Ashley Falcon

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Whew. This has been a hectic weekend. 

There are a few things I'd like to say in this post because I want to be completely transparent with all of you. 

I'm dis...

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

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From next month onwards all tiers will be following RoyalRoad's scheduling. 

I understand this is a decision that will likely cause many to unsubscribe, but the truth is i...

Chapter 169: The meeting isn't over until the fat bird sings.

Re-write in progress

Chapter 168: After all I’ve been through, and everything I’ve done, what made you think I was going to do this quietly?

Hi Guys!

Today is turning out to be a really busy one (a lot of stuff piled on suddenly) so the next chapter may come a bit later. I'll keep you updated if so, but the overall amount of extra...

Chapter 167: What happens if Sauron loses his contact lense?

My footsteps echoed across an empty corridor. Murals and tapestries hung on the walls, depicting ages gone by. Priests gave water to the thirsty, and knights fought valiantly against monsters. Each...

Chapter 166: Reincarnation is a get out of jail free card. If you’re in jail. And dead.

Asking Amanda about reincarnation was a flash of curiosity. The words had flown out of my mouth, but I didn't regret it.

I wanted to know the answer.

“Are you finally getting sick of ...

Chapter 165: In the event of fire don’t walk into the flames. Seriously. Fire is really hot.

Gerial and I spoke deep into the night, and I ended up sleeping in the chair after creating a dirt nest for Gold on the desk.

It was a break all of us needed.

We’d both left the room ...

Chapter 164: Having motive, justification, and a bloody knife in my hand does not mean I killed this man.

Hey guys!

Familiar chapter title?

I've completely re-written chapter 163! And most of this chapter is new, with some things moved over from the previous chapter 163. 

Please ...

Chapter 163: Ohana means family. Family means no consequences for kicking you.

Hi Guys!

Familiar chapter number? Yes!

I re-wrote almost all of this chapter, so its practically a brand new one! You will still be getting chapter 164, but I had to re-write this one b...

Chapter 162: Remember to be polite when accusing someone of murder. After all, you might be right.

Memories of my previous life flashed through my mind. I’d never forgotten Earth, nor did I want to. My old life held precious memories that I would cherish forever. But it was the memory of my vi...

Chapter 161: Stranger danger is real. Unless they have gold. No, wait. Especially if they have gold.

Hi guys!

I wasn't too impressed with the first three chapters of my last book, so I wanted to improve by making the first three chapters of this book impactful.

I've loved what I've wri...

Chapter 160: I prefer to take life one obstacle at a time. But lately, several have tag-teamed me at once.

Hey Guys!

Whew, I woke up with a big old feeling of imposter syndrome. Then I wrote this chapter and it went away, woo!

Enjoy!

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My guard held Gerial in his arms. Gerialâ...

Chapter 159: Remember to schedule an appointment when opening a portal.

The sword sliced at my head, barely missing my cheek as I ducked underneath it. That was a mistake. My opponent’s leg kicked out from below, pushing my right foot to the side and breaking my stan...

Chapter 158: It’s nice to take a step back and admire the view. No jokes. No deaths. Just nature and friends.

The person responsible for trying to turn me into a slave was standing in front of me. Heat washed off him in waves and his silver eyes bore holes into my head. I was expecting to see anger, and fu...

Chapter 157: Art is in the eye of the beholder, but I’m blind as a bat.

The aftermath of master Strand’s attack taught me an important life lesson. I can't leave an unconscious body in the middle of a hospital and skip the paperwork.

"You're lucky you have frie...

Chapter 156: Sometimes stabbing the elderly is the only solution we have.

Whew! Sorry for the delay.

My computer suddenly updated, then my internet went out.

I may come back to edit this chapter.

Book 3 is finished! (a couple of epilogue chapters to tie...

Chapter 155: Fool me once shame on me. Fool me twice and you'll end up in the hospital.

Hi Guys!

Sorry for the late chapter, I spent a solid 11 hours on this one.

I may come back to see if any other edits/changes need to be made.

Enjoy!

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My mother kil...

Chapter 154: Dead men wish browser histories told no tales.

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Please note that the Mythic Magician tier will be following the regular RR schedule as of the 1st of May. This does not include the Friday and Saturday (AEST) at the end of April wh...

Chapter 153: Behind every successful negotiation is a substantial amount of stupidity.

A shadow crossed over mine as Gerial walked beside me. The sound of our footsteps pressing against the stonepath filled the air. The museum towered over us, a single building floating among a storm...

Chapter 152: Cry havoc! And let slip the hogs of war!

There were things in this world that took me a long time to piece together. Their customs were different from Earth, and so was their food. Magic was in the air and something I thought was normal c...

Chapter 151: The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

The quiet atmosphere of the bookstore settled around me as I gazed down at little Bob. I thought the child was reaching for my inventory, but he had actually wanted my wrist.

"Sorry little gu...

Chapter 150: A book is a gift you can open again and again.

The next two days passed without incident. Roxxy warned Amanda about the connection magic, and my guards confirmed that it was possible. I’d also gotten the time to rest. The more I thought about...

Chapter 149: My Wi-Fi and I have a connection like nobody else. If it dies, I die.

Roxxy stood alone in the hotel corridor, a hint of cool air brushing past me as water mana spread around her. She was keeping up a defensive bubble, but it wasn't for me.

"Of course we can ta...

Chapter 148: Pro tip: Always give a warning note before you set a hotel on fire. It’s good manners.

I stood up as Roxxy’s voice crashed into my ears, rushing towards the door with William. Gold squawked, flying alongside us, heat brushing against his feathers.

The door had already been op...

Chapter 147: A genuinely serious discussion.

The sound of chirping drowned out the dripping of ice-cream as it fell onto the floor. I didn't move. Amanda had placed the dessert upside down onto my head, and then squashed the ice cream into my...

Chapter 146: Ice-cream makes great moisturizer. It’s a scientifically proven fact, trust me.

My heartbeat quickened as I looked at the card in my hand. Bob was a Gesti, or worked for them. I went over the conversation I'd just had. None of it had been sinister, and I'd sensed no ill intent...

Chapter 145: By my first birthday I was a doctor, a mathematician, and a god. I can claim to be anything, but it doesn’t make it true.

Five hours later I stepped off the roller coaster.

Okay, it had only been five minutes, but it felt like five hours.

Whether or not I’d screamed was nobody’s business. What happened...

Chapter 144: There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening on a roller coaster?

My heart pounded against my chest as I listened to Gerial. He’d said that the Gesti were claiming me, but I didn't know what that meant or what repercussions there would be. There were too many u...

Chapter 143: First rule of business: Stay out of mine.

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Today is the the end of daylight savings in my country! That means the uploads are at the usual time for me (10am AEST and 9pm AEST) but may appear different for you.

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Chapter 142: You're supposed to tell me if I'm rich. That's the rule.

The portal disappeared behind me as my friends stepped through the door. Amanda and Roxxy stopped in shock as they viewed the cities in the sky above and even William looked moved.

“This en...