irredeemable

2.0 coming tomorrow

For realsies. I had hoped to get it out tonight but it doesn't look like the renders are going to finish in time. A partial change log from 1.9̅ to 2.0:

  Big new stuff 2018-01-25 22:49:07 +0000 UTC View Post

First alpha on the way

I'm currently uploading the first "official" alpha and will be posting it here shortly. For those who weren't here for previous alphas, I'll say again: don't pledge for an alpha becau...

Status update

Just made the fifth (yeah, I know) pre-alpha build available to testers. I expect to have the proper alpha up on Patreon tomorrow. Public release shouldn't be too far away.

Once this release is publ...

Status update

Patreon was down for maintenance last night when I went I went to post an update so I posted it on my personal website. Here is that message: 

I’ll be uploading a pre-alpha release h...

2018-01-01 22:57:12 +0000 UTC View Post

I don't know if you're aware, but...

... it is 7:58 AM, Dec. 31 on Baker Island.

Hi.

There hasn't been enough Meg around here lately. Here's some Meg.

Two days left in December: will he make it? (...yes?) Will he release an unplayably broken build just to meet the (self-imposed) dea...

Making new friends

Merry Christmas everyone!

... But not everyone is thrilled about it.

I guess you can't please everyone.

She loves the dress you picked out!

Good job, everyone!

News!

I said I'd have a release out by the end of the month and I stand by that. 

So how many days are there is December? 31? Whew, that's a load off. So, yeah, expect some version of a release in th...

Clipping, what clipping?

I lovingly handcraft the in-game animations. Last time I worked on one it took me 8-10 hours (not counting rendering time) to produce a five second loop. You may say that's because I suck at it and yo...

Writing day

You can test a game that is missing renders but you can't very well test a game that is missing scenes or important code. So I'm feeling a marathon writing/coding session today. Feel free to stop by <...

The update, when it's coming out, and other things

If you only follow my Patreon updates you'd be forgiven in thinking that I died in a terrible accident involving PBR and/or black tar heroin. That is not the case. 

If you follow me elsewhere a...

Happy Thanksgiving!

I know what you're thinking: did he just take an old render and superimpose a turkey into it? 

Yes, yes I did. Nevertheless, happy Thanksgiving to everyone celebrating and a happy random Thursd...

Website back online!

http://irredeemable.net

For good? Also, an exclusive preview of a new feature coming in 1.7. Check it out.

What's up

On Nov. 12th my home network was hacked. In a matter of minutes the scripts had spread throughout my entire home, bricking several devices and infecting the rest with viruses that proved to be very di...

Another wall of text rant you can skip (but not about Patreon this time)

These days it seems like half of my posts are ranting. I'd love to go back to the days of half of my posts being renders of hot, 18+ teens getting boned. That day is still ahead of us.

If you've bee...

I had a website!

It took all of a day for someone to hack into it—I suspended web hosting as soon as I realized what was going on. And people think I wouldn't get reported if I tried to skirt any community guideline...

Check out my new webpage

https://www.irredeemable.net 

First of all, it's crazy that you can get a plain English word on a premium top-level domain n...

Long-winded rant, feel free to skip. Status update later.

As some of you may know, when I was reinstated after a week long process in which communication was scarce at best, the reinstatement email included the following paragraphs:

 To reite...

2017-11-04 01:56:49 +0000 UTC View Post

The story (so far)

So last Wednesday (not yesterday, obviously, the Wednesday before) I was out with some buddies playing pub trivia, as I usually am on Wednesdays. I start hearing rumblings on my phone about how Patreo...