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A Gamer's Guide 383

There’s something oddly charming about meeting and getting to know people you have no reason to think you’ll ever meet again. We may only have stayed for a little more than a week, but that was...

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A Gamer's Guide 382

“I see,” Mr Judge said, repeating himself.

“I can put a stop to that,” Kitty said, but there was no bite to it, not even any bark, it was only a silly little joke and Ester treated it...

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A Gamer's Guide 381

They found him in the lounge, as expected, seated besides the fire together with the young goblin he had brought in, a bowl of soup cradled in the goblin’s hands. Wrapped up in blankets and furs,...

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A Gamer's Guide 380

“Sounds good! Great work, Hum. It’s amazing you were able to convince him without even—”

Ignoring whatever Lion was saying, Ester went over and burrowed herself in Gravy’s arms, who...

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A Gamer's Guide 379

By the time they had arrived at the castle, Ester—by her friends called Hum—felt entirely certain that fish-guy was almost probably definitely the one mentioned in the message she’d ...

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A Gamer's Guide 378

The four of them share a look. Have I mentioned that I’m terrible at lying? Or maybe that came across just now when I totally fumbled this interaction. Classic Lo Fennrick, can’t talk to save h...

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A Gamer's Guide 377

Lett is still sitting right there, so I remember that I—and anyone else listening—should probably talk out loud. “Stop being so dramatic,” I tell him. “I deal with being human everyday! Y...

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A Gamer's Guide 376

“I’m not sure if I can?” 

His gaze burns holes in my skull.

I shrug. “We can try, I guess?” I put my hand on his chest. No chest hair. As a matter of fact, aside from the...

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A Gamer's Guide 375

Hm. Odd. This sensation… Very strange. 

Garath. Analysis?

<Once, I knew a dragon with excellent

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A Gamer's Guide 374

By the time we go in for a landing, I’ve got a bunch of altered skills, and Lett has gotten maybe two or three hours sleep in total. A pretty productive night, all things considered!

Among ...

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A Gamer's Guide 373

HUMAN 3: You’re leaving already?

Pathetic Coward: I must.

HUMAN 3: Sure, but… Okay, listen, I don’t know how much sense this is going to make since it’s coming from me ...

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A Gamer's Guide Books 4 & 5 .pdfs

Heyo! With the thrilling conclusion of book 5, here's a more streamlined, less difficult (and secure from deleting due to publishing) way of reading the books. Enjoy!!

PS: pardon the c...

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A Gamer's Guide 372

Blood compass wasn’t working anymore.

Bloodless? Dead? No, not dead. Never dead. Bad compass. Foul thing. When opened, it was found that the little vial was empty. No blood. But when vial w...

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A Gamer's Guide 371

I grab the child box and exchange it with the god of hope box, switching their places. And then I look at Lett. Hmm. It isn’t very obvious, but… Yeah. I can tell that it’s w...

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A Gamer's Guide 370

One thing I really should have considered before we set out was to ask Rice for the map. No, better yet, I should have made a replica of it long ago. For some reason, I never even considered the id...

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A Gamer's Guide 369

Spinning on my heel, I stomp over to where Rice is and grab her by the shoulders. “Rice, we need to go right the fuck now or I’m going to start doing things I’ll regret.”

She squints ...

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A Gamer's Guide 368

My feet touch ground, real ground, and I watch in mild curiosity as Garath’s body, still bowing, his chin pressed into the dirt and mud, splits perfectly in half. Two pairs of folded wings emerge...

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A Gamer's Guide 367

The dirt beneath my bare feet is soon replaced by soft, squishy mush. I can’t feel it, though. My feet simply pass through the must to instead step on the ground. 

How does this even w...

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A Gamer's Guide 366

Three votes for killing the dragon. Wow, this is way simpler than trying to undo an apostleship! 

Except I’m starting to note a few dissenting views. Glyph, Lett and the godde...

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DAILIES ARE BACK ON BABYYYYYY

All the way until the fifteenth of next month, ish! I don't really remember the exact date but something like this. Sorry about forgetting to continue to do the dailies, I got distracted by somethi...

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A Gamer's Guide 365

I try to grab him but my hands slip into his chest and out his back but he’s okay, he wasn’t hurt at all. Except now he’s lying behind me on the ground, panting and fearful. I reach out to gr...

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A Gamer's Guide 364

Primary mission: completed. Dang I’m lucky. 

Let’s see if I can stretch that luck for a moment…

Reaching down, I check if Lett will allow me to take his hand. He doesn’t pu...

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A Gamer's Guide 363

For a moment, Kitty continued to hold him. Then, he leaned out, wiping his tears, though still not standing up. Remaining on his knees, Kitty affixed Lett with his gaze. And in only a single moment...

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A Gamer's Guide 362

Lett had always been good at pretending. When he was younger, his favourite game was pretending to be a dragon, and his brothers would pretend to be kings and knights out to slay him. Sometimes, he...

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A Gamer's Guide 361

“No,” I mutter. “No, you can’t—”

“Charge!” someone behind me cries, and now the soldiers are back on their drakes, spears brandished and ready, moving with all the gr...

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A Gamer's Guide 360

Smoke, now. I smell it. It’s artificial, oddly enough, like what I’d imagine burning paint to smell like. 

“What is that smell?” Glyph asks from the back of another drake. Her sw...

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A Gamer's Guide 359

The garden was on fire. It was very pretty. Purple flames licking at grass and bushes and budding flowers to leave only soot and ashes behind. Even the smoke was purple, rising up into the heavens ...

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A Gamer's Guide 358

I stare at him, feeling my mouth slowly slack open. “Ah. Um…” I look at the others comprising this merry gang. There are several hundred. No… There are only several hundred. I sigh...

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A Gamer's Guide 357

I have now been waiting in this damn field for the better part of two hours. Sundown, she said. Twilight, one might call it. And yet, the sun is down, and where is it?

It is taking every inch...

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A Gamer's Guide 356

“Thank you,” Jolene said, deftly hopping onto the side of the carriage in-motion before handing Grandma’s reins to the guard. “Please feed drake, water and munch. Pardons.” The door to th...

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