Kelly McCullough

Monday Meows

Birb, birb, birb…

Excuse me?

2024-03-11 11:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Monday Meows

Look what I just coughed up.

*horking noises*

2024-03-04 12:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Whispering Blade Chapter 15

#15# 

Nota Bene: Patreon has broken italics, so I'm now denoting italics with an underline, my apologies for the inconvenience.

They come in the d...

Quick Note

Hi folks, I have only just discovered that Patreon's recent updates have utterly broken italics. This is, of course, a major problem for the Blade chapters as italics are the way I denote mind spee...

Monday Meows

No shit, there I was…

What are you is?

2024-02-26 12:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Monday Meows

Wherever we go…

Whatever we do…

2024-02-19 12:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Swine Prince bonus chapter for February

#Gnome Man's Land#

Hal couldn't help but notice how absolutely black it was in the cave, and how very painful. I've never been in a cave that hurt quite this much before, he thought ...

Monday Meows

Wait, is that the sacred volcano of Lake Menomin?

The what now?

2024-02-12 12:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Monday Meows

What the hell is that?

Winter comes to Avalon.

2024-02-05 12:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Whispering Blade Chapter 14

#14#

The human soul is a maze full of dead ends, weird twists, black pits, and surprising turns. Just when you're pretty sure you know where you are and where you need to go,...

Monday Meows

I am having the hardest time communicating with these guys…

Do you wanna tell him?

2024-01-29 13:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Monday Meows

OMFSM!

What

Monday Meows

We were told there would be snacks.

How about pettin's?

2024-01-15 13:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Mid-month Bonus Chapter of Swine Prince

#Just Deserts#

"Another sandstorm," Hal spat into the rising wind. "Just what we need. Thank you, Azifir."

Tasha raised an eyebrow at him as if to say, "What did you expect?"

"I k...

Monday Meows

Paint me like your French cats, Jeeves!

You are the strangest little cat.

2024-01-08 13:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Whispering Blade Chapter 13

#13#

We are all shadows on the cave wall—the dark and flawed outlines of our ideal selves—or so the philosophers say. I don't know if that's true, or if it's just a whims...

Monday Meows

Ah man, it's empty

I have no clue how that could have happened.

2024-01-01 13:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Monday Meows

Mmm, taste the rainbow!

I like rainbows!

2023-12-25 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Monday Meows

This box has no door!

You'd think he was kidding, but no.

2023-12-18 21:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Continuing with the Swine Prince Bonus Chapters

#Shagreen#

Their reluctant guide led them down yet another long hall cut from the living rock to a small winding stairway. They took this down a flight and pushed through the door at the firs...

Monday Meows

Do you see what the neighbors are doing?

Does it look like this?

2023-12-11 13:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Monday Meows

What, no! Why would you think we were up to something?

Because I've met you?

2023-12-04 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Whispering Blade Chapter 12

#12#

I am a story written in skin with ink distilled from the crushed seeds of choice and incident. In and of itself there is nothing about this that makes my tale different ...

Monday Meows

I gotta cut loose, footloose

Everybody cut footloose

2023-11-27 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Lost Blades Final Draft

Hi folks, this is the going to the agent draft.

Monday Meows

Pardon me, I'm late for class, can you let me into the building?

What in the everlovin...

The Next Swine Prince Bonus Chapter

#Underpriest under foot#

The guardroom held all the things one would expect to find in any dungeon guardroom—keys, whips, shackles, decks of cards, etc. It also held some things more specif...

Monday Meows

I spy with my little eye…someone making terrible decisions.

He is going to get such a smackin...

Monday Meows

Just hanging out. I didn't even notice the interloper there.

I don't think this is the mean one...

Whispering Blade Chapter 11

#11#

Memory is a dream of the past, all blurred edges and yawning voids between moments of clarity. We think we remember what occurred, but it's an illusion, sense made from ...