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25. You Are No Noble Scion

EMPRESS

I'll admit to being a bit surprised when my new roommate turned out to be the very same crazy girl who'd challenged me within seconds of entering the outer sect. Not as surprised as s...

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24. A Multilevel Marketing Scheme

EMPRESS

Tankano Ichika's introduction to the Starry Waters Sect was not an especially auspicious one. First off, the core disciple had marched up the stairs with no regard for poor young Hana...

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60. On Persistence (I)

Shadows

Success is the intersection of talent and persistence.
-Old Arkavian saying

Success has brothers and cousins aplenty, but failure is an orphan.
-Tactonius, fr...

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59. The Society of Night (V)

Shadows

While I teamed up with Mailyn whenever we had pairs contests, that was only about half of them. The other half of the 'gambits' we did with the Society of Night involved outright thef...

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58. The Society of Night (IV)

Shadows

It was fortunate that our survival class had moved to the forested hills of Alhred Island, because otherwise I'd have been spending far too much time in the dark…

Twice a week...

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Ongoing Connectivity Issues + Lynn Before & After Pics

Hi, everybody!

I'm sorry if I've been uncommunicative lately - I was staying with my parents for a few weeks, and their place in the middle of nowhere has very spotty internet. Now I've retur...

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Bonus Content: Map of EMPRESS

The following map is a tentative map of the environs of They Shall Call Me EMPRESS that I made using Wonderdraft. The early chapters take place in and around Emerald Vale, Rushing Rivers, and the s...

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57. The Society of Night (III)

Shadows

Before I proceed any further, perhaps I should explain a bit about the Perdita Free Collegium's 'Societies'. While our school has an official core curriculum and numerous electives, b...

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23. A Student's Duel

EMPRESS

Chu Zileng had been deprived of her twin brother, Zilong, for three long, intolerable months. There were times that she wanted to curse the boy and his damnable talent, but getting pr...

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56. The Society of Night (I)

Shadows

I am dark, but darker still
is she whose bed I share;
my lady of the midnight will
gift me her hidden prayer.
-Alscius Calvioli, from Twelve Liaisons

Aldo b...

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22. The Wagon Rolled On

Empress

The wagon rolled on and on.

I guess the empire is pretty big, maybe even as big as the United States… maybe even bigger, like Russia or something… because it took foreve...

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21. It's In the Tabloids a Lot

They Shall Call Me EMPRESS

Ken died.

No, Ken was murdered. Cold-blood Ieyasu fucking murdered him, shattered him into a thousand frozen pieces. He'd died, but his battle with the bastar...

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2. The Mystery of the Old Barn Mushrooms

Tales From The Guild

"You haven't got your Class yet," Theresa Dyne stated.

"I have," Aly insisted. "I'm a ~Fighter~… you saw me do a Quick-Draw just last we...

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55. Sneaks (V)

Believe it or not, I've never been fond of combat. Competition? Definitely. And sparring, even very vigorous sparring? That can be great fun. But combat is, at its essence, the use of force against...

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20. Tempest of the Cold Heart

"Is this is bad as I think it is?" I whispered.

"Worse," Monkey Yang whispered back.

To date, I'd never come across a cultivator who was much stronger than me, cultivation-wise. When I'...

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19. Dressed Like a Common Trollop

It was the damnedest thing that Ken had ever seen, and he'd seen quite a bit in his time.

Monkey's plan was simple enough - get the girls to lure the bastard in by dressing like prostitutes, ...

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18. Knock the Rest of the Teeth Right Out of His Face

Big Shilei wrinkled his nose in disgust. "This smells even worse than Lynn's 'truffle earth smoothie'."

"Hey, I put a lot of work into that! And your smoothies!" I huffed. With Grann...

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17. I Think the Medical Term is 'Shart'

Granny P had given us a long list of ingredients…

I should clarify - she gave Ichika a long list of ingredients. My cultivation-enhanced memory was phenomenal and I was making real...

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54. Sneaks (IV)

I almost died in the Largotto for the second time, but I did not die. I should hope that much was obvious.

Here's a little-known fact about mantis-sharks: their barbed pedipalps are lined wit...

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53. Sneaks (III)

We met up with Rose and the students in our class at the little Collegium pier just south of the Step Wharf. It was a small pier, well-suited to rowboats and sandolos but barely able to manage the ...

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52. Sneaks (II)

My resistance to being nicknamed 'princess' just about guaranteed that it was my nickname for my first few weeks as a Sneak. Princess Vix, they would call me, and I'd try to ignore it. When our bun...

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51. Sneaks (I)

Novices of the Mysterium Thaumica spend their days in rigorous recitation and their evenings in devoted study. It is said the average student spends twelve hours a day in courses or study six d...

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50. A Real Selenite Princess (IV)

"Vix… we had a deal," Mr. Hianchi said. His dark mustache quivered above his upper lip, and with more than a hint of annoyance, he tapped on the accruing pile of material for me to translate. "Wh...

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Sneak Peek - Unreleased Story

elow is the first chapter to a story that I started but never released or finished beyond the first volume. I may continue it in the future, especially if there's popular demand for it. It's my fir...

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