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[BGE] 163 - Chilling with the Saintess

When they reached the fountain, Sophie was surprised to see that Jessie had returned to her male disguise. Elise was not. Even in her male form, which seemed designed to be as plain and unremarkabl...

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[CGE] 69 - Secret Negotiations

In the brief moment that the four humans are too stunned to speak, a certain annoying digital fiend takes the opportunity to criticize me.

“I think that there were probably more tac...

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[BGE] 162 - Conviction of a Giantess

Unlike Sir Bartholemew, Dame Lindsay was a much more laid-back person. At least, when Professor Lance wasn’t directly observing her she was. While he was with the other two knights, she was leani...

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[CGE] 68 - Pig Palace

Catching the twins’ amusement, Lauren follows their gaze to my chest as well, and almost immediately snorts with laughter. I frown and fold my arms. I knew it. That bitch of a goddess wouldn’t ...

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[CGE] 64 - Minion Morning (new)

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

Surprise! Bonus chapter! It's a long one too.

You may notice that this is numbered 64, and not 67. That's because I am inserting it at chapter 64....

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[CGE] 67 - Dungeon Rewards (renumbered)

“M– My apologies,” says the woman in the lead, bowing deeply.

Heheh, they’re all trembling. This is funny.

“Yeah, whatever,” I say. “You need something, or are you just he...

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[BGE] 161 - The Saintess Is Here

“Jessie!” said Elise.

“Who are—?” started Samantha. “Wait, Jessie?!”

“Yup!” said Jessie. “My full name is—”

“Jessica Lux!” interrupted Samantha excited...

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[CGE] 66 - The Floor Boss (renumbered)

The boar doesn’t seem to notice me. It doesn’t seem to notice much of anything, really. It just trudges around mindlessly. Of course, it doesn’t need to do much else to cause destruction, sin...

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[BGE] 160 - Cheating on a Test

Aside from those few moments of excitement, the rest of the class was actually quite peaceful and uneventful. It was just an endless cycle of trying to float and then meditating to replenish mana. ...

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[CGE] 65 - A New Dungeon Type (renumbered)

Just like Lauren said, the boar Dungeon is very easy to find. It’s not even a kilometer outside the city walls to the north, and there are a bunch of Adventurers going too and from it. Unlike the...

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[CGE] 63 - Dreams of Home

Okay, Abby, how do I get unscrewed?

“What happened to all that intelligent analysis from literally two seconds ago?”

What happened to knowing everything?

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[BGE] 159 - Two Public Indecency Charges

Unlike the Basic Unattributed Spells class, which had hundreds of students, the Intermediate version only had about fifty. As Elise understood it, the basic one was a prerequisite for a lot of othe...

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[CGE] 62 - Chauren: the Backstory

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

Rereleasing with bonus content at the end because it became clear that the ending wasn't sparking the kind of realizations I was hoping. The chapter is ...

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[BGE] 158 - Revealing the Dragon's Identity

As the giant counted down until the final round of the silly game, Telvir’s mind was wandering. So far, the club meeting had been exactly what he expected, and what he expected was boredom. It wa...

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[CGE] 61 - Crime Scene

We both immediately turn and start running back the way we came. Fortunately, the streets are mostly empty, so we can make full use of our stat-buffed speed and we make it back to Lauren’s house ...

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[CGE] 60 - Girls Night

The entire city, as its name would suggest, is set on a river fork. The river runs in from the east, splits right in the center of the city, and exits through two big brick archways and the two bra...

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[BGE] 157 Rabbit vs Elf 1

As the newbies set up around the dummies, the group of older students started roaring with laughter. Elise glanced over to see that some of the students were having a sculpting competition or somet...

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[CGE] 59 - Rabbit Stew (B2 start)

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

After talking with my audio publisher, it looks like the previous chapter was indeed the end of book 1, making this the start of book 2. It doesn't real...

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[BGE] 156 - Types of Nature Magic

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

After a couple comments on the last chapter, I wanted to clarify something about Daryl that I think I failed to get across. He is not being abused or an...

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[CGE] 58 - Dangerous Revelations

Pike wasn’t sure what he expected when the Adventurers returned. In the wake of all the Named monsters appearing and knowing that they had lost contact with an entire town, he feared the worst. W...

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[CGE] 57 - Aura Farming

On the way to the outskirts of the town, we grab Chad and the twins. Chad has been working on something carpentry the whole time. I don’t know what it is, and he won’t show us. It must be somet...

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[BGE] 155 - Bunny's First Club Meeting

The club room was one of the smaller lecture halls in the central area of the University. Most of the chairs had been cleared out somehow though. Elise wasn’t sure how, since she was pretty sure ...

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[CGE] 56 - Scallop Time!

All the healing potions that Lauren, Chad, and the twins were carrying with them go toward helping the survivors. Because of that, there’s not a whole lot of work to do. The healing potions go a ...

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[BGE] 154 - Taking Control of Things (B4 Start)

Elise barely remembered returning to her room. She was half in a daze after Rayna’s words, going in mental circles trying to figure out exactly what they meant. If the bargain worked how it shoul...

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[CGE] 55 - Aftermath

Joshua didn’t expect that the agent of chaos would have come back with so much firepower. He was under the impression that she had hit him with everything she had the first time. Because of that,...

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[CGE] 54 - The Disaster

To store even a single one of A’s ultimate attacks, it takes almost a third of my mana pool, and all of hers. A and B have a few dozen of their own mana potions, but by the time I’m fully ready...

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[BGE] 153 - Friendly New Problems (B3 Epilogue)

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

Thanks for reading book 3 of Bunny Girl Evolution! As usual, no break between books. We'll be jumping right into book 4 on Saturday.

<E...

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[BGE] 152 - Souls and Secrets

“Good evening,” said Rayna with a smile. “It is evening here, right?”

“Yes,” said Elise. “Sorry for calling you all the way over. I just–”

“You can stop the...

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[CGE] 53 - Temperance and H4rm0ny

The first time Joshua remembered having a distaste for meat was 5th grade. His class went on a field trip to a local ranch where they learned about the process of raising cattle. He learned later i...

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It's my birthday!

...so that means that the Bunny Girl Evolution chapter is going to be a little late. It might be as late as Monday, since I have a busy day tomorrow too. Sorry about the unannounced, but extremely ...

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