Bedivere the Mad posts
[BGE] 180 - Elise Finds a Spider
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I believe that this is the longest chapter to date. Also, for the first time in like 50 chapters, there's a stat sheet at the bottom, since I did do a b...
2026-01-17 07:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post[CGE] 95 - !@#$%^&&Yona@#$%^&(*&^%$
Before I do anything else, I summon a dead boar and devour an entire leg at once. For some reason, I am incredibly hungry. I guess not eating for a month or however long I was out will do that to y...
2026-01-16 07:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post[CGE] 94.5 - Sally Side Story 1
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When going back through my early chapters to refresh my memory to write this, I realized that I failed to convey a very important detail in those first ...
2026-01-15 05:43:03 +0000 UTC View Post[CGE] 94 - While You Were Sleeping
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Bonus Sally story tomorrow. Won't interfere with regular schedule
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Annie had never hated being und...
2026-01-14 07:24:46 +0000 UTC View Post[BGE] 179 - In the Dungeon's Depths
Telvir was in the lead position as usual, but his mind was largely focused behind him. He had felt the pressure to do well ever since he made the grand decision to give up his immortality, but he h...
2026-01-13 07:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post[CGE] 93 - Winter (3)
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This is the final part of Winter, and it's a long one. Almost double the length of a normal chapter. Hope you enjoy!
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2026-01-11 07:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post[BGE] 178 - The Mysterious Red Herring
“What’s your real name?” asked Elise immediately.
“Ha!” said Samantha. “Well, hypothetically, if I was using a false name, that would be way too big of a secret ...
2026-01-10 07:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post[CGE] 92 - Winter (2)
On Yona’s tenth birthday, she did not get a party. She had not had one for her eighth or ninth birthdays either. Not since her mother was killed.
Her father was not the only one who h...
2026-01-09 07:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post[CGE] 91 - Winter (1)
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Fair warning, this chapter, and the two after are going to be pretty dark. It's not overly graphic, and I don't go into great detail on the less savory ...
2026-01-07 07:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post[BGE] 177 - Cave Spider Killing Competition
The entrances to the Silver sections of the Dungeon were quite different from the entrances to the Bronze areas. The Bronze entrances were all right near the surface, and were little more than door...
2026-01-06 07:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post[CGE] 90 - Breaking the System (again)
To be honest, the options in the third hallway aren’t actually any better than the ones in the second. At least not stat-wise. I think they do suit me a little better than the ones in the other h...
2026-01-04 07:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post[BGE] 176 - Super Fun Trips Begin
Not long after Jag gave them permission to rub his belly, there was a knock on the door. It was Sophie, wondering what they were doing, and seeing no reason to hide the truth, they let her in and i...
2026-01-03 07:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post[CGE] 89 - Named Monster Evolutions
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Thank you for all the feedback on the physics of last chapter. I have updated the chapter to be more accurate to how physics works. I didn't want to re-...
2026-01-02 07:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post[CGE] 88 - Gluttony is Pleased
The mussels on this floor have tentacles. Those tentacles have nozzles on the end that fire water. Each mussel has eight tentacles, which means eight jets of water, and there are six mussels in the...
2025-12-31 07:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post[BGE] 175 - Bargain of Divine Proportions
Elise sensed powerful aether flow out of Jessie and into Jag for a few seconds before slowing to a trickle.
“Take him back,” said Jessie.
Elise didn’t need to be told twice. Still...
2025-12-30 07:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post[CGE] 87 - Demon Queen Yona
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The Royal Road readers pointed out that I forgot to upgrade Yona's Taker of Names title when she killed Menyar (the big piggy). Taker of Names II is now...
2025-12-28 07:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post