ve already started to adjust my muscle memory, and the frequency with which I try to do this before remembering that it is impossible is decreasing.

Possibly the most glaring omission, for me, is a word counter. It doesn’t have one. Doesn’t know how to count how many words you’ve typed. The conversation of what constitutes a “word” is actually quite a complex one, at least in the study of linguistics, and counting words very accurately can be computationally expensive, but it doesn’t need to be. I would be perfectly happy for a simple device like this to define a word as “a string of character separated from others by a space either side”. That’s a good enough metric for a 99%-accurate word counter. But this can’t do that. Not my 3000.

Some AlphaSmart 3000s can count words. Those that have had their software updated. So, why don’t I just update the software on mine? Well, this is where we delve into the murky world of legacy devices. Getting hold of the software necessary to update a device from 20 years ago is no mean feat. You probably don’t have such an old device in your house, but if you do, go try it. Most likely, whatever web page that once supported it has been taken down. So it is for the AlphaSmart 3000. Support for it ended years ago. The software is no longer available.

There is a community of enthusiastic AlphaSmart users who maintain a sort-of repository of their software. It’s not a very well organised repository, spread over multiple private web pages — or even, for some of the software, being literally posted around America on one shared CD-ROM.

But, the trouble is, those people can’t help me. They’re all in the United States, and US AlphaSmart 3000s are not the same as UK AlphaSmart 3000s. It’s not just the hardware that’s different, they run different software. Only very slightly different, but different enough that trying to install a US update on a UK device will probably break it completely. I didn’t want to risk breaking my new baby…

I think most people probably would have ended their search for an update there. Delving into enthusiast forums is already more effort than most people would be willing to go to. At this point, the sensible thing to do would probably be to say, “Ah well, I don’t really need a word counter anyway, This device is perfectly functional without one. I’ll just keep using it. Maybe I’ll finally get my hands on a Neo 2 at some point in the future — that had a word counter, it’ll be fine.” But that’s not me. No, I already had my legs in the rabbit hole, and I had my spelunking gear with me. I was ready to go all in. Into the rabbit hole I dove.

I started at the website allthingsneo2.co.uk. It’s dedicated entirely to the Neo and the Neo 2 — there isn’t a mention of the 3000 anywhere. Sad! But, not to be dissuaded, I sent them a message via their contact form. Within a day I’d received a message from a nice man called Chris L, who was sympathetic to my cause. He said he’d have a look through his files and see if he had anything that might help. I wasn’t too hopeful, but shortly after that he got back to me again, this time with an enticing zip file attached to the email.

It didn’t work, even in the Windows XP virtual machine I had ready and waiting — all AlphaSmart-related software is so old it won’t run in anything more modern than Windows 7.

Chris was very obliging and sent me a different file. This one… Did work. Wow!

AlphaSmart devices do have a concept of “apps”, after a fashion. Nothing distracting, mind. No ability to multi-task, thankfully. Mine has a word processor called “AlphaWord”, a calculator (just called “Calculator”) and something called “AlphaKeys”. I’m not sure what AlphaKeys does. I think it’s meant to help you figure out what key combinations to use to get weird characters like ø and ¥ and such. I don’t think about it too much, I just wanna type, and for that AlphaWord is all I need.

So, feverishly, I spun up my Windows XP VM and ran the updater Chris provided. It… It updated AlphaWord, from version 1.5 to version 1.6. As far as I can tell, the difference between 1.5 and 1.6 is in the version number alone. I haven’t noticed any differences or new features, and nobody is able to tell me what they might be. It certainly didn’t add a word counter.

Another quick email to Chris got me a fairly terse reply — and fair enough to the guy, I’d bothered him enough with all this. It said “System 3 was never adopted into the UK version of the 3000 updater”. So, bugger. What now? Give up? Surely I give up at this point. Chris runs the website dedicated to AlphaSmart devices in the UK. He’s probably the most knowledgeable guy in the country when it comes to these devices. I should give up and resign myself to having no word counter.

Nah. That ain’t me. Instead, I went on LinkedIn and did a bit of research, hoping to find a name or contact for someone who might have worked on this device directly. Sure enough, with surprisingly little effort, I found the name, then the email, of someone who was the managing director for AlphaSmart Europe Ltd from 1999 to 2019; Dirk F. At this point I really wasn’t hopeful. He didn’t even work there any more — Renaissance Learning, the company who you’ll recall bought AlphaSmart, still exists purely as a software company, no longer selling devices like the AlphaSmart. Why would this guy support me with a device that hasn’t been made for 10 years by a company he no longer works for?

Good question. But I fired off an email anyway… And he replied. 9 minutes later, from his iPhone no less. What an absolute champion. He couldn’t help me directly, but forwarded my email to “one of two people who could possibly help [me] with this”. He also said “Should that all fail, please drop me a line again and we can maybe sort you out with a Neo should you be interested”. I love this guy. I should be interested. I will almost certainly be dropping him a line later.

Shortly after that — less than half an hour later, in fact, these people don’t mess around — I got an email from the current UK Operations Manager of Renaissance Learning, Richard C. He provided some very useful information about what devices can and can’t be upgraded to System 3. Apparently, AS3000s that have “AS3000B” in the serial number can be updated — the “B” indicates they have a revised main board. If they don’t have that B, they’re too old and can’t be updated. I checked the label on the back and — rejoice! — mine has the B! But… Richard doesn’t have the updater to hand. Fuck!

Interestingly, Richard mentioned one other person who might be able to help. An “old colleague” of his, so he said, by the name of… Chris L.

That’s the end of the story for now, but I’m not done with this yet, folks. I will not rest until this UK AlphaSmart 3000 has a word counter. That, or I buy a Neo 2 instead. Stay tuned.

Reading Curse of Strahd for 1 hour

i hope you liked this the first time i did it, because, well, here's even more. this covers the start of chapter 5; areas N1, N2 and N3.

if you *don't* like D&D, i'm really sorry 😅. but hopefully this is still enjoyable as a sleep aid - i kept my voice even throughout, so i hope you're able to drift off to it.

with love,
phas 💖

Meeting Your High School Crush At the Reunion [M4A] [reverse comfort]

You always had a bit of a thing for him. He always had a bit of a thing for you. Why didn't he just say something, all those years ago? Well, now's his chance.

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to be honest with you, i kinda liked the muffled-music-and-crowd ambience from the club anxiety audio, and i wanted an excuse to use it again... so pretend this is the exactly same setting, and just focuses on different characters that happened to be there at the same time, or something 😅

i hope you enjoy it, though. it's pretty comfy, right? and, hopefully, a bit of a fantasy fulfilment for you. i know it is for me.

something patreon-exclusive and SFW coming later this week 😘

and, finally, thank you so much to those of you who've filled in the anonymous survey i sent out a few days ago. i'm especially grateful to those who've provided critical feedback. i know being critical can be a bit anxiety-inducing for some people, so i'm really grateful to those of you who did it anyway. there's some great feedback in there!

love,
phas 💖

Making Out And Showering With Your Long-Distance Boyfriend [m4a] [kissing] [handjob]

here's the full version, exclusively for you, my beautiful patrons. it is cute, it is soapy, it is sexy. i hope you enjoy it x

(and if you just wanna hear the new stuff, it starts at 14m23s)

love,
phas 💖

Meeting Your Long-Distance Boyfriend For the First Time [M4A] [sleepy talk] [kissing]

Everything in your relationship seems perfect - except the distance. One night, on a call, he impulsively buys plane tickets, and before you know it you're finally seeing each other in-person for the first time.

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here's early access to my next cute thing. i like this topic a lot. i'm surprised it took me this long to do it. i hope you like it too, even though it's kinda bittersweet in a way. and yes, this will defo have a patreon-exclusive conclusion (and probably some sequels!)

love,
phas 💖

Your Crush Soothes Your Anxiety At The Club [M4A ASMR]

You're not having the best time on a night out, and he picks up on it. You find a cosy little back room and relax for a bit together.

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early access. nice, simple one. comfy.

also, the youtube channel just got to 10k subs, which i'm hype about. i'm doing a live stream Q&A to celebrate - if you have anything you wonder about me, please go ask in the comments here.

love you 😘
phas

Post-apocalypse Smuggler Tends To Your Desires [The Last Of Us ASMR roleplay] [M4A] [kissing] [sex]

You got through to him, and he wasn't able to control his desires. What happens next, he knows he shouldn't give in to - but he can't help himself.

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if you just wanna hear the conclusion, it starts at 13:35. enjoy ✨

love,
phas 💖

Post-apocalypse Smuggler Tends To Your Wounds [The Last Of Us ASMR roleplay] [M4A] [kissing]

After you sustained an injury, Joel headed out on his own to find supplies to tend to your wounds, which turn out not to be as bad as you first thought. The thought of losing you was much worse to him than your injury, and feelings bubble to the surface.

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so yeah, i'm doing an accent in this one. i hope you enjoy it. let me know what you think (i'm kinda nervous about it !!)

and yes, there'll be a patreon-exclusive NSFW sequel for this 😌

love,
phas 💖

Who likes The Last of Us?

I'm just asking out of curiosity. This totally isn't anything to do with my next audio. (It actually is.)

I loved the games, and am really enjoying the TV show. The casting choices are spectacular. Pedro...

What do you all think of it?

First Meeting With Your Royal Protector

Over a decade before the great betrayal, you meet your royal protector for the first time. Or is it the first time? Perhaps your machinations have made the moment more meaningful than expected.

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hey my lovelies. here's early access to my next audio. it's another royal protector one. i'm really loving this character, what can I say? there's a little twist in this one that I don't want to spoil in the title - but I will probably have to spoil it to tag it appropriately on YouTube. you'll know it when you hear it.

let me know what you think (and if you notice any mistakes!)!! more patreon exclusives coming soon <3

love,
phas 💖

Should I post broken recordings?

I recorded part 3 of the royal protector audio earlier today, and thought it all came out fine - but just found when it came to edit the thing that there's a bunch of background noise, electrical interference and, worst, a whole load of pops or clicks that sound like they were caused by a buffer overflow. The recording's unusable, I'll have to re-record it tomorrow.

When things like this happen, would you like me to post the raw recording as a behind-the-scenes thing? Or would you rather wait for the final version, so your immersion isn't ruined? If it were me, I think I'd go for the latter - but let me know what you think.

Your Boyfriend Helps You Sleep [anxiety relief]

Anxiety's a bitch, and it's keeping you up. Your supportive boyfriend doesn't mind you waking him up - and he's more than happy to help you empty your mind and drift off to sleep with a special technique of his.

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i genuinely use this all the time. i've been having a few restless nights lately, but so far this has worked every time, even if i'm just thinking it to myself instead of someone else saying it all to me. i hope it does the trick for you too!

love,
phas 💖